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Pornkings 03-16-2003 02:43 AM

What exotic animal would you buy
 
who here has exotic animals
I'm thinking about getting a baby Serval

http://www.wildanimalworld.com/availableanimals.htm

MetaMan 03-16-2003 02:45 AM

not sure if its on there but i want a wolverine

stanton 03-16-2003 02:47 AM

just get urself a russian gf :glugglug

quiet 03-16-2003 02:47 AM

[Labret] has a serval... pretty cool

Theo 03-16-2003 02:50 AM

I had a hawk for a couple of years, but I didn't buy it. I think it's illegal to sell such birds,not sure.

Mutt 03-16-2003 02:50 AM

I always wanted a chimpanzee, one who smoked a cigar and you could dress up in clothes.


actually, it's a bad idea to have an exotic animal as a pet, not fair to the animal unless you have millions and can build them at least as good an enclosure as a modern zoo plus have some company for him/her.

there are people who buy monkeys, and i've heard they are a nightmare.

quiet 03-16-2003 02:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
[Labret] has a serval... pretty cool
it can actually kill humans at full size. :glugglug

Mutt 03-16-2003 02:55 AM

figures i'd pick the most expensive one :(

from the website:

<b>Baby Chimps: $50,000.00 males $55,000.00 females</b>

imagine how cute a baby chimp is, could have him for a year then sell him to a zoo but then again that would be cruel taking an animal who has lived in luxury with humans and suddenly he's put into a big cage full of older chimpanzees.

nope, not a good idea.

Theo 03-16-2003 02:56 AM

imagine the chimpanzee taking a shit in your kitchen or in your bedroom....i'll pass

Mutt 03-16-2003 02:57 AM

animals are chick magnets............ and young chicks more than older ones.

if a dog can do that imagine how many women will stop to make a fuss if your walking down the street with a chimp dressed in a Little Lord Fauntleroy outfit smoking a cigar!!!

Theo 03-16-2003 02:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mutt
animals are chick magnets............
indeed,i'm considering this

African Elephant: 18 yr old male 50,000.00B19

Mutt 03-16-2003 02:59 AM

yeah shit is one of the problems with a chimpanzee but they do wear diapers and i don't think it's impossible to toilet train them but i think it's a tough task.

they are very strong and tempermental, they would destroy everything you have.

Theo 03-16-2003 02:59 AM

this site has everything, even a Bush baby


Greater Bushbaby: 5 weeks old, male 2800.00

Pornkings 03-16-2003 03:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
[Labret] has a serval... pretty cool
Does he have pictures?

How does he like having one as a pet?

Pornkings 03-16-2003 03:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
this site has everything, even a Bush baby


Greater Bushbaby: 5 weeks old, male 2800.00

whats a bush baby? I guess I should check

found a pic http://animaldiversity.ummz.umich.ed...negalensis.jpg

quiet 03-16-2003 03:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornkings


Does he have pictures?

How does he like having one as a pet?

yeah, a whole ton. i'll try to find some

Theo 03-16-2003 03:01 AM

im wondering if they can become aggressive through time.

Weight 88-132 pounds

an 130pounds Chimpanzee is fucking strong, if it decides to get ride of you,won't be a problem hehe

dig420 03-16-2003 03:01 AM

none. if they're not domesticated they don't belong in your house imho

all kinds of evil associated with the exotic animal business, I wouldn't support it.

Theo 03-16-2003 03:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornkings


whats a bush baby? I guess I should check


it's a future US president :glugglug

Theo 03-16-2003 03:06 AM

http://www.wildanimalworld.com/~tmn/baboons.html

baboons look cute,till they start masturbating 24hours/day hahhaha

quiet 03-16-2003 03:06 AM

http://www.detroithardcore.com/anubisplant.jpg

not trying to freak you out Labret... :)

quiet 03-16-2003 03:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
http://www.wildanimalworld.com/~tmn/baboons.html

baboons look cute,till they start masturbating 24hours/day hahhaha

the best part

Pornkings 03-16-2003 03:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
http://www.detroithardcore.com/anubisplant.jpg

not trying to freak you out Labret... :)


ahh cute.. I want one how old is it now?

PersianKitty 03-16-2003 03:21 AM

My neighbor looked into a serval here and found that they are against the law to own in most of Washington state unless you have a certain kind of license (same goes with most non-domestic animals). Recently two 'pet' servals got loose somehow from their home and now they're stuck at the zoo, sequestered away from the other 'more feral' cats. The zoo doesn't know what they are going to do with them. If the owner is found, he'll be find and possibly jailed.

