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ExtremeBank_Adam 12-11-2012 02:00 PM

Just received this month's AVN magazine... thanks for being so discreet!
 
Well, if the mail carrier wondered what we did for business, I'm sure she has a better idea now...

http://www.extremebank.com/images/gfy/avn.jpg

Roald 12-11-2012 02:02 PM

Hahaha that's bad

xNetworx 12-11-2012 02:03 PM

I have had many bank tellers go from friendly to cold over the years :1orglaugh

Sharky 12-11-2012 02:03 PM

I thought the same thing. I threw it away without even opening it. Worse part is, my 7yo son is the one who checked the mail.

fitzmulti 12-11-2012 02:06 PM

You'd THINK they'd be a lot damn smoother than that!

Chris 12-11-2012 02:15 PM

my wife had to sign for a package today and we had this same thing

she turned 100 shades of red and was pissed at me

pornguy 12-11-2012 02:16 PM

They have been doing that sort of thing for years

HushMoney 12-11-2012 02:25 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Hey guys, you're in the Adult Business, putting your name on adult mailing lists. Someone is bound to screw up. try getting a discreet P.O.box. That was the first thing we did. hahahaha

georgeyw 12-11-2012 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HushMoney (Post 19364221)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Hey guys, you're in the Adult Business, putting your name on adult mailing lists. Someone is bound to screw up. try getting a discreet P.O.box. That was the first thing we did. hahahaha

PO Box for everything IMO!

I bought a non-adult product online and when I received it in the mail, the company name (did not know at the time) had 'whore' in it and that was plastered all over the package.

Product is great however I'd never ever ever purchase from them again.

L-Pink 12-11-2012 02:36 PM

Amateur move with the non plain cover.

JFK 12-11-2012 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roald (Post 19364168)
Hahaha that's bad

could of been a lot worse:2 cents:

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 12-11-2012 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19364253)

Amateur move with the non plain cover.

http://www.rottenecards.com/ecards/R...pz9qjrq5mg.png

:helpme

Seriously, keep it discreet when mailing adult-oriented content. :2 cents:

ADG

BVF 12-11-2012 03:06 PM

I used to get the normal black package with my full name and BLACKVAGINAFINDER.COM blasting on the label!. Thank God someone from gfy saw my complaint and fixed it....Now I gotta hit the po box tomorrow.

Sam - Mr. Skin 12-11-2012 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF (Post 19364296)
I used to get the normal black package with my full name and BLACKVAGINAFINDER.COM blasting on the label!. Thank God someone from gfy saw my complaint and fixed it....Now I gotta hit the po box tomorrow.

Hey BVF... haven't seen you around for a while. Ping me on Skype or ICQ sometime.

dillonaire 12-11-2012 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sam_mrskincash (Post 19364310)
Hey BVF... haven't seen you around for a while. Ping me on Skype or ICQ sometime.

Hey Sam! have seen you in while, but ping me on skype anyways. I miss you!

2MuchMark 12-11-2012 03:52 PM

Does it really matter anymore? Porn is alot less taboo than it was 10 years ago. All my friends and family know. The only ones who think its still a "bad" business are a couple of inlaws I don't care about anyway.

Jim_Gunn 12-11-2012 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK (Post 19364257)
could of been a lot worse:2 cents:

Please tell me that your use of "could of" in this context is irony in honor of Paul Markham's absence!

Kelli58 12-11-2012 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ********** (Post 19364355)
Does it really matter anymore? Porn is alot less taboo than it was 10 years ago.

'
It really shouldn't matter but in reality it still does, especially in the South. They take that good moral values shit far to serious :P

srockhard 12-11-2012 03:56 PM

I'd be upset if my kid pulled that out of the mailbox...even with PO Box those mailings need to be discreet IMHO.

dillonaire 12-11-2012 04:19 PM

Unless you are in the biz or a huge prev most people wont know what it is. However google is a beautiful tool.

TrustedJ 12-11-2012 04:23 PM

Wow thats bad. But honestly, the only person who will get upset is my wife :)

thickcash_amo 12-11-2012 04:27 PM

dumb. your one bible thumper away from potential problems.

livexxx 12-11-2012 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HushMoney (Post 19364221)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Hey guys, you're in the Adult Business, putting your name on adult mailing lists. Someone is bound to screw up. try getting a discreet P.O.box. That was the first thing we did. hahahaha

Go and get a normal job

PornoMonster 12-11-2012 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by srockhard (Post 19364365)
I'd be upset if my kid pulled that out of the mailbox...even with PO Box those mailings need to be discreet IMHO.

