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Joshua G 01-30-2013 08:54 AM

CurrentlySober, what the fuck???
 
In your post #10,000 you offer words of wisdom that rival the wisest sages. its as if your words were divined from a power higher then yourself.

Everything else you post is shit. literally. you have a piece of poo on your head.

explain yourself. Must i wait to post 20,000 to read your wisdom again?

:winkwink:

2MuchMark 01-30-2013 11:43 AM

The gentleman enjoys his poo.

Scott McD 01-30-2013 11:50 AM

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFile...6/80450756.jpg

2013 01-30-2013 11:55 AM

Currently Brain Dead isn't up yet

xNetworx 01-30-2013 11:56 AM

His party went late last night
https://images.encyclopediadramatica...lemonparty.jpg

_Richard_ 01-30-2013 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamBoss (Post 19452828)

all fun and games till you find the blowjob

CurrentlySober 01-30-2013 12:46 PM

In truth, I drink too much... Sorry...

mineistaken 01-30-2013 03:33 PM

He must have been banned for posting "i like poo" and "i can't afford" nonsense. Unless gfy is after pageviews despide quality. Usually there is compromise, post must meet at least certain quality.

NaughtyVisions 01-30-2013 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JoshGirls Josh (Post 19452299)
In your post #10,000 you offer words of wisdom that rival the wisest sages. its as if your words were divined from a power higher then yourself.

Everything else you post is shit. literally. you have a piece of poo on your head.

explain yourself. Must i wait to post 20,000 to read your wisdom again?

:winkwink:

I figure CurrentlySober is gfy's equivalent of SilentBob, but rather than being silent most of the time, he comments about poo. Every now and then a nugget of wisdom squeezes through the cheeks.

First 25 seconds of this clip fit perfectly:


lazycash 01-30-2013 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 19452836)
all fun and games till you find the blowjob

or maybe more, "bottom" left.

2013 01-30-2013 04:52 PM

i like pooo

tfs 01-30-2013 05:16 PM

How can you tell that GFY is dead and irrelevant? People mention the shit head.

Enjoy your 30,000 poop posts. This piece of shit should have been banned years ago. I like sucking dog cock! I like to suck my off dog so hard that he shits on my face. Tonights dog shit is tomorrow's dinner! I can't afford dinner! Thankfully my dog will shit down my throat and fill my belly! Yum! I can't afford to eat free dog shit and say "YUM!"!

Living in rural Ontario, I also enjoy diving face first into a pile of diapers filled with the feces of aborted infants. That is my great joy in life. If there are no dead children willing to evacuate their bowels for my sexual pleasure, I am more than happy to shove my head up the anus of a Jersey and suck the methane out of the its asshole.

I like poo more than that fat lame assed piece of fake fat garbage could ever imagine. I eat your dead mothers shit for breakfast. On toast. I use her dead, decaying body instead of Margarine. Your dead mom is surprisingly spreadable. She tastes very good with a bit of honey and peanut butter...

10 to 1 odds that this gets me banned. 20 to 1 odds that shit eater idiot can continue posting "I like poo" threads until there are only 14 people left here.

I like poo. I like it when Asian girls squat over my mouth and shit down my throat.

Fuck you all.

tfs 01-30-2013 05:18 PM

I like poo. Actually, I don't. Buh-bye. Fucking joke.

lazycash 01-30-2013 05:21 PM

You should have seen him posting when he drunk all the time as thatguyinthecorner before he got sober and changed his nick. www.thatguyinthecorner.com

Diomed 01-30-2013 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tfs (Post 19453514)
How can you tell that GFY is dead and irrelevant? People mention the shit head.

Enjoy your 30,000 poop posts. This piece of shit should have been banned years ago. I like sucking dog cock! I like to suck my off dog so hard that he shits on my face. Tonights dog shit is tomorrow's dinner! I can't afford dinner! Thankfully my dog will shit down my throat and fill my belly! Yum! I can't afford to eat free dog shit and say "YUM!"!

