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Sly_RJ 03-13-2003 11:44 PM

lil2rich4u
 
I just read your last reply before you supposedly shut down your computer. Someone needs to smack you upside the head in hopes that you'll wake up and actually start living a life and making a profit.

I'm going to break this down, line by line.

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faking stat screenies
Just because others get very nice conversions and you don't, it doesn't mean they're faking the stats. I know various people who convert some sites at 1:60-100. One of our affiliates is converting at a steady 1:50. Ignore the stats and conversions of everyone else and worry about yours. If your conversions suck, try something else. Change the gallery around, get a new traffic source, change sponsors, push another site.

If something isn't working for you, don't keep doing it! You posted your Nasty Dollars stats and stated they are your #2 sponsor. Hate to break it to you, but those stats were not exactly the greatest. That means you need to try something different. Drop them and go with another sponsor, or at least a different site.

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insulting anyone and everyone
The only people who get insulted are usually those that deserve it. Respect isn't automatically granted, it's earned.

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offering no useful advice to others
This is complete bull shit and an insult to anyone who posts information around here. Each and every day there is a vast wealth of information given. It's up to you to find that information, analyze it, and apply it. Nobody can do that for you.

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when people ask for help i should just flip them the bird or even better ill laugh at their situation.
You ask for this behavior. People have repeatedly given you advice, but you turned around, laughed, and did your own thing. Just last week I told you to sell some of your gallery spots for some guaranteed cash until you learn how to convert properly. But no, you know everything so you didn't do that. Now just the other day you're trying to sell those exact spots!

When people offer you advice, take it or leave it. But stop asking for more! It's a total slap in the face.

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Never show any URL's i make my money off so newbies can learn
Do you expect Microsoft and Dell to tell you all their secrets? No. So don't expect it from others. This is a business! Anyone who's making money in this game treats it as such. People are not going to give away their business formulas, get real. They have worked very hard creating these formulas, don't expect something for free.

Instead, try to figure out the formulas for yourself. Stop by The Hun and analyze the top 20 galleries for a week. Take notes. You'll discover a pattern and many similar key marketing elements. Fuck, do a search online and start to study marketing.

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Never tell where i submit any TGP galleries
Surf the TGPs every day. You'll build your own powerful list after a couple weeks. Weed out the bad ones, keep adding new ones.

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Never tell any good sales text to use on galleries
Study.

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Reply within seconds to idiotic threads, but ignore ones that request help.
People are here to have fun, get that in your head. The request threads always get answered, be patient.

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But ill post alot and get my respect.
Some of the most respected people have little to no posts. You have to earn your respect man. Stop your whining and start applying the things you have learned through studying and asking questions.

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I don't know why I just took the time to type that out. This is a business dude, not a game. If you don't have the business mindset, maybe this isn't for you. Just... wake up.

hybrid 03-13-2003 11:50 PM

dayum

p00p 03-13-2003 11:50 PM

Way too long a post, but I would like to see his teeth as he was eating candy as he went to bed. Any pics of his teeth?

Dildozer 03-13-2003 11:51 PM

HELLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO long ass thread! :glugglug

Sly_RJ 03-13-2003 11:52 PM

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Originally posted by Dildozer
HELLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO long ass thread! :glugglug
I hope he'll be able to read it OK!

Fletch XXX 03-13-2003 11:59 PM

why bother helping people like this?

dont help people who cant help themselves.

even my grandma sticks to that one.

nocostporn 03-14-2003 12:00 AM

hmmm

Fletch XXX 03-14-2003 12:01 AM

that line sounds funny.

i wonder if i quoted her right?

hahah

Fletch XXX 03-14-2003 12:03 AM

maybe its: Don't help people who don't help themselves?

Something like that.

regardless, time for herbs.

X37375787 03-14-2003 12:03 AM

you definitely deserved that redpartners ref code spot.

Gutterboy 03-14-2003 12:05 AM

How about "the Lord helps those who help themselves?"

I'm sure it'll come back to you once you get a couple of healthy bong rips into your system.

Fletch XXX 03-14-2003 12:05 AM

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Originally posted by Equinox
you definitely deserved that redpartners ref code spot.
i tell beggars no when they begt me on my way out of Target.

