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EddyTheDog 04-05-2013 07:24 PM

NK says the missiles it has readied have nuclear warheads...
 
http://www.kcna.co.jp/item/2013/2013...0405-12ee.html

That must be a good enough reason to go in and blow them up - The missiles I mean, not all the Koreans...

Go in now take out their missiles, blow up a couple of strategic bridges and that's it - Game Over.

China will shout a bit but they don't want the Americans to have an excuse to move more military assets in to the region.

xenigo 04-05-2013 07:48 PM

I think I know just the man to sort this all out...

http://s2.bloggerscdn.com/media/t/12...1363657221.jpg

EddyTheDog 04-05-2013 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xenigo (Post 19564872)
I think I know just the man to sort this all out...

http://s2.bloggerscdn.com/media/t/12...1363657221.jpg

lol - Love it...

L-Pink 04-05-2013 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xenigo (Post 19564872)
I think I know just the man to sort this all out...

http://s2.bloggerscdn.com/media/t/12...1363657221.jpg

Now that's funny !!

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SilentKnight 04-05-2013 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xenigo (Post 19564872)
I think I know just the man to sort this all out...

http://s2.bloggerscdn.com/media/t/12...1363657221.jpg

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Perfect!

Captain Kawaii 04-05-2013 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xenigo (Post 19564872)
I think I know just the man to sort this all out...

http://s2.bloggerscdn.com/media/t/12...1363657221.jpg

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Failed 04-05-2013 08:03 PM

I believe if it turns into a war, China will be a threat. Then, we have to worry about Russia too. I feel sorry for the North Korean, South Korean, and any other civilians who may die as a result of a dictator and an opposing government who can't speak and have to resort to violence.

When I see comments on media sites that say things along the lines of, "go in and wipe them out," it makes me shake my head.

EddyTheDog 04-05-2013 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Failed (Post 19564885)
I believe if it turns into a war, China will be a threat. Then, we have to worry about Russia too. I feel sorry for the North Korean, South Korean, and any other civilians who may die as a result of a dictator and an opposing government who can't speak and have to resort to violence.

When I see comments on media sites that say things along the lines of, "go in and wipe them out," it makes me shake my head.

That's why I think we should do it now - It could be a surgical hit - If it develops into a war its going to be messy - I think the North Korean people are innocent victims and we should go ahead with that in mind.

Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE 04-05-2013 08:59 PM

Yeah, no :(

Essentially China is forced to go to war with anyone attacking North Korea to prevent an occupation on their southern border. Think Mexico.
They have um, some pretty fucking mind blowing propaganda to describe their "friendship" ie: defense treaties.
I think they describe them being as close as mouth to teeth.

EddyTheDog 04-05-2013 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Monotony (Post 19564932)
Yeah, no :(

Essentially China is forced to go to war with anyone attacking North Korea to prevent an occupation on their southern border. Think Mexico.
They have um, some pretty fucking mind blowing propaganda to describe their "friendship" ie: defense treaties.
I think they describe them being as close as mouth to teeth.

China will not go to war with the US over NK - That would mean WW3 and China is just starting to enjoy itself - Its not going to commit suicide now...

There might be some very angry words but they would see it as 'The USA owes us a big one' - I would guess Africa and its riches would be the price...

2013 04-05-2013 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xenigo (Post 19564872)
I think I know just the man to sort this all out...

http://s2.bloggerscdn.com/media/t/12...1363657221.jpg

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Chosen 04-05-2013 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xenigo (Post 19564872)
I think I know just the man to sort this all out...

http://s2.bloggerscdn.com/media/t/12...1363657221.jpg

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

EddyTheDog 04-05-2013 09:40 PM

Its strange that the mainstream have not reported this - It seems that things are being played down a lot the last 24 hours....

We are not being told everything - Shit, I sound like WeHatePorn....

sandman! 04-05-2013 09:46 PM

who cares ?

let the koreans kill themselves why the fuck does the usa have to get involved ?

EddyTheDog 04-05-2013 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sandman! (Post 19564971)
who cares ?

let the koreans kill themselves why the fuck does the usa have to get involved ?

Do I really have to answer that?

directfiesta 04-05-2013 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 19564939)
China will not go to war with the US over NK - That would mean WW3 and China is just starting to enjoy itself - Its not going to commit suicide now...

So China is rational enough not to respect their defense treaty with NK, but the USA is not rational in respect of defending SK... hummm :2 cents:

EddyTheDog 04-05-2013 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by directfiesta (Post 19565000)
So China is rational enough not to respect their defense treaty with NK, but the USA is not rational in respect of defending SK... hummm :2 cents:

SK are not threatening China with 'Nukes'...

China is not blind.

just a punk 04-05-2013 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Failed (Post 19564885)
Then, we have to worry about Russia too.

