Fastest LEGAL way to make $1,000 USD
 

I'm in sort of a spot where I really need to get an extra grand in my hands in about 2 weeks tops.
I figure You guys are about as enterprising of a group as I know.

So what's some off the wall ideas you would suggest that you could utilize to put a thousand bucks in your pocket in the shortest period of time.
Besides casinos...

u need to move a few crystals bro

everyone's doing it

lol legal buddy... legal...

How do you look in heels?

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sell chicken tacos

Buy snacks as Costco or Sams and sell them at a 300% markup on a really good corner. Believe me on this. I read an article in today's paper about a person doing this and now has eight corners and making some serious change.

Depends on who's doing the looking.
240 lbs 6ft 2 inches with a partialy gray goatee do anything for you?

Buy foodstamps from crackheads for 10 cents on the dollar and sell them to single moms lol MO MONEY MO MONEY MO MONEY MO

http://www.mcdonalds.com/us/en/careers.html

http://careers.walmart.com/our-career-areas/

That could work... I'm in Central Florida right now.
I don't think most of the people here even know what cash looks like.

I have YET in 1 month to see anyone at a grocery store use anything but food stamps . No joke.

Open up a pawnshop at the local Walmart parking lot - loans, 10 cents on the dollar lol

Еscort. Уou can meke them in one night or couple of hours. :1orglaugh

You a strong programmer/developer? Real good with joomla? If so, hit me up - might be able to help you out with the entire amount. No heels required.

You should make something called crystal meth lol : http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2009...-crystal-meth/

then when you are done you can sell it to people all over

Thanks for the offer. But I pay Russians to do my programming work.

how much per hour? English any good?

I heard this trick on tube sites. You download everyones sponsored content then use XILISOFT to blur out any logos and implant yours. Upload everywhere, who cares and take the cash.

I was talking to this guy, he told me that you can upload PIX to THEHUN and make HUNDREDS.

This is easy...

Make a couple beta with bookies this weekend on football games and bet big. Then go to another bookie and make the reverse bet. The key thing is to make sure you can beat up both of them so when you lose, you don't pay.

My old roommate in college told me that him and his friend used to make counterfeit money and go into big cities and buy drugs then come back to where they live and sell the drugs. Said they did it a few times then started to get scared and stopped lol

Nah per job negotiated Good with English.
ICQ is 247054003
Seems to do good work so far.

That's a good way to end up dead..

Do you digest drugs quickly?

hard with no info on what you can do, what you have, and how much money you have to start

i'd look into what you have around you to sell, fiverr/cl/etc, commission based sales jobs etc etc

+1 thanks, man. Hope you get your hands on that cool g you need. :thumbsup

I'm a professional jet ski mechanic by trade.

I don't have much cash on hand now.
I bought a truck to resell and the day I sold it the damn thing took a shit on me.
So it' sitting at a shop right now.
And I fully expect the bill to be a thousand bucks but I don't know for sure. Just want to cover it and figures shit you guys might have some crazy ideas I wouldn't think of.
And I was right...

You could try building websites to promote porn paysites and earning commission every time someone signs up?

Start doing odd jobs. Ask your neighbors if they need any work done.

You know... I've tried that.. And so far it's pretty damn sad..
It's purely a hobby and I do mean purely... I am the 99%

The first thing you should do is check the console in your car.

I know it sounds crazy, but for me, when I need cash that's my first stop. I always get hammered and go to a titty bar or something late at night after work and whatever I don't spend I stash it there for some reason.

I bet if I went out to my car right now there's at least $400 in ones and twenties in there.

So that's step one. Step two, check out your PayPal.

I ALWAYS forget money in there and if I need to raise some cash I can hit up the ATM with that PayPal card and usually come up with $4-500.

Right there you are at like $900 - the other hundred should be easy to come across.

thing is you need money to make money

Two weeks? Shit, you could do small work on here, writing, setting up scripts and so on, would earn you enough in two weeks. Even more. But you need to be willing to hunt for work and actually do it.

Poker!!!!!!

donate your brain to science

This is true.

I've considered that

Other people's money.

so sayeth the guy from the FSC

That says more than I ever could

you're a jet ski mechanic and took a truck you were flipping to a shop?

dear lord

i would have said don't take it to a shop and figure out how to fix that shit yourself, but obviously that ship has sailed. whats the possibility of advertising light mechanic work?

Just borrow the G from a friend and offer to pay them back in 2 months with 20% interest