I tell em no down Hollywood blvd, and every where else beggars lurk.

beggars are beggars, no matter if they have a computer or not.

People who cant do anything for themself and play on the pity and help of others to do things.

That is why they fail.

'Try not, do.'

heheh

Fletch XXX 03-14-2003 12:06 AM

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Originally posted by Gutterboy
How about "the Lord helps those who help themselves?"

grandma was Atheist.

she believed people got what they deserved.

same as i do.

nocostporn 03-14-2003 12:07 AM

ehhh I'll let this one slide I guess...Too tired to start an argument that will go nowhere lol :glugglug

Fletch XXX 03-14-2003 12:07 AM

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Originally posted by Gutterboy


I'm sure it'll come back to you once you get a couple of healthy bong rips into your system.

i agree.

no weed like more weed.

X37375787 03-14-2003 12:08 AM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX


grandma was Atheist.

she believed people got what they deserved.

same as i do.



very true

Gman.357 03-14-2003 12:32 AM

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Originally posted by Gutterboy
How about "the Lord helps those who help themselves?"

I'm sure it'll come back to you once you get a couple of healthy bong rips into your system.

That's not the "lord" helping you. It's you helping yourself and giving the credit to him/her/it.

:glugglug

FATPad 03-14-2003 12:54 AM

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Originally posted by Sly_RJ
I don't know why I just took the time to type that out.
I don't either. ;)

He expects to get rich quick, and he expects everyone who's spent months or years experimenting and learning to find what what works to just tell him because he's lil2rich4u and he thinks he's owed that.

He needs to either get a regular job til his finances are sorted or find a newbie board where he can ask away and people won't give smartass answers.

Helping people who take the help and run is one thing. Most people needed help at one point or another.

An endless parade of "show me everything you know about making money" then throwing temper tantrums when he doesn't get what he wants is crap.

btw, he asks for all the dumb comments. When people post something to push someone's buttons and the person responds with a giant temper tantrum, people are gonna push harder and faster.

*shrugs*

lil2rich4u2 03-14-2003 12:59 AM

ok im gonna rip these apart one by one, please bare with me since i dont know how to do that mass quote thing ...

"Just because others get very nice conversions and you don't, it doesn't mean they're faking the stats. I know various people who convert some sites at 1:60-100. One of our affiliates is converting at a steady 1:50."


Yes i beleive people convert 1:50, sometimes even 1:5 ... and i also beleive all people dropping stats shots are making $200k+ per month.

lil2rich4u2 03-14-2003 01:00 AM

"The only people who get insulted are usually those that deserve it. Respect isn't automatically granted, it's earned."


Bullshit, people jump in threads all the time JUST to throw an insult or dig. Look at fletch for example ... if this wasnt a thread to put me down, would you see him posting?

lil2rich4u2 03-14-2003 01:01 AM

"This is complete bull shit and an insult to anyone who posts information around here. Each and every day there is a vast wealth of information given."


You got me on that one ... im very much on edge as of late and very jumpy, just pissed at the world i supose.

Sorry for that one.

lil2rich4u2 03-14-2003 01:03 AM

"Just last week I told you to sell some of your gallery spots for some guaranteed cash until you learn how to convert properly. But no, you know everything so you didn't do that. Now just the other day you're trying to sell those exact spots!

When people offer you advice, take it or leave it. But stop asking for more! It's a total slap in the face."


Ummmm .... is it just me or does this make NO sense whatsoever?

Ok true, you gave some good advice that i at first turned away from ... few days later i am jumping on it.


Isnt that "taking the advice others give me" ?????

The Other Steve 03-14-2003 01:03 AM

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Originally posted by Sly_RJ

I hope he'll be able to read it OK!

I don't think he's got the attention span

Actually he got told all this over on ANS but he wanted to come play with the big guys.

I told him a couple of weeks ago he should go back to a newbie board to learn the basics but he just laughed.

He's like a bloody flea - jumping from one thing to another and causing nothing but irritation.