It goes for most other animals too.. I'm not picking on servals mind you. I own pixie bobs which are part (very dilute) bobcat. The exotic animal trade is much the way the old exotic bird trade used to be. People would buy new to the country just caught exotic birds (Macaws, Parrots, etc). I've seen documentaries and read articles about how these birds are lured in mass, captured and transported. How many of them died in the process.. all in the name of the almighty $. The US finally made their import illegal. It cut alot of the market in a hurry. Never by any sort of exotic animal unless you have some facts on the seller and the history of the animal.

thatdykeliz 03-16-2003 03:23 AM

Not an exotic, but I want to get another ferret when we eventually get a bigger house. Had one who died of old age (he was almost 7) a few years ago. Those little fuckers are a trip. :1orglaugh We had a hardwood floor, and he'd start running, get going pretty good, then his back feet would get ahead of his front and he'd jackknife like a crashing semi, slide all over the place in a little ball of fur and feet. He also liked to swim in the toilet...needless to say we kept the lid down all the time.

dig420 03-16-2003 03:28 AM

Usually acquired while they are easily managed infants, exotic animals eventually exert their natural behaviors of biting, spitting, hissing, and attacking.

In 1999, PAWS helped find sanctuary for an African serval after the 40lb. cat bit the Washington family?s young daughter.
A four-year-old boy had his arm torn off by a ?pet? tiger at his uncle?s home in Texas this past spring.
Also earlier this year, a Chicago woman spent eight days in the hospital after her seven-year-old Great Java macaque attacked her. The woman?s dog had been attacked months earlier and required surgery for the wounds. The monkey was killed so that his brain tissue could be tested for rabies and other diseases.
In 1999, an Illinois family?s pet python strangled to death their 3 year-old boy.
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http://www.paws.org/work/factsheet/a...xoticpets.html

PersianKitty 03-16-2003 03:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dig420
Usually acquired while they are easily managed infants, exotic animals eventually exert their natural behaviors of biting, spitting, hissing, and attacking.

In 1999, PAWS helped find sanctuary for an African serval after the 40lb. cat bit the Washington family?s young daughter.
A four-year-old boy had his arm torn off by a ?pet? tiger at his uncle?s home in Texas this past spring.
Also earlier this year, a Chicago woman spent eight days in the hospital after her seven-year-old Great Java macaque attacked her. The woman?s dog had been attacked months earlier and required surgery for the wounds. The monkey was killed so that his brain tissue could be tested for rabies and other diseases.
In 1999, an Illinois family?s pet python strangled to death their 3 year-old boy.
---------

http://www.paws.org/work/factsheet/a...xoticpets.html

PAWS is located here in WA state. They're a regular on my annual charities.

DearAbby 03-16-2003 07:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet


it can actually kill humans at full size. :glugglug

...but can it kill a Pornking?

Gutterboy 03-16-2003 07:31 AM

I've always wanted my own mexican.

Basher 03-16-2003 07:47 AM

see sig :thumbsup

miklosjt 12-01-2005 09:49 PM

looking for serval in canada to buy
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pornkings
who here has exotic animals
I'm thinking about getting a baby Serval

http://www.wildanimalworld.com/availableanimals.htm


im looking for a baby serval. did you have any luck. Any places in the states??

sickkittens 12-01-2005 09:51 PM

I'm happy w/ my dog and saving rats.

Bluewire Ross 12-01-2005 09:53 PM

A boa constrictor!

RogerV 12-01-2005 09:57 PM

Damn someone bumped an old thread when I posted under Pornkings..

badmunchkin 12-01-2005 10:05 PM

An Exotic Dancer :thumbsup

PAR 12-01-2005 10:09 PM

My old cat befor I moved to Toronto... Asian Leopard...
http://www.fuckwhatever.com/images/Stan.jpg

Rob 12-01-2005 10:10 PM

I have a lion. :thumbsup

http://www.buymeatv.com/prince/1.jpg

http://www.buymeatv.com/prince/2.jpg

http://www.buymeatv.com/prince/3.jpg

http://www.buymeatv.com/prince/4.jpg

Spunky 12-01-2005 10:11 PM

Would be cool..and old thread
Wolf pups: females, 12 weeks old 650.00 each

RogerV 12-01-2005 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platinum Paul
My old cat befor I moved to Toronto... Asian Leopard...
http://www.fuckwhatever.com/images/Stan.jpg

Thats hot was he tame? and how can I get one

JoeMeca 12-01-2005 10:24 PM

a monkey duh!


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