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Lichen 11-21-2013 04:04 PM

My fucking cat has eaten the same food everyday for the past 10 years.
 
I guess cats don't have much of a sense or need for variety.

:arcadefre

Arnox 11-21-2013 04:05 PM

I once had cereal for a whole day just because I had an excess of it and had no money to go buy something more suitable.

It wasn't a bad experience, but I'd avoid doing it again.

/fatfoo

nexcom28 11-21-2013 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lichen (Post 19881534)
I guess cats don't have much of a sense or need for variety.

:arcadefre

Fucking cars are dumb. I have about 15 feral cats thAt like to shit around my house. It doesn't matter how many times I throw stones at them, pour water on them, scare them, remove their babies they keep coming back for more.
Even big ass fences and wire doesn't keep them out.

It's pretty funny to watch a cat jump into a yard it can't get out of being chased with water and stones.

MaDalton 11-21-2013 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nexcom28 (Post 19881552)
Fucking cars are dumb. I have about 15 feral cats thAt like to shit around my house. It doesn't matter how many times I throw stones at them, pour water on them, scare them, remove their babies they keep coming back for more.
Even big ass fences and wire doesn't keep them out.

It's pretty funny to watch a cat jump into a yard it can't get out of being chased with water and stones.

i'd be careful in case you want to stick around here - being cruel to cats has already cost one other company their business a while ago...

bushwacker 11-21-2013 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nexcom28 (Post 19881552)
Fucking cars are dumb. I have about 15 feral cats thAt like to shit around my house. It doesn't matter how many times I throw stones at them, pour water on them, scare them, remove their babies they keep coming back for more.
Even big ass fences and wire doesn't keep them out.

It's pretty funny to watch a cat jump into a yard it can't get out of being chased with water and stones.

That's really fucking cool bro. everyone should be cruel to animals. Fucking dipshit. :321GFY

johnnyloadproductions 11-21-2013 04:45 PM

Back when I was a little kid, an old neighbor of ours would kill them with a .22. Funny thing was how illegal it was and it being in a city. :)

L-Pink 11-21-2013 04:47 PM

I had a poor nights sleep, I had a shitty day, I click on GFY and see ?

"My fucking cat has eaten the same food everyday for the past 10 years."

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh Great thread title.

kittykatt 11-21-2013 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nexcom28 (Post 19881552)
Fucking cars are dumb. I have about 15 feral cats thAt like to shit around my house. It doesn't matter how many times I throw stones at them, pour water on them, scare them, remove their babies they keep coming back for more.
Even big ass fences and wire doesn't keep them out.

It's pretty funny to watch a cat jump into a yard it can't get out of being chased with water and stones.

It would be pretty funny to see someone who does this to cats trapped in a yard and not being able to get out of being chased with water and stones too. Maybe they'd figure out how it is to be a cat and show them a lil more mercy. :winkwink:

mrgica 11-21-2013 06:49 PM

Cat? 10 years? :helpme

mineistaken 11-21-2013 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lichen (Post 19881534)
I guess cats don't have much of a sense or need for variety.

:arcadefre

That is because you bought her the same food. Or are you saying that your cat refused to eat anything else you tried to give her?

mrgica 11-21-2013 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19881570)
I had a poor nights sleep, I had a shitty day, I click on GFY and see ?

"My fucking cat has eaten the same food everyday for the past 10 years."

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh Great thread title.

Admit you are not laughing, you are discussed. Show some balls dude. And if you are laughing then you must be retarded. :pimp

mrgica 11-21-2013 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 19881696)
That is because you bought her the same food. Or are you saying that your cat refused to eat anything else you tried to give her?

God I thank for the geniuses like this every day. Amen!

Seth Manson 11-21-2013 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nexcom28 (Post 19881552)
Fucking cars are dumb. I have about 15 feral cats thAt like to shit around my house. It doesn't matter how many times I throw stones at them, pour water on them, scare them, remove their babies they keep coming back for more.
Even big ass fences and wire doesn't keep them out.

It's pretty funny to watch a cat jump into a yard it can't get out of being chased with water and stones.

You need one of these - http://www.havahart.com/store/live-animal-traps/1099
and a can of tuna.

1/3rd can of tuna on the trigger... you'll get a cat, and then you can take it to the animal shelter. The next night, repeat. Etc etc. You can easily catch three cats with one can of tuna. There may even be a feral cat rescue society in your area.