I don't know why anyone bothers with the idiot anymore.

p00p 03-14-2003 01:03 AM

So why the fuck do you always ignore me? All I wanted to see was your teeth.......:BangBang:

hybrid 03-14-2003 01:05 AM

http://invis.free.anonymizer.com/htt...rkjx/dan13.jpg

lil2rich4u2 03-14-2003 01:06 AM

"People are not going to give away their business formulas, get real. They have worked very hard creating these formulas, don't expect something for free. "


Ok lets say you told me the following:

Richie, this is what you need to do to see some cash ... make 1 "free site" per day, submit to ALL link lists you can find as well as adding it to your own hub page and submit to all SE's. Make different niches and catagories on your hub page and when it has some nice links and content, submit that to the SE's, add a trade script and add some trades. Link all your sites together on as many domains as you can afford. After 4 months you will have income


Now isnt that a business plan of sorts? If you told me that would it break your income??? SO WHATS THE FUCKING PROBLEM?!?!

lil2rich4u2 03-14-2003 01:07 AM

"Surf the TGPs every day. You'll build your own powerful list after a couple weeks. Weed out the bad ones, keep adding new ones."


Good advice, i use this technique to find new trades, guess it will work for gallery submissions also?

Thanks for the advice bud, sorry it took all this shit to get it out of you though.

lil2rich4u2 03-14-2003 01:09 AM

"People are here to have fun, get that in your head. The request threads always get answered, be patient."

Who do you think your talking to man? Someone who just joined yesterday?

I am one of the ones that starts alot of BS threads for "fun" or just to break my daily routine a bit .... but common man, dont lie and say request threads always get answered.

Just the other day i had a request thread asking for AVS ref codes .... took 4 days of bumping to finally get a good amount of them!!

lil2rich4u2 03-14-2003 01:11 AM

"Some of the most respected people have little to no posts. You have to earn your respect man. Stop your whining and start applying the things you have learned through studying and asking questions. "

bull-shit dude

Name one person on here with 3k or 4k+ posts that does not get "respect" even if its just envy of what people "THINK" they make??

Fletch XXX 03-14-2003 01:13 AM

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Originally posted by lil2rich4u2
"The only people who get insulted are usually those that deserve it. Respect isn't automatically granted, it's earned."


Bullshit, people jump in threads all the time JUST to throw an insult or dig. Look at fletch for example ... if this wasnt a thread to put me down, would you see him posting?

Youre so easy.

I post in every thread.

How do you think I have so many posts?

/button pushed.

lil2rich4u2 03-14-2003 01:14 AM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
why bother helping people like this?

dont help people who cant help themselves.

even my grandma sticks to that one.



fuck off Fletch ..... i am so fucking sick of your stupid as remarks, please if you ever do me any favor (which i know you wont), when you see i started a thread, just stay the fuck out and go to the next one.

I cant remember one nice, decent, NOT insulting comment you have ever made to me or about me.


Thanks for the reply, im SURE you would have replied if it was a thread asking for help, advice, tips, or anything else constructive .... perfect example of one of my points above.

Thanks for proving me right.

Fletch XXX 03-14-2003 01:16 AM

Show me where I insult you?

hahah

Yesterday when i got your panties wet.

i simply posted 3 animated gifs.

and didnt say a word.

youre too easy.

You think I owe you help.

go back to school or mcdonalds boy, Ive been at it too long to let you think I give a fuck about whether you fail or pass.

lil2rich4u2 03-14-2003 01:21 AM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
Show me where I insult you?

hahah

i simply posted 3 animated gifs.
and didnt say a word.

youre too easy.

You think I owe you help.

go back to school or mcdonalds boy, Ive been at it too long to let you think I give a fuck about whether you fail or pass.



The time it took you to make those 3 gif's, someone of your skill level could have slammed out 4 basic banners ... i really needed help man. But instead of taking that route, you took the insulting, non-helpful route.

No you dont owe me jack-shit, nobody here does. But that being the case, and since you have no intent to help ... then it should be easy for you to just scroll past my request thread.

Your comments yesterday, even just a simple gif, and today, and every other post of mine were simply insulting.

I dont need it, and im sure you can spend your time more constructively.

Hot Tropical Babes 03-14-2003 01:24 AM

Fletch is always gonna insult ya, well unless you have a bud in one hand and a bottle in the other...