Living in rural Ontario, I also enjoy diving face first into a pile of diapers filled with the feces of aborted infants. That is my great joy in life. If there are no dead children willing to evacuate their bowels for my sexual pleasure, I am more than happy to shove my head up the anus of a Jersey and suck the methane out of the its asshole.

I like poo more than that fat lame assed piece of fake fat garbage could ever imagine. I eat your dead mothers shit for breakfast. On toast. I use her dead, decaying body instead of Margarine. Your dead mom is surprisingly spreadable. She tastes very good with a bit of honey and peanut butter...

10 to 1 odds that this gets me banned. 20 to 1 odds that shit eater idiot can continue posting "I like poo" threads until there are only 14 people left here.

I like poo. I like it when Asian girls squat over my mouth and shit down my throat.

Fuck you all.

My dogs better than your dog... My dogs better than yours.. My dogs better cause he eats "dead baby shit?" my dogs better than yours..

Yep.. I see a banning in thine future.

I'm hard to gross out.. but you got me... What the hell normal person thinks of such details?

Diomed 01-30-2013 05:23 PM

Also,

I really agree with the "I like poo" shit getting old.. so it's not that I don't agree with you.

19teenporn 01-30-2013 06:10 PM

I like poo

NaughtyVisions 01-30-2013 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 19teenporn (Post 19453594)
I like poo

I like

http://ts2.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.47692...24485&pid=15.1

2013 01-30-2013 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NaughtyVisions (Post 19453616)

i like scat gang bangs

EddyTheDog 01-30-2013 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tfs (Post 19453514)
How can you tell that GFY is dead and irrelevant? People mention the shit head.

Enjoy your 30,000 poop posts. This piece of shit should have been banned years ago. I like sucking dog cock! I like to suck my off dog so hard that he shits on my face. Tonights dog shit is tomorrow's dinner! I can't afford dinner! Thankfully my dog will shit down my throat and fill my belly! Yum! I can't afford to eat free dog shit and say "YUM!"!

Living in rural Ontario, I also enjoy diving face first into a pile of diapers filled with the feces of aborted infants. That is my great joy in life. If there are no dead children willing to evacuate their bowels for my sexual pleasure, I am more than happy to shove my head up the anus of a Jersey and suck the methane out of the its asshole.

I like poo more than that fat lame assed piece of fake fat garbage could ever imagine. I eat your dead mothers shit for breakfast. On toast. I use her dead, decaying body instead of Margarine. Your dead mom is surprisingly spreadable. She tastes very good with a bit of honey and peanut butter...

10 to 1 odds that this gets me banned. 20 to 1 odds that shit eater idiot can continue posting "I like poo" threads until there are only 14 people left here.

I like poo. I like it when Asian girls squat over my mouth and shit down my throat.

Fuck you all.

Try 3 of the pink capsules in the morning - It will work wonders....


I'm down to one breakdown a month.


http://i.imgur.com/h3yzBUY.jpg

ZeroHero 01-30-2013 07:20 PM

http://25.media.tumblr.com/5747e9dce...us10o1_250.gif

shake 01-30-2013 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tfs (Post 19453514)
How can you tell that GFY is dead and irrelevant? People mention the shit head.

Enjoy your 30,000 poop posts. This piece of shit should have been banned years ago. I like sucking dog cock! I like to suck my off dog so hard that he shits on my face. Tonights dog shit is tomorrow's dinner! I can't afford dinner! Thankfully my dog will shit down my throat and fill my belly! Yum! I can't afford to eat free dog shit and say "YUM!"!

Living in rural Ontario, I also enjoy diving face first into a pile of diapers filled with the feces of aborted infants. That is my great joy in life. If there are no dead children willing to evacuate their bowels for my sexual pleasure, I am more than happy to shove my head up the anus of a Jersey and suck the methane out of the its asshole.

I like poo more than that fat lame assed piece of fake fat garbage could ever imagine. I eat your dead mothers shit for breakfast. On toast. I use her dead, decaying body instead of Margarine. Your dead mom is surprisingly spreadable. She tastes very good with a bit of honey and peanut butter...