This will eliminate the problem over the course of a couple of weeks, and isnt cruel. Feral cats running rampant through your community just generates more feral cats, and more problems that feral cats bring with them.

xNetworx 11-21-2013 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nexcom28 (Post 19881552)
Fucking cars are dumb. I have about 15 feral cats thAt like to shit around my house. It doesn't matter how many times I throw stones at them, pour water on them, scare them, remove their babies they keep coming back for more.
Even big ass fences and wire doesn't keep them out.

It's pretty funny to watch a cat jump into a yard it can't get out of being chased with water and stones.

If you aren't just trolling you are a huge pile of shit

mineistaken 11-21-2013 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrgica (Post 19881699)
God I thank for the geniuses like this every day. Amen!

http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/9de/dfc...1335846918.jpg

2MuchMark 11-21-2013 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nexcom28 (Post 19881552)
Fucking cars are dumb. I have about 15 feral cats thAt like to shit around my house. It doesn't matter how many times I throw stones at them, pour water on them, scare them, remove their babies they keep coming back for more.
Even big ass fences and wire doesn't keep them out.

It's pretty funny to watch a cat jump into a yard it can't get out of being chased with water and stones.

Wow, you know what? Go Fuck yourself. What kind of prick takes a cat's babies and throws rocks at them? Fuck you asshole.

mrgica 11-21-2013 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 19881711)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :winkwink:

VikingMan 11-21-2013 07:37 PM

Everyone knows that cats do not have souls. There are exceptions such as the kitty I recently cared for while my friend was on vacation. But most suck.

whOaKemosabe 11-21-2013 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nexcom28 (Post 19881552)
Fucking cars are dumb. I have about 15 feral cats thAt like to shit around my house. It doesn't matter how many times I throw stones at them, pour water on them, scare them, remove their babies they keep coming back for more.
Even big ass fences and wire doesn't keep them out.

It's pretty funny to watch a cat jump into a yard it can't get out of being chased with water and stones.

are you 12 that you throw rocks why don't you blast them!

OneHungLo 11-21-2013 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nexcom28 (Post 19881552)
Fucking cars are dumb. I have about 15 feral cats thAt like to shit around my house. It doesn't matter how many times I throw stones at them, pour water on them, scare them, remove their babies they keep coming back for more.
Even big ass fences and wire doesn't keep them out.

It's pretty funny to watch a cat jump into a yard it can't get out of being chased with water and stones.

Big tuff guy hurting innocent animals. Who is this little faggot?

Gator 11-21-2013 10:54 PM

Cats are a lot smarter than most of the dumb fucks who post here.

Markul 11-22-2013 12:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nexcom28 (Post 19881552)
Fucking cars are dumb. I have about 15 feral cats thAt like to shit around my house. It doesn't matter how many times I throw stones at them, pour water on them, scare them, remove their babies they keep coming back for more.
Even big ass fences and wire doesn't keep them out.

It's pretty funny to watch a cat jump into a yard it can't get out of being chased with water and stones.

:helpme

You're not serious right?

nexcom28 11-22-2013 01:05 AM

Ok, I admit it I was trolling (kind of).
Anyway, we really do have a huge feral cat problem here. There are about 15 feral cats all unneautered that have litters of babies twice a year. Each litter has 3 or 4 more baby cats.
At this rate I will have 40 cats within a couple of years.

I have a 3 year old girl and a new baby due in March. The reason for the cat prevention is in their interests. You know the feces can cause blindness right?
The cats use my garden as a cat litter, burying the shit under her swing and climbing frame.

Yes, I used to throw rocks (actually small stones) at them. The idea isn't to hit them it's to scare them away. Same with throwing water at them.
I have tried cat proofing. I put chicken wire in every possible space but they still get in, the old guy next door actually adds to the problem by feeding them.

There is a feral rescue place and I know the lady that runs it, this lady actually took away the babies, I think you guys jumped to conclusions on that one. The babies were re-homed and they were supposed to be coming to catch the male adult cats so they can be neautered. Unfortunately they haven't yet. I think by next year there will be more baby kittens shitting in my yard.

I was looking at those animal traps but I saw how wild the kittens are. I can't imagine trying to deal with a wild feral cat.

Anyway, I don't hurt animals (not intentionally anyway). All I do is scare the fuckers. If you had a problem lke mine you would proberbly do the same.

Markul 11-22-2013 01:17 AM

You could get a dog, problem solved right there.

Seth Manson 11-22-2013 01:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Markul (Post 19881942)
You could get a dog, problem solved right there.

Only if the dog is outside 24 hours a day.

Markul 11-22-2013 01:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seth Manson (Post 19881946)
Only if the dog is outside 24 hours a day.

Yea you do have a point there. But it might help hehe

CurrentlySober 11-22-2013 01:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seth Manson (Post 19881946)
Only if the dog is outside 24 hours a day.