Its not a big thang....


move on....


live life....


dance more....


:winkwink:

quiet 03-14-2003 01:27 AM

god, just fuck off already. no one cares.

FATPad 03-14-2003 01:30 AM

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Originally posted by lil2rich4u2

The time it took you to make those 3 gif's, someone of your skill level could have slammed out 4 basic banners ... i really needed help man. But instead of taking that route, you took the insulting, non-helpful route.

You're not special.

Everytime someone has ever posted looking for banners people make MS Paint looking things and post them.

You however, are the first person to ever throw a hissy fit over it.

Fletch XXX 03-14-2003 01:37 AM

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The time it took you to make those 3 gif's, someone of your skill level could have slammed out 4 basic banners ... i really needed help man. But instead of taking that route, you took the insulting, non-helpful route.

My time is worth something to me, either in entertainment for myself, or cash, you don't choose the method or how I allocate my time.

Im not here to provide you with graphics, im here for entertainment.

Not for free. Which is all you want. Youve been on the board begging and whining instead of working, its obvious by your post count. Youre the type that comes here to ask a question before searching google, or god forbid do a 'GFY SEARCH' you, rather ask the same old questions and cry about your bills, as if we care.

This is why people get frustrated with newbies like you, you ask the same questions, complain about the same things and do the same fuck ups the loser newbies before you did.

On top of that, you create threads like

'NASTY DOLLARS YOU FUCKING THIEF'

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then it should be easy for you to just scroll past my request thread.
How about no.

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Your comments yesterday, even just a simple gif, and today, and every other post of mine were simply insulting.
Again, i never really insulted you. I post 'GFY' pics all the time, you took it personal, not my fault. Read into it how you want schizo, im sure youll find some conspiracy to believe in.

Keep looking around the corner, Im sure someones there.

You schizos make me nervous.

If youre all paranoid and think im 'out to get you' and 'put you down' youre really mistaken.

I didnt even use words and you claim, I insulted you and whatever. It might be the voices in your head...

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I dont need it, and im sure you can spend your time more constructively. [/B]
I dont care what you need, but heres a freebie, What you need is a job.

Im not out to get you, what you fail to realize, is I dont think I could care less about you, and thats why I dont care about helping you or giving you free graphics. Why should I give you free graphics?

All you wanted was me to do free work for you, and youre the one who is insulted? Im insulted. Fuck off freeloader, I make my money doing this, not trying to do free work for your sorry ass can make sales and not get evicted, i cant care any less if you have a house or not. Make sales or not, or have a car or not.

I think its funny watching you cry on the boards about not having money, losing your car, getting evicted. Seriously, do you think we care? It really is funny, since none of us really care and you keep doing it.

Amputate Your Head 03-14-2003 01:58 AM

:glugglug

thatdykeliz 03-14-2003 01:59 AM

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Originally posted by Sly_RJ
I just read your last reply before you supposedly shut down your computer. Someone needs to smack you upside the head in hopes that you'll wake up and actually start living a life and making a profit.

I'm going to break this down, line by line.

lil2rich can do whatever he wants to...but I'm fuckin taking notes here. Good advice is good advice, and I'll be happy to learn whatever I can when Sly and whoever else wants to drop knowledge does so when they're ripping up newbie ass. Please, sir, continue. :)

The Other Steve 03-14-2003 02:40 AM

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Richie, this is what you need to do to see some cash ... make 1 "free site" per day, submit to ALL link lists you can find as well as adding it to your own hub page and submit to all SE's. Make different niches and catagories on your hub page and when it has some nice links and content, submit that to the SE's, add a trade script and add some trades. Link all your sites together on as many domains as you can afford. After 4 months you will have income


Now isnt that a business plan of sorts? If you told me that would it break your income??? SO WHATS THE FUCKING PROBLEM?!?! [/B]
Now that looks exactly like the sort of business plan you could have got from ANS or any other newbie board - why the fuck didn't you follow it instead of coming over here and trying to play the 'big man'.

If you had followed it you might now be making money instead of making a lot of whinging and whining noises.

Begging for free graphics? - Fuck you've got a hide - just piss off and don't come back - this industry just isn't for you!


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