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Gutterboy 03-02-2003 03:13 AM

Fucking mexicans!
 
I live in a decent, upper middle class neighborhood. Nice and quiet, especially in the early mornings. A month ago some mexicans moved into a house up the street. Then a week later some more moved in, and then more, and more.. now they have like 16 cheap ass cars parked outside the damn place every night.

I wouldn't mind all that, but I just opened my window to make sure I wasn't hearing things or something, and I'm not.. those motherfuckers have chickens.. lots of fucking chickens.. cock-a-doodle doing right now.. at 2 fucking am... in their back yard!

Christ, there has to be some sort of law against this shit.

I know silenced, higher power (800fps and up) air rifles are used for pest control in alot of places.. does anyone know if the silenced models are illegal in cali? I can't find anything on the web.

This shit has got to be put a stop to one way or another, or I'm gonna be getting woken up every damn morning by chickens, goats and whatever the fuck else they are planning on raising there.

Morgan 03-02-2003 03:14 AM

chickens in sf??? sounsd like some kinky gay beasty shit

dank 03-02-2003 03:15 AM

Are you racist?

Gutterboy 03-02-2003 03:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ganjasaurus
chickens in sf??? sounsd like some kinky gay beasty shit
I'm in Walnut Creek.. which should be an even more unlikely place than SF to find people who keep fucking livestock in their back yards.

Grrrrr

galleryseek 03-02-2003 03:18 AM

ah, well atleast it'd be fun shootin them.

Gutterboy 03-02-2003 03:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dank
Are you racist?
If it were white people doing the same shit, I would hate them equally. So no. I'm an equal opportunity hater.

Serge_Oprano 03-02-2003 03:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gutterboy


If it were white people doing the same shit, I would hate them equally. So no. I'm an equal opportunity hater.

call city hall

stocktrader23 03-02-2003 03:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gutterboy
I live in a decent, upper middle class neighborhood. Nice and quiet, especially in the early mornings. A month ago some mexicans moved into a house up the street. Then a week later some more moved in, and then more, and more.. now they have like 16 cheap ass cars parked outside the damn place every night.

I wouldn't mind all that, but I just opened my window to make sure I wasn't hearing things or something, and I'm not.. those motherfuckers have chickens.. lots of fucking chickens.. cock-a-doodle doing right now.. at 2 fucking am... in their back yard!

Christ, there has to be some sort of law against this shit.

I know silenced, higher power (800fps and up) air rifles are used for pest control in alot of places.. does anyone know if the silenced models are illegal in cali? I can't find anything on the web.

This shit has got to be put a stop to one way or another, or I'm gonna be getting woken up every damn morning by chickens, goats and whatever the fuck else they are planning on raising there.

Unless you are in a rural area yes there should be laws about that there. Don't know what it's called everywhere but here it's Code Enforcement that you would contact.

KRL 03-02-2003 04:18 AM

Chickens are a bitch when the sun comes up. Cock a doo da doo.

klik 03-02-2003 04:34 AM

Go collect on them chickens and throw em in the freezer.. don't let them go to waste.. if you're gonna kill it.. eat it.. or at least go over there and throw their own bloody dead chicken parts all over their front door. :thumbsup

KRL 03-02-2003 04:36 AM

Mexicans are hard working people and the USA labor system is very dependent on them.

pr0 03-02-2003 04:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
Mexicans are hard working people and the USA labor system is very dependent on them.
When in rome, do as the romans do....

they need to learn that & everything will be just fine

duroflex 03-02-2003 04:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
Mexicans are hard working people and the USA labor system is very dependent on them.
That doesn't entitle them to run a fucking poultry farm in their back yard, waking everybody up.