10 to 1 odds that this gets me banned. 20 to 1 odds that shit eater idiot can continue posting "I like poo" threads until there are only 14 people left here.

I like poo. I like it when Asian girls squat over my mouth and shit down my throat.

Fuck you all.

Garce, is that you?

xXXtesy10 01-30-2013 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 19453668)
Try 3 of the pink capsules in the morning - It will work wonders....


I'm down to one breakdown a month.


http://i.imgur.com/h3yzBUY.jpg

Fuck effexor, this guy needs

http://images.ddccdn.com/images/pill...20300%20mg.jpg

CurrentlySober 01-31-2013 01:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tfs (Post 19453514)
How can you tell that GFY is dead and irrelevant? People mention the shit head.

Enjoy your 30,000 poop posts. This piece of shit should have been banned years ago. I like sucking dog cock! I like to suck my off dog so hard that he shits on my face. Tonights dog shit is tomorrow's dinner! I can't afford dinner! Thankfully my dog will shit down my throat and fill my belly! Yum! I can't afford to eat free dog shit and say "YUM!"!

Living in rural Ontario, I also enjoy diving face first into a pile of diapers filled with the feces of aborted infants. That is my great joy in life. If there are no dead children willing to evacuate their bowels for my sexual pleasure, I am more than happy to shove my head up the anus of a Jersey and suck the methane out of the its asshole.

I like poo more than that fat lame assed piece of fake fat garbage could ever imagine. I eat your dead mothers shit for breakfast. On toast. I use her dead, decaying body instead of Margarine. Your dead mom is surprisingly spreadable. She tastes very good with a bit of honey and peanut butter...

10 to 1 odds that this gets me banned. 20 to 1 odds that shit eater idiot can continue posting "I like poo" threads until there are only 14 people left here.

I like poo. I like it when Asian girls squat over my mouth and shit down my throat.

Fuck you all.

Hi Chris :2 cents:

Tell me how you REALLY feel :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

CurrentlySober 01-31-2013 01:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diomed (Post 19453522)
My dogs better than your dog... My dogs better than yours.. My dogs better cause he eats "dead baby shit?" my dogs better than yours..

Yep.. I see a banning in thine future.

I'm hard to gross out.. but you got me... What the hell normal person thinks of such details?

I NEVER talk about eating poo :2 cents:

v4 media 01-31-2013 04:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamBoss (Post 19452828)

The manjuice that's probably floating in that pool yikes.. and possibly some spunky wet farts in there aswell.:Oh crap

CurrentlySober 01-31-2013 04:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by v4 media (Post 19454204)
spunky wet farts...

i like spunky wet farts... :2 cents: :thumbsup

CaptainHowdy 01-31-2013 09:16 AM

It's only poo, and he likes it.

brassmonkey 01-31-2013 09:28 AM

he likes it shaken not stirred :1orglaugh

_Richard_ 01-31-2013 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash (Post 19453465)
or maybe more, "bottom" left.

not only do i have no idea what you're talking about, i want it to stay that way :1orglaugh

freemarket 01-31-2013 09:47 AM

I have seen Currently Sober post helpfully on more than one occasion. In all honestly, it is not Currently Sober that is wrong with GFY but people that CONSTANTLY make posts about things unrelated to adult web-mastering. People that post about how many hot dogs come in a packet or their personal opinions on politics. Get some friends and remember what this board is for. The poo man is okay in my book!

Tofu 01-31-2013 09:52 AM

Truth be told: I had a drink with CurrentlySober in London and he was one of the most interesting people I've met in a while. Full of life, he is. Endlessly entertaining.

I dig poo.

EddyTheDog 01-31-2013 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by freemarket (Post 19454622)
I have seen Currently Sober post helpfully on more than one occasion. In all honestly, it is not Currently Sober that is wrong with GFY but people that CONSTANTLY make posts about things unrelated to adult web-mastering. People that post about how many hot dogs come in a packet or their personal opinions on politics. Get some friends and remember what this board is for. The poo man is okay in my book!

