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marshallk 08-23-2014 08:30 AM

How to Ask a Girl Out ?
 
What is you metode to ask a girl out in these latter days ?:helpme
I broke up with my girlfriend 2 months ago ,I spent two years together .
Now is over !

So ? how to ask a girl out ?:))

mineistaken 08-23-2014 08:35 AM

Same as 26 months ago.

incredibleworkethic 08-23-2014 08:37 AM

You'd be surprised how easy it is when you simply get to the point. :)

marshallk 08-23-2014 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20202155)
Same as 26 months ago.

for 4 alone ? :))

Tom.K 08-23-2014 08:45 AM

tell her she have a perfect face for bukkake. you know it, because you are in porn business... works every time :)

marshallk 08-23-2014 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Tom.K (Post 20202168)
tell her she have a perfect face for bukkake. you know it, because you are in porn business... works every time :)

o yea :)) . i hope the next girlfrend like's bukkake :)) .

JA$ON 08-23-2014 08:50 AM

walk up and say. "Hi there, Im xxxxx"

90% of the time, she made the decision on if she's interested before you finish those 4 words, lol. At least in terms of whether she thinks your cute enough to spend some time getting to know.

pornmasta 08-23-2014 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by JA$ON (Post 20202177)
walk up and say. "Hi there, Im xxxxx"

90% of the time, she made the decision on if she's interested before you finish those 4 words, lol. At least in terms of whether she thinks your cute enough to spend some time getting to know.

then explain how big is your porn business... just like your dick.... :winkwink:

brassmonkey 08-23-2014 08:59 AM

pick one say something funny. give her something. tell her how beautiful she is. girls eat that shit up

slapass 08-23-2014 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marshallk (Post 20202148)
What is you metode to ask a girl out in these latter days ?:helpme
I broke up with my girlfriend 2 months ago ,I spent two years together .
Now is over !

So ? how to ask a girl out ?:))

Keep it simple. Girls love to go out so don't worry about it.

bagfull 08-23-2014 09:09 AM

Lets go to dinner
or ask your friends to hook u up

Spunky 08-23-2014 09:33 AM

Flop out the balboski on the table and say you can't handle it

ravenazrael 08-23-2014 09:42 AM

It also depends on where u live. Girls are a bit different from region to region

Rob 08-23-2014 10:13 AM

The pick up line that has NEVER failed me, "Excuse me, does this smell like chloroform?" -- works every time. :thumbsup

jimmycastor 08-23-2014 10:15 AM

ask her if she can help you with a recent jquery problem or solve a php problem
you have with a hosted tube script :question:

sarettah 08-23-2014 10:18 AM

I don't know what it is like out there nowadays but what used to work for me was I would walk on over, look her in the eyes and lick my eyebrows.

It worked every time :thumbsup

.

pornmasta 08-23-2014 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marshallk (Post 20202148)
What is you metode to ask a girl out in these latter days ?:helpme
I broke up with my girlfriend 2 months ago ,I spent two years together .
Now is over !

So ? how to ask a girl out ?:))

oh you are in romania... well just ask her if she knows how to use a plow...
She will understand...

lazycash 08-23-2014 10:23 AM

Calm your fears, www.yessignals.com

mineistaken 08-23-2014 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by lazycash (Post 20202309)
Calm your fears, www.yessignals.com

He is inquiring on HOW to ask a girl out, not WHERE to find said girl.

dicknipples 08-23-2014 10:30 AM

Here's how I asked my now girlfriend out.

We have been friends for a while, and then probably mid March we went from just casually knowing each other to talking on facebook messenger occasionally, then it went to texting. I then invited her to be my +1 to a wedding for my buddy's mother, who she's mutual friends with that buddy. Clearly she liked me, and I liked her... But how to ask her out eh? I made it special. I invited her to spend the 4th of July weekend with me in Chicago. So we went to the beach for the 4th of July fireworks that Navy Pier put on, and while we were watching them, I held her hand and asked her if she'd be my girlfriend.

She said no, called me a creep. And I did lots of hookers and blow.

Nah just kidding, we're going on almost 2 months together now.

seeandsee 08-23-2014 10:31 AM

pay her for sex

Double trouble 08-23-2014 10:47 AM

http://www.shockmansion.com/wp-conte.../11/Pickup.jpg

ErectMedia 08-23-2014 11:01 AM

make em laugh and the rest will follow, I've pulled chicks a tad hotter than I should have been able to over the years. :2 cents:

brassmonkey 08-23-2014 11:07 AM

not sure where you are from but head to the college area. omg the drunk college girls smoking hot and horny. enough poon till you find something

pornmasta 08-23-2014 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20202350)
not sure where you are from but head to the college area. omg the drunk college girls smoking hot and horny. enough poon till you find something

i realize that i live in a pretty prude area...

k0nr4d 08-23-2014 11:25 AM

When i was younger, i'd put the pussy on a pedastal so to speak. Turns out it's MUCH easier when you just plain don't give a shit.