What for? The USSR is gone and nobody here has interests in NK :2 cents:

just a punk 04-05-2013 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sandman! (Post 19564971)
let the koreans kill themselves why the fuck does the usa have to get involved ?

Do you work for Apple? :winkwink:

Captain Kawaii 04-05-2013 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by directfiesta (Post 19565000)
So China is rational enough not to respect their defense treaty with NK, but the USA is not rational in respect of defending SK... hummm :2 cents:

They sided with UN security council against NK in the last few weeks. China has global ambitions. Protecting Nk is no longer in their best interest, imo. Personally, I think China, japan, SK and all the surrounding Asian countries want to see this regime come to an end and get on with the monstrous task of rebuilding Korea to at least be a somewhat stable, non-constantly threatening neighbor.

Who knows though. Who knows...

DWB 04-06-2013 04:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 19564963)
Its strange that the mainstream have not reported this - It seems that things are being played down a lot the last 24 hours....

We are not being told everything - Shit, I sound like WeHatePorn....

It's HUGE news over here in Asia. Non-stop talking about it by most of the media. It is odd the US media is so quiet about it.

pornmasta 04-06-2013 04:07 AM

target: hiroshima and nagasaki, lol

scottybuzz 04-06-2013 07:20 AM

A few hundred tactical strikes on military targets and the government

then just drop a load of food aid in the country.

after a couple of cheese burgers they will realise what they have been missing out on all these years.

EddyTheDog 04-06-2013 07:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 19565297)
A few hundred tactical strikes on military targets and the government

then just drop a load of food aid in the country.

after a couple of cheese burgers they will realise what they have been missing out on all these years.

A Burger Of Mass Distraction - The ultimate weapon...

crockett 04-06-2013 07:47 AM

I'd have to call bull shit.. They have only done a handful of nuclear tests and there is no way in hell they have managed to make a warhead small enough to fit on a missile. Not at least by themselves.

The only way this could be remotely true, is if they managed to "buy" them from somewhere.. Like perhaps when the Soviet Union collapsed.

At best if that's the case it would just be a small warhead and while it could be a serious threat to a highly populated city it wouldn't' be able to destroy a country for example.

You can play around with this map..

http://www.nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/

and get an idea of how small the damage radius is for even the largest nukes. Meaning anything NK could do wouldn't be much the risk out side the actual target zone. The danger would come from how far things escalated when we hit them back, because we could very well wipe NK off the map along with the rest of the planet and of course you never know what China would do if we hit NK with nukes after being attacked.

brassmonkey 04-06-2013 08:03 AM

china is going to bitch slap his ass

crockett 04-06-2013 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 19565334)
china is going to bitch slap his ass

That's what I would think as a logical solution. China has far too much to lose with western trading partners to fuck it up over NK. Added to this, the last thing China will want is the US, Sk and UN forces in their back yard if NK launches an attack, specially with any sort of nukes involved because China knows once that line is drawn, we will hit back.

Captain Kawaii 04-06-2013 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DWB (Post 19565165)
It's HUGE news over here in Asia. Non-stop talking about it by most of the media. It is odd the US media is so quiet about it.

US media is busy terrorizing us about other things. :upsidedow

potter 04-06-2013 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DWB (Post 19565165)
It's HUGE news over here in Asia. Non-stop talking about it by most of the media. It is odd the US media is so quiet about it.

It is not odd at all. The media mentions it daily, it's just not the main focus of the news. Because NK first of all, isn't going to do a damn thing - and second of all they are surrounded by countries that would stomp their ass if they did try anything. SK+US to the south, Japan+US to the east, China to the west and north.

It might be news to you guys because there is a crazy guy threatening the region with nuclear war, but that is news to you simply because of precedence. No mater how full of it the guy may be, threatening nuclear war in your region has to be in the news. For the majority of Americans, North Korea is the crazy guy on the street corner always yelling at people. We've had so many years and generations of family that have lived and served in SK that we all know what it is. Every couple of months, they're going to start babbling about how they're going to destroy the west and blah blah blah blah. If NK wasn't threatening us it would be weird. But NK threatening the region to us is adorable.

That sucks for you to have a crazy guy threatening everyone in the area with nuclear war, but for us it's the same old crazy guy doing the same old thing 4,000 miles away.

Rochard 04-06-2013 09:50 AM

North Korea understands that for everyone one nuke they have, the US has a nuclear sub with a dozen nukes on it lurking off of their shores....

I mean, they have one or two nukes... And we have ten thousand.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Failed (Post 19564885)
I believe if it turns into a war, China will be a threat. Then, we have to worry about Russia too. I feel sorry for the North Korean, South Korean, and any other civilians who may die as a result of a dictator and an opposing government who can't speak and have to resort to violence.

When I see comments on media sites that say things along the lines of, "go in and wipe them out," it makes me shake my head.