GFY is not one board - I am the worst for remembering that - Post your biz stuff on the correct forum and keep this one as the General forum that it was meant to be.

Or just keep this as a general and biz forum that is a bit fun and a bit serious as it has been for the last 13 years or more.

alex.missyouth 01-31-2013 10:17 AM

A little poo now and then is good.

btw...
LMFAO
http://25.media.tumblr.com/5747e9dce...us10o1_250.gif

CurrentlySober 01-31-2013 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 19453277)
He must have been banned for posting "i like poo" and "i can't afford" nonsense. Unless gfy is after pageviews despide quality. Usually there is compromise, post must meet at least certain quality.

Dude - Not being funny, and not blowing my own trumpet... BUT...

Have you ever thought along these lines?

GFY is NOT a democracy - Its a dictatorship... And I'm more than sure that I'm WELL on the 'radar' of both Eric & Theo...

Yet... HOLY-FUCK - I'm NOT BANNED !

I dont mean that my tongue is up an ass... Just that I have BEEN IN THIS BIZ SINCE 8MM FILM !!!

Now, while that may not fit in 100% with YOUR perception of who should, or should not, be able to QUALIFY to post on GFY... It obviously fits theirs...

So please - Leave me be dude... Please?

Every thread I post in
, you jump up my ass, calling for a ban... Yet you have NO IDEA WHO I AM...

Shortsighted? YES... Sorry, but its true... So I offer you this:

email me ilikepoo @ ilikepoo dot COM with ANY questions you have about me, and I'll answer truthfully... But please... Stop chasing me around the board calling for a ban?


You're only embarrassing yourself infront of those who know me... Who are MANY...

Peace :)

2013 01-31-2013 12:46 PM

i like pee

CurrentlySober 01-31-2013 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2013 (Post 19455006)
i like pee

http://www.maltasupermarket.com/medi...0500090436.jpg

Me Too :thumbsup

CurrentlySober 01-31-2013 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tofu (Post 19454628)
Truth be told: I had a drink with CurrentlySober in London and he was one of the most interesting people I've met in a while. Full of life, he is. Endlessly entertaining.

I dig poo.

Appreciated - While (as you know) I dont need 'support'...

I still appreciate you post anyway - I enjoyed meeting you too - And I''m sure we shall meet again :upsidedow

spazlabz 01-31-2013 12:51 PM

I used to get annoyed by CS posts, then I chilled and now I actually find them kind of funny... predictable as all get out but still funny. Would love to meet him, sit down and chat about anything


I just might not want to shake his hand :winkwink::winkwink:

BlackCrayon 01-31-2013 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 19455000)
Dude - Not being funny, and not blowing my own trumpet... BUT...

Have you ever thought along these lines?

GFY is NOT a democracy - Its a dictatorship... And I'm more than sure that I'm WELL on the 'radar' of both Eric & Theo...

Yet... HOLY-FUCK - I'm NOT BANNED !

I dont mean that my tongue is up an ass... Just that I have BEEN IN THIS BIZ SINCE 8MM FILM !!!

Now, while that may not fit in 100% with YOUR perception of who should, or should not, be able to QUALIFY to post on GFY... It obviously fits theirs...

So please - Leave me be dude... Please?

Every thread I post in
, you jump up my ass, calling for a ban... Yet you have NO IDEA WHO I AM...

Shortsighted? YES... Sorry, but its true... So I offer you this:

email me ilikepoo @ ilikepoo dot COM with ANY questions you have about me, and I'll answer truthfully... But please... Stop chasing me around the board calling for a ban?


You're only embarrassing yourself infront of those who know me... Who are MANY...

Peace :)

i'm sure you're a great guy in person but on the board, you might as well just be a bot that says the same things over and over again because that's what you do. we're just trying to encourage you to be more than a one trick pony.


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