Go to a night club, get a few beers in you, and just go up and talk to girls. This one not interested in making out with you 5 minutes later? No problem, maybe the next one is.

SmutHammer 08-23-2014 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0nr4d (Post 20202362)
When i was younger, i'd put the pussy on a pedastal so to speak. Turns out it's MUCH easier when you just plain don't give a shit.

Go to a night club, get a few beers in you, and just go up and talk to girls. This one not interested in making out with you 5 minutes later? No problem, maybe the next one is.

Looks like one person here gets it, and I'm sure actually does pick up girls on the norm.

Girls don't want a nice guy, and don't want someone who asks what she would like to do etc. Works much better when you are straight to the point,, don't ask for her if you can get her cell number, pull yours out and ask what it is while your adding it. Tell her your going to pick her up at blah blah instead of asking if she wants to go out. etc. etc.

good luck :)

ErectMedia 08-23-2014 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Bowser Koopa (Post 20202318)
Here's how I asked my now girlfriend out.

We have been friends for a while, and then probably mid March we went from just casually knowing each other to talking on facebook messenger occasionally, then it went to texting. I then invited her to be my +1 to a wedding for my buddy's mother, who she's mutual friends with that buddy. Clearly she liked me, and I liked her... But how to ask her out eh? I made it special. I invited her to spend the 4th of July weekend with me in Chicago. So we went to the beach for the 4th of July fireworks that Navy Pier put on, and while we were watching them, I held her hand and asked her if she'd be my girlfriend.

She said no, called me a creep. And I did lots of hookers and blow.

Nah just kidding, we're going on almost 2 months together now.

Proving Chicago is good for more than just Murder :thumbsup

dicknipples 08-23-2014 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by ErectMedia (Post 20202373)
Proving Chicago is good for more than just Murder :thumbsup

Indeed. Stay out of the south side, and west side, and the city is great. I love it here.

k0nr4d 08-23-2014 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Ed Hammer (Post 20202369)
Looks like one person here gets it, and I'm sure actually does pick up girls on the norm.

Girls don't want a nice guy, and don't want someone who asks what she would like to do etc. Works much better when you are straight to the point,, don't ask for her if you can get her cell number, pull yours out and ask what it is while your adding it. Tell her your going to pick her up at blah blah instead of asking if she wants to go out. etc. etc.

good luck :)

Well, im in a relationship now and have kids, but there was this one deciding moment where i didn't give a fuck anymore. That was really the key moment when I got good at picking girls up. I can't explain it any better, but the second i started walking up to girls with 110% confidence, I almost never got turned down. There was literally one single time where a girl was not willing to at least talk to me (maybe she was in a bad mood, who knows), and that's really the first step.

You won't fuck or make out with every single one of them, but talking to them is the first step. Absolutely *nothing* bad will happen if you get shot down, so just do it and don't worry about it :2 cents:

bronco67 08-23-2014 12:04 PM

You don't ask a girl out. This ain't the 50's.

You ask her if she'd like to "hang" out sometime. Or say, "hey I'm going here...maybe I'll see you there."

If she wants you, she'll be there. As long as you seem indifferent to the idea of wanting to have sex with her, she'll fuck you. This all seems counterintuitive, but its the way shit works. Also, this advice only works if you look like me.

1215 08-23-2014 12:33 PM

Did you mistake this forum for yahoo questions?

aka123 08-23-2014 12:37 PM

A: Let's go out, I know a great place.
B: Let's go out, I know a great place. Okay?
C: Let's go. (most alfa male, I am not that alfa, so I use the first two options)

aka123 08-23-2014 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Double trouble (Post 20202330)

Hey, who let that kid to drive a car?

mineistaken 08-23-2014 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 20202397)
Also, this advice only works if you look like me.

Where can we see your photo and decide if we look like you?

brassmonkey 08-23-2014 12:59 PM

hit the college if you have 1% game you will get sumthing. if not order a blowup doll

bronco67 08-23-2014 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20202458)
Where can we see your photo and decide if we look like you?

I don't put photos of myself on the internet. That's for suckers.

pornmasta 08-23-2014 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aka123 (Post 20202435)
Hey, who let that kid to drive a car?

Justin's father

MediaGuy 08-23-2014 02:12 PM

First, be straight up about what business you're in.

Then ask: wanna go grab a bite?

Let's have a drink!

Have you seen this movie?

Uh, does your Rottweiler like human musk?

How else you gonna do it? There's no tricks!

Well, actually, listening to her and shutting up for a bit helps...

:D

marshallk 08-23-2014 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 20202397)
You don't ask a girl out. This ain't the 50's.

You ask her if she'd like to "hang" out sometime. Or say, "hey I'm going here...maybe I'll see you there."

If she wants you, she'll be there. As long as you seem indifferent to the idea of wanting to have sex with her, she'll fuck you. This all seems counterintuitive, but its the way shit works. Also, this advice only works if you look like me.

you're right, I tried it :D works !


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