If a nuclear war breaks out right next to China.... China might just attack North Korea for being so utter stupid. China does not want a nuclear war right off it's coast.

Kolargol 04-06-2013 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 19564857)

Go in now take out their missiles, blow up a couple of strategic bridges and that's it - Game Over.

Not really, Seoul is 30km away from NK border - you don't need bridges to demolish the city.

potter 04-06-2013 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 19565401)
If a nuclear war breaks out right next to China.... China might just attack North Korea for being so utter stupid. China does not want a nuclear war right off it's coast.

I wouldn't be surprised if China has people there to find out what threats they're going to make this month, and then sends out a report to all the surrounding countries "OK, this month they're going to say the west is out of control and they will threaten them XYZ".

Honestly though, them threatening nuclear war is going to cause so much instability in the region China just might eventually step in and put a stop to it. "Listen, the nuclear shit is too far, knock it off. We will fuck your shit up if you keep threatening nuclear war a couple hundred miles off our shores".

See Cig 04-06-2013 10:04 AM

dear nk,
dont fuck around.
sincerely,
hiroshima

EddyTheDog 04-06-2013 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by See Cig (Post 19565409)
dear nk,
dont fuck around.
sincerely,
hiroshima

GFY has it in hand - No need to panic...

adulttraffic 04-06-2013 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DWB (Post 19565165)
It's HUGE news over here in Asia. Non-stop talking about it by most of the media. It is odd the US media is so quiet about it.

They are quiet about it because the US are trying not to provoke more escalations from NK. This was in the US media yesterday. Basically they are not backing down nor prodding NK anymore.

adulttraffic 04-06-2013 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 19565297)
A few hundred tactical strikes on military targets and the government

then just drop a load of food aid in the country.

after a couple of cheese burgers they will realise what they have been missing out on all these years.

Yeah, war has always been that easy.

DWB 04-06-2013 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by potter (Post 19565400)
It is not odd at all. The media mentions it daily, it's just not the main focus of the news. Because NK first of all, isn't going to do a damn thing - and second of all they are surrounded by countries that would stomp their ass if they did try anything. SK+US to the south, Japan+US to the east, China to the west and north.

It might be news to you guys because there is a crazy guy threatening the region with nuclear war, but that is news to you simply because of precedence. No mater how full of it the guy may be, threatening nuclear war in your region has to be in the news. For the majority of Americans, North Korea is the crazy guy on the street corner always yelling at people. We've had so many years and generations of family that have lived and served in SK that we all know what it is. Every couple of months, they're going to start babbling about how they're going to destroy the west and blah blah blah blah. If NK wasn't threatening us it would be weird. But NK threatening the region to us is adorable.

That sucks for you to have a crazy guy threatening everyone in the area with nuclear war, but for us it's the same old crazy guy doing the same old thing 4,000 miles away.

Nuclear war?

That is exactly what I'm talking about. While Americans who have never dealt with the son say he is a crazy man on the street yelling at clouds with no chance of hitting the USA with a nuke, the other side of the world is worried about North Korea's super EMP technology that could be detonated in the atmosphere and knock out the power to most of the USA and other places as well. No nukes needed.

So I have to wonder why this (non-nuke threat) is not being discussed in the western media if it is such a concern for Asia? After all, the target is the USA / South Korea and their EMP could knock out power in both places with ease. North Korea already lives in the dark so it's not like it will be a big deal for them. If they can knock out half or more of the US power grid with an atmospheric EMP detonation, I would think that would be something of great concern for you guys on the other side of the pond. Guess not.

Hopefully the son is as crazy as the dad and he is just yelling in the street. No one has had to deal with him yet so I think it's pretty premature to paint him to be the same person as his father. If he's not blowing hot air, well, I hope we all enjoy living like the Amish.

pimpmaster9000 04-06-2013 12:14 PM

man this is being blown out of proportion so much just like every other US reporting on anything..."Saddams WMD" "Irans WMD" "Communism" "terrorism"...

reality: north korea buys 30-40 year old army equipment from serbia, you are in as much danger from them as you are from saddams WMD :1orglaugh

DWB 04-06-2013 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adulttraffic (Post 19565492)
They are quiet about it because the US are trying not to provoke more escalations from NK.

That would make sense.

EddyTheDog 04-06-2013 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 19565401)
North Korea understands that for everyone one nuke they have, the US has a nuclear sub with a dozen nukes on it lurking off of their shores....

I mean, they have one or two nukes... And we have ten thousand.



If a nuclear war breaks out right next to China.... China might just attack North Korea for being so utter stupid. China does not want a nuclear war right off it's coast.

China don't want nuclear war anywhere in the world - The same as everyone else - Its crazy and as I said before they are just starting to get used to the good things in life - China does not want NK pissing on its parade.....


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