50 safe years to live.
 

Putin, Ebola. AIDS, shark attacks, venom snakes, tranny traps...

With all that shit waiting around the corner is there any simple safe place left on the planet?
May be deep ass Memphis suburbs or Niue island?

Requirements:

Internet access, ATM, decent hospital on location.

Can you recommend me the get away place?

Any major city.

this looks like a safe place

http://www.eg.ru/upimg/photo/149637.jpg

:winkwink:

oops, sorry, forgot about internet and so ...

you can't escape Putin.
He is inside You (diabolic laughter):winkwink::winkwink::winkwink::winkwink:

What a fart are you.

The world has always been on the verge of collapse. Why is now any different?

I didn't feel it before today.

Tuvalu: Is a small island state in the Pacific Ocean known for being peaceful. Even though they are the third-least populous countries in the world, they are often thought of as one of the safest.

france, there is french dicks (check my profile)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I am forty-five years old, bike / run / shoot hoops every day, never had a major health problem. Knock on wood.

Obama is still in office

Nope..... deep south would be safe, but christians are the most dangerous of all!!!!

i know but it's always amusing when someone's life starts to suck they automatically start paying attention to news stories and come to the conclusion that everyone elses world is all of a sudden falling apart as well.

2 places come in my mind when it comes to protection:

somalia or detroit

And?

Norcal you suggest?

Try to go to блеатьгород

We are all dying, no one is safe. Live well, love with your whole heart and don't let fear of the future undermine your enjoyment of the present.

Seems that way. Is this some sort of spin-off from frog legs?

Juicy little asses. :)

http://todayilearned.co.uk/wp-conten...human-legs.jpg

No matter where you go your requirements are all biased on exactly what you fear which is physical danger (snakes, sharks, virus of various sorts) and political unrest.

There is always physical danger unless you never get in a car (you might be a great driver but the guy in the other car is a one eyed drunk)...never take a shower (most common place for injury is actually right in your nice safe home)!


Animal attacks are very rare and even less fatal. Those fears are just not statistically significant. Enjoy nature and the outdoors. :thumbsup

Tranny attacks can be avoided with a little common sense and AIDS can be avoided the same way...us a condom...don't be a slut...be a little more selective with sexual partners. :thumbsup

The 3 requirements you have will not matter when the shit really hits the fan. The power grid will do down killing your internet access (if censorship doesn't kill it first). ATM access will not matter as cash will be worthless paper when the real shit hits the fan and before that if the power grid goes down there will be no cash in the atm or in the banks either.

Hospitals will not save you from a virus with no cure. :thumbsup

Putin is only a monster in your dreams and there are far worse people/counties with the a-bomb...biological weapons...and fanatical idiots perfectly willing to blow themselves up as long as they can take a few along with them. :2 cents:

This could be a good book... for somebody thinking like you. I'm not.

Jeez, i feel like i'm surrounded either with mental vampires or retarded maniacs.

http://33.media.tumblr.com/4b8209781...d3xo1_1280.jpg

ya vampir !

http://static1.businessinsider.com/i...exposition.jpg:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Looking to trait yet another country? You just recently arrived in the new one...

To answer your question - maybe Greenland.

Then you are already exactly where you belong. :thumbsup

http://38.media.tumblr.com/2a9e73b7e...39gto1_500.gif

Falkland Islands ...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

there is no escape...

New Zealand maybe

Yes, there is no place where he can't be killed by a bad ass squirrel. Those worse countries are a different thing, as they are not next to his country. And none of them poses any direct threat to Ukraine (I suppose he is from Ukraine), besides some fallout, if that comes to that.

Everybody have their own problems. Some jihadists have probably not even heard about Ukraine, just about the evil USA, so that's your problem, not this. But what comes to Putin, he is about 8000 km more near to Putin than you are. Come tad closer, it's easy to say from there.

sure man
https://gfy.com/image.php?u=374090&dateline=1407243916

And there you have the proof. :)

:1orglaugh something like that.

Good choice, Niue island - I have even a contact out there.

Was about to tell you south of Spain but cyberSeo is moving there so will be unsafe pretty soon. You could always try Madeira.

No, rusian pot-riot CyberFUCKO must stay in Moscow only!

Smart ass, have you ever lived in a 3rd world country to even think the grass is green where you're?

Avoid Beds, I was told that 85% of people die in a bed !:(

I think this:

http://www.quellomayo.com/