Wife is 9+ Months Pregnant - No Baby
 

This is just fucking KILLING me. Last FRIDAY our Dr. said that my wife would go into labor in 24 hours. He said that in the morning, pack a bag and come in. He'll have a room ready.

He said he would bet money on it. I should have taken that action.

I'm on needles over here..

Ideas People!!!

Maybe shes just REALLY constipated.

anxiety is a bitch, isn't it?

Put her in the car and drive over a very bumpy road

:thumbsup

beer.

take her to the most inconvienient place to go into labour .. chances are it will happen there .. murphys law

BTW do you know if its a boy or a girl yet??

laxative

Take a toilet plunger and suck that baby out

suckerpunch her in the belly

We have no idea. We tried to find out but the babys legs were crossed during the ultrasound??!!

I decline.

yes.. thats true

!!!! Sounds like your soon going to have an uptight daughter. :thumbsup thats my guess.

That would ruin the leather.

2 things are good for inducing labor, walking and sex.
Semen contains prostaglandins and may stimulate labor. Her having an orgasm can also kick contractions into gear, which may speed the labor along.

The sex thing is 100% true - I speak from experience and being a week late with my kid! :thumbsup

two choices:
1. its a girl who's a prude
2. its a homo

j/k congrats man :)

What's the "+" ? Generally the time of conception is estimated off her last menstral cycle...so the gestation period is purely an estimate as well.

Basicly if she is more than 2 weeks overdue, she should be scheduled for a C-Section. :) If she's not 2 weeks overdue, then listen to whatever the doc tells you.

Congrats!!!

he'd know too!!! he's working on a little army at his compound!

Yup..I must chime in with the choir....SEX SEX SEX....

Get to it mister!!

:Graucho

I guess it's been a while since you had a kid..LOL

The fetus's age can be determined within 3 days. Using a ultrasound, the computer literally spits out the age of the baby in womb and then gives you a due date.

They will also induce labor before doing a C-Section.

Actually, she should be scheduled for INDUCTION...not a c-section. ;)

And this is from the baby machine herself!!

(running......fast........)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

HAHAHA....better watch it Peaches or in August you'll find a small, noisy basket at your front door.....hehehe

See what happens when I try to look smart??? Thanks Smegma.

my husband says have sex as well..apparently it worked for his exwife with their second child.

Don't worry, it will happen very soon. Just that don't forget to come and tel us if it's a boy or a girl. Anyway congrats.

they will induce labor if she is more than a week or two overdue. waiting is a bitch but at least you know you won't have to wait more than that.

Pics??

:Graucho

maybe she is not pregnant and its just a beer belly

Dont worry buddy, you'll be fine. My son was 2 weeks overdue and they had to induce. He didnt want to come out.

He had a frown on his face for 2 weeks after he was born. He finally figured out he was out for good and then started to smile.

Just get ready for those sleepless nights.

Take her on a bumpy ride. Not a violently bumpy but bumpy. Like a golf cart ride. That can help.
The bun will come out of the oven when it is baked, don't worry. We were lucky:eek7 Both our kids where a bit early.

Have sex with her. It's supposed to help. I am not kidding.

No Sex. other options?

Why no sex? During your wife's last pregnancy did you ever taste the breast milk?

What about the rest of you GFY fathers... when your wife is lactating you try it at least once right?

I'll hit it for you. Cause I'm cool like that.

A true friend .. take one for the team :1orglaugh

hehe