Pulled what out? That AVN Mag with the Typed words "ADULT"

Have you seen the Words on the magazines at the store checkouts eye level for the kids?
Have you Seen TV
Have you seen Cartoons
Have you seen people in public.

AdultPornMasta 12-11-2012 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ExtremeBank_Adam (Post 19364158)
Well, if the mail carrier wondered what we did for business, I'm sure she has a better idea now...

http://www.extremebank.com/images/gfy/avn.jpg

Well, that blew your cover, didn't it then?

:winkwink:

mineistaken 12-11-2012 07:37 PM

I assume you are not "secret" pornographer so no big deal, imagine that popping up for the kid in mom's basement lol

ps: if I was mailman I would not think that you are in this industry, I would assume you were invited in some adult party or something.

18teens 12-11-2012 10:21 PM

So, is your mailman joining in on the AVN celebration in Vegas?

pamon 12-11-2012 11:00 PM

awesome thread. great stuff.

Due 12-11-2012 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ExtremeBank_Adam (Post 19364158)
Well, if the mail carrier wondered what we did for business, I'm sure she has a better idea now...

http://www.extremebank.com/images/gfy/avn.jpg

http://erotic-red.com/wordpress/wp-c...orld-comic.jpg

BIGTYMER 12-11-2012 11:31 PM

+3 for the PO Box. They are worth every penny. Everything adult related is directed there.

StickyGreen 12-11-2012 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamBoss (Post 19364173)
I have had many bank tellers go from friendly to cold over the years :1orglaugh

Yea probably cuz you're a fucking sleazeball...

StickyGreen 12-11-2012 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kelli58 (Post 19364362)
'
It really shouldn't matter but in reality it still does, especially in the South. They take that good moral values shit far to serious :P

Yea, who needs things like morals, such a ridiculous thing to be serious about...

And it's "too" serious, not "to" serious you fucking uneducated inbred bastard...

RBJason 12-12-2012 01:08 AM

ouch haha

Slappin Fish 12-12-2012 04:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ********** (Post 19364355)
Does it really matter anymore? Porn is alot less taboo than it was 10 years ago. All my friends and family know. The only ones who think its still a "bad" business are a couple of inlaws I don't care about anyway.

If you had a son or daughter would you think the same? lot less taboo than it was 10 years ago, in this day an age it's ok if your 8 year old daughter checks the mail and sees this no problem right? :error:helpme

Emil 12-12-2012 04:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy (Post 19364196)
They have been doing that sort of thing for years

Yeah, what the hell is wrong with those freaks?

MrCain 12-12-2012 06:30 AM

Irresponsible and unprofessional.

Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-12-2012 06:32 AM

I received 0

MontrealDave 12-12-2012 06:40 AM

A few years back I had a PO Box in one of those mailboxes places in south Florida, it was owned by a Pakistani couple. After a few weeks of receiving checks in envelopes bearing various porn programs names, they told me to go find a mailbox somewhere else as it was against their religion to "facilitate filth business"

That was in the days of TGP's when I was promoting a ton of sponsors, so it was a pain to have to update account info and worrying that a check might be lost if it was not forwarded properly. (At that time in Florida, the postal services did not forward mail from a mailbox places)...

I am not ashamed to work in porn, but we do live in a society where there still a lot of people who do not like us a bit and the last thing you need is an idiot playing avenger against you...

2MuchMark 12-12-2012 06:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slappin Fish (Post 19365299)
If you had a son or daughter would you think the same? lot less taboo than it was 10 years ago, in this day an age it's ok if your 8 year old daughter checks the mail and sees this no problem right? :error:helpme

Maybe. I was speaking about neighbours finding out. If I had a neighbour who saw ADULT EXPO or similar mail to me and who had anything negative to say about it, I'd just feel sorry for them.

As for my kids seeing it, well, its not like they wouldn't have already been exposed to it from TV and on their cellphones. I'd do my best to (a) educate my kids, (b) let them know its not for them, (c) not to be ashamed or afraid to ask questions about anything, ever.

Qbert 12-12-2012 06:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ********** (Post 19365449)
If I had a neighbour who saw ADULT EXPO or similar mail to me and who had anything negative to say about it, I'd just feel sorry for them.

But what if you lived in a small town in Alabama instead of Montreal?


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