If they work so hard, why don't they spend the hard-earned money at KFC(tm) or something..:BangBang:

klik 03-02-2003 04:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by duroflex

If they work so hard, why don't they spend the hard-earned money at KFC(tm) or something..:BangBang:

Oh they work hard... I gotta give them that.. but alot of them will settle for about $2 an hour if they are desperate enough.. especially the illegals. :Graucho

Socks 03-02-2003 04:52 AM

There's definitely by-laws against having a bunch of chickens in a backyard of an urban area, no doubt. Just watch how you classify "people", if I said a "bunch of americans" moved up the street from me and are causing problems, people would be all over me here.. Change that to a "bunch of people" and things go more smoothly.

Gutterboy 03-02-2003 05:05 AM

the chickens are quiet again.. for now.

They must have turned on their floods and fooled the stupid birds into thinking that morning had broken or something. The noise level was pretty amazing... I thought someone was playing it over a loudspeaker to begin with. Not something you hear around here!

Anyway, I realize migrant workers are an integral part of the economy.. especially here in California.. and they probably have every right to be here. I just can't believe these people could not figure out that a quiet, suburban bedroom community is not the place for poultry farming.

I'm sure one of the neighbors will call the cops before me in the morning and get it taken care of. I actually hope they don't lose their house over it.. but fuck.. those chickens have to go.

Peaches 03-02-2003 09:47 AM

Most municipalities have zoning laws for livestock. I live in a rural area, so I don't, which is why I made sure to move into a gated community with a strict HOA :thumbsup

Call your local city/county/township government first thing tomorrow morning and find out the laws regarding livestock. Let them take care of it. If you do it yourself, you'll get in more trouble than they will for having the chickens there in the first place.

playa 03-02-2003 09:53 AM

there goes the neighborhood,,

blazi 03-02-2003 09:55 AM

those chickens deserve another choice I think!

rooster 03-02-2003 10:04 AM

how could they afford to live in a nice neighborhood

BigFish 03-02-2003 10:26 AM

no homeowners association? Can't live in a neighborhood without homeowners these days.

playa 03-02-2003 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by rooster
how could they afford to live in a nice neighborhood
mexicans have a real tight family structure
lots of people to split the rent

jimmyf 03-02-2003 11:47 AM

I have a very good friend ( Mexican ) we were driving around one day in an area ( not the best ), I ask him, how come all these cars parked in the front yards? Because they are Mexicans Ruben tells me. I say how come you don't park your cars in the front yard
( he owns a 380 K home ) He says Fuck you, then tells me Because I'm not that kind of Mexican. :1orglaugh

escorpio 03-02-2003 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by playa
there goes the neighborhood,,
..and here comes el barrio! Viva la raza!

KRL 03-02-2003 12:14 PM

FYI, just so you folks out west know, the Mexican agenda is to get back California one day. Not joking about that either. I had a few hispanic buddies out there. Part of having so many more kids per family than whites and blacks is part of their grand plan.

They all know the USA fucked Mexico over when we only paid $15 Million for the entire state in 1848.

escorpio 03-02-2003 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
FYI, just so you folks out west know, the Mexican agenda is to get back California one day. Not joking about that either. I had a few hispanic buddies out there. Part of having so many more kids per family than whites and blacks is part of their grand plan.

They all know the USA fucked Mexico over when we only paid $15 Million for the entire state in 1848.

We call it "The Silent Reclamation" and it's coming down fast. Practice your Spanish, blanquis!

notion 03-02-2003 12:28 PM

The mexicans that live across the street from me (I live in a decent middle-class neighborhood in Souther California) have a goat (well had one, I don't see it anymore) and lots of birds. Hmm, and come to think of it, they are always taking out their dashboards and tail lights (drugs?):warning

Miss Novette 03-02-2003 12:37 PM

All this reminds me of an old Texas joke.

Why were their only 5,000 mexicans at the Alamo?
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One truck.

:1orglaugh

xxxinnovations 03-02-2003 12:38 PM

LOL, what a great title to this thread

AdultNex 03-02-2003 12:38 PM

Como estas?