But what about the scent of the dog? He will urinate and defecate in the yard, and mark it as his own.... Surly that would act as a deterrent for cats?

delapsoul66 11-22-2013 03:34 AM

Are we really talking about cats in this forum? :helpme Interesting how much response on this thread :helpme:helpme:helpme

RandazzoXXX 11-22-2013 04:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nexcom28 (Post 19881935)
Ok, I admit it I was trolling (kind of).
Anyway, we really do have a huge feral cat problem here. There are about 15 feral cats all unneautered that have litters of babies twice a year. Each litter has 3 or 4 more baby cats.
At this rate I will have 40 cats within a couple of years.

I have a 3 year old girl and a new baby due in March. The reason for the cat prevention is in their interests. You know the feces can cause blindness right?
The cats use my garden as a cat litter, burying the shit under her swing and climbing frame.

Yes, I used to throw rocks (actually small stones) at them. The idea isn't to hit them it's to scare them away. Same with throwing water at them.
I have tried cat proofing. I put chicken wire in every possible space but they still get in, the old guy next door actually adds to the problem by feeding them.

There is a feral rescue place and I know the lady that runs it, this lady actually took away the babies, I think you guys jumped to conclusions on that one. The babies were re-homed and they were supposed to be coming to catch the male adult cats so they can be neautered. Unfortunately they haven't yet. I think by next year there will be more baby kittens shitting in my yard.

I was looking at those animal traps but I saw how wild the kittens are. I can't imagine trying to deal with a wild feral cat.

Anyway, I don't hurt animals (not intentionally anyway). All I do is scare the fuckers. If you had a problem lke mine you would proberbly do the same.

Are you a pussy? You really felt the need to back down and explain yourself in a faggy apologetic manner to these crybabies because they were insulting you? If these cats are shitting in your yard then you have EVERY right to throw rocks at them.

Torturing animals is wrong but throwing rocks or even kicking the shit out of those cats if they keep coming into your yard is perfectly acceptable. They probably do it because they can smell that you're a pussy.

nexcom28 11-22-2013 05:05 AM

I wasn't backing down or being a 'pussy'. I was explaining the back story behind the troll.

PuffyCash_Megan 11-22-2013 07:16 AM

My cat is a complete muncher - he wouldn't care what he was fed.. but he has a habit of trying to steal human food which we have to stop otherwise he'll get poorly...

Supposedly it's not a good idea to feed a cat a constant diet of fish based cat food, and to mix it up a bit...

seeandsee 11-22-2013 07:18 AM

god knows why she is still alive :)

DamianJ 11-22-2013 08:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lichen (Post 19881534)
I guess cats don't have much of a sense or need for variety.

:arcadefre

I guess cats don't have credit cards and go shopping.

He is hungry. You are the food provider. His English isn't so good so he can't really say "fuck you I want beef today" can he?

I always change the food up for our cats, order a selection pack on Amazon Prime recurring delivery, job done.

mamaliga 11-22-2013 08:17 AM

i change often the cat food too! However he likes dry food particulary.

Fiddler 11-22-2013 08:25 AM

If I saw anyone throwing a stone at my cat or harming it in any way there'd be hell to pay.....

Rochard 11-22-2013 08:34 AM

You only think your cat has eaten the same thing for the past ten years. You have no idea what your cat really eats.

Choopa_Pardo 11-22-2013 10:37 AM

My cat eats kibble everyday. I'll mix some tuna or wet food in with his kibble on friday/saturday or on his birthday. they are simple creatures that only want a warm place to nap, some tasty snacks and snuggles.

MaDalton 11-22-2013 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Choopa_Pardo (Post 19882423)
My cat eats kibble everyday. I'll mix some tuna or wet food in with his kibble on friday/saturday or on his birthday. they are simple creatures that only want a warm place to nap, some tasty snacks and snuggles.

simple creatures?

http://lolkitten.org/wp-content/uplo...o-kill-you.jpg

xNetworx 11-22-2013 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RandazzoXXX (Post 19882094)
Are you a pussy? You really felt the need to back down and explain yourself in a faggy apologetic manner to these crybabies because they were insulting you? If these cats are shitting in your yard then you have EVERY right to throw rocks at them.

Torturing animals is wrong but throwing rocks or even kicking the shit out of those cats if they keep coming into your yard is perfectly acceptable. They probably do it because they can smell that you're a pussy.

So what is like having micropenis?

CourtneyR 11-22-2013 10:57 AM

My cat is not to happy recently since we put her fat ass on a diet. She will dig at her food bowl and make a racket when ever it's empty.


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