Do you fake tan?
 

I'm thinking of getting a spray tan... Turn the hotties on and shit...

What you reckon?

yes why not, why not use your own shit

I use tan lotion

No, I'm into white skin (as opposed to tanned, not to black) :)
Looks... aristocratic :)

No :pimp

use to take fake sun but not spray, looking like a carrot :)

What talks and sounds just like a carrot?

That's racist

Really? After I mentioned that I like white opposed to tanned and not to black? I like white skin on white people :)

"A tan, whether you get it on the beach, in a bed, or through incidental exposure, is bad news, any way you acquire it." - http://www.skincancer.org/prevention/tanning

Of course, this does not apply to spray / lotion :)

Sorry i was joking

Spank Poo. You saved me money ! :thumbsup

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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lolz at your avatar CS haha. I have a booth in my house for spray tanning but have been so busy lately I have just not had time to do it. I'm off on a family vacation Saturday so I'm going to get my fake tan on before I go :)

No need to. Pros of living in a sunny parts of the world with many beaches around.

Need any help? :1orglaugh

it seems to be popular in essex (uk).

Not a sun worshiper and not vain enough to care

Now that pale skin is in, I'm just waiting for oily and flaky skin to become trendy and I'll finally be hot.

Too many people avoiding the sun completely has made rickets a common problem again :(

I remember this model showing up to a Johnny Load shoot with mystic tan. She got covered in jizz and as a result it dripped everywhere. We had a conversation about another scene and she started screaming at me that she had looked like a crazy person after the shoot. She made $300 so how could she complain.

http://www.boobpedia.com/butler/imag...amira_Kiss.jpg

Yeah I don't get that. I tan by sun but I know a ton of people that still go to tanning salons here. I can still keep my tan in January.

Edit: actually they all have normal jobs and can't work from their pool. Maybe that's it.

As reflected by your post count. Oh wait I forgot you are very sensitive about that. You neg repped the hell out of me when we had that feature and I pointed out your post count. :winkwink:

its already staring to fade... :(

:1orglaugh

worvy of a bum?

Remember that sunscreen is where the Skin Cancer really comes from, it's an ingenious scam; to try to avoid cancer Sun Worshipers are trained to rub Carcinogens into their skin, then when they eventually get Skin Cancer every thinks "All that time you spent in the Sun".

Buy shares in Pharma, these guys are smart!


Study: Many sunscreens increase skin cancer risk, FDA has known for a decade but done nothing
http://www.naturalnews.com/032996_su...ncer_risk.html

I only get my penis spray tanned.

thats called anal sex:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/323...poop-fan-o.gif

Not into fake tans, nope

There is absolutely nothing in the world that is OKAY about fake tans
Ever
The pariah paid $400 for a fake tan once and I didn't even want to touch her for two weeks

I know you like munters but how huge was it's arse? You could get a whole car sprayed for that.

I did some fake n' bake back in the late 80's and early 90's. None since. I hear it ain't so healthy, but it can come in handy in mid-winter when one is about to fly to somewhere hot. Getting a little pre-tan tanning in isn't a bad thing then.

Pro Tan is amazing!

http://www.bodybuilding.com/store/pt/pt.htm

Made for bodybuilders, but you can use in yourself or in your girls.

Here in Brazil is so common tanned girls that I really prefer white / pale skin. Maybe because it's different, I don't know.

So, if you want real tanned girls, come to Brazil.

I take fans

when I was born my dad doubted i was his because i got my moms italian gene

it doesnt get me girls tho. men sometimes

Same here... :1orglaugh