KRL 03-02-2003 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by escorpio
We call it "The Silent Reclamation" and it's coming down fast. Practice your Spanish, blanquis!
I know, my first wife was from Mazatlan and I heard the plan first hand. :Graucho

SleazyDream 03-02-2003 12:53 PM

mmmmm chicken

clickpimp 03-02-2003 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gutterboy


If it were white people doing the same shit, I would hate them equally. So no. I'm an equal opportunity hater.

yes, but would the title of this thread be "fucking white people"

venus 03-02-2003 12:57 PM

Gutterboy, thats why I live in a home owners association.

banshman 03-02-2003 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
FYI, just so you folks out west know, the Mexican agenda is to get back California one day. Not joking about that either. I had a few hispanic buddies out there. Part of having so many more kids per family than whites and blacks is part of their grand plan.

You didn't mention our primary agenda. We're marrying & breeding with all of your finest white women! My two brown sons' lineage goes back to the Mayflower, thanks to my blonde wife.

Ever notice how the biggest movie stars are now dating and marrying hispanics? And you rich white guys, if you're smart you'll be watching out for your wife & that gardener you know she has the hots for.

Morgan 03-02-2003 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
Mexicans are hard working people and the USA labor system is very dependent on them.
True, they do work hard... Its cuz they cant sleep, the damn chickens they have wake em all up too early so they have no choice.

Toker 03-02-2003 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gutterboy
I live in a decent, upper middle class neighborhood. Nice and quiet, especially in the early mornings. A month ago some mexicans moved into a house up the street. Then a week later some more moved in, and then more, and more.. now they have like 16 cheap ass cars parked outside the damn place every night.

I wouldn't mind all that, but I just opened my window to make sure I wasn't hearing things or something, and I'm not.. those motherfuckers have chickens.. lots of fucking chickens.. cock-a-doodle doing right now.. at 2 fucking am... in their back yard!

Christ, there has to be some sort of law against this shit.

I know silenced, higher power (800fps and up) air rifles are used for pest control in alot of places.. does anyone know if the silenced models are illegal in cali? I can't find anything on the web.

This shit has got to be put a stop to one way or another, or I'm gonna be getting woken up every damn morning by chickens, goats and whatever the fuck else they are planning on raising there.

Ya lucky they don't have a Rooster for an alarm clock, you could get an early wake up call...LOL

Toker 03-02-2003 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
Chickens are a bitch when the sun comes up. Cock a doo da doo.
Or as some say "Any ole cock will do!"

Mutt 03-02-2003 02:40 PM

i hated Speedy Gonzales, really the worst of all the Warner Brothers characters. Faggy little mouse wearing an ascot.

'Hispanic' covers too much territory, so when you say all the white bitches are going for Hispanic men which Hispanic men are they going for - Melanie Griffith got Antonio Banderas not Pepe the guy cutting her lawn. :Graucho

eRock 03-02-2003 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gutterboy
I live in a decent, upper middle class neighborhood. Nice and quiet, especially in the early mornings. A month ago some mexicans moved into a house up the street. Then a week later some more moved in, and then more, and more.. now they have like 16 cheap ass cars parked outside the damn place every night.

I wouldn't mind all that, but I just opened my window to make sure I wasn't hearing things or something, and I'm not.. those motherfuckers have chickens.. lots of fucking chickens.. cock-a-doodle doing right now.. at 2 fucking am... in their back yard!

Christ, there has to be some sort of law against this shit.

I know silenced, higher power (800fps and up) air rifles are used for pest control in alot of places.. does anyone know if the silenced models are illegal in cali? I can't find anything on the web.

This shit has got to be put a stop to one way or another, or I'm gonna be getting woken up every damn morning by chickens, goats and whatever the fuck else they are planning on raising there.

Sure you're not living in the suburbs? You sound like someone snooty suburbanite complaining about, noise, shitty cars parked outside, people walkin' on your lawn....:1orglaugh


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