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  • javinder_mn
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    • May 2011
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    #1

    Ever been caught wanking by your partner*?

    recently my wife caught me knocking one out to some shitty late night porn when I thought she was asleep.

    she's extra hormonal at the moment due to being up the duff hence why i was resorting to late night wankery in the first place. but how long am i expected to put up with her 'being in a mood'?

    surely its her own fault anyway?


    *i stated partner in the subject to see if samesex partners get extra ratty...


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    • grumpy
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        • wehateporn
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          #3
          Originally posted by javinder_mn
          but how long am i expected to put up with her 'being in a mood'?
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            • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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              #4
              Originally posted by javinder_mn

              recently my wife caught me knocking one out to some shitty late night porn when I thought she was asleep.

              she's extra hormonal at the moment due to being up the duff hence why i was resorting to late night wankery in the first place. but how long am i expected to put up with her 'being in a mood'?

              surely its her own fault anyway?


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                • just a punk
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                    • CaptainHowdy
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                      I caught myself every single time ...

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                        • Inter-Sex
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                          • Nov 2005
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                          #7
                          Originally posted by javinder_mn
                          but how long am i expected to put up with her 'being in a mood'?
                          Divorce will be your only way out of this, but first try it with flowers and chocolate.

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                            • bronco67
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                                • BIGTYMER
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                                  • Nov 2004
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                                  #9
                                  I'll wank it with her sleeping next to me. I don't give a fuck. She doesn't seem to mind.. less work for her.

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                                    • uniquemkt
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                                      • Mar 2012
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                                      #10
                                      True story. Don't go down the apologetic path, go on the aggressive. She is waiting for you to tell her how sorry you and and that it will never happen again and here's some expensive gift she didn't do anything to deserve. Bullshit.

                                      Tell her she needs to get over it. Everybody does it, including her when her hormones aren't making her nuts. It isn't a negative reflection on her, you're going to continue to do it, its a normal thing and she needs to not get her panties in a wad over it.

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                                        • seeme
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                                          • Jun 2011
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                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by uniquemkt
                                          True story. Don't go down the apologetic path, go on the aggressive. She is waiting for you to tell her how sorry you and and that it will never happen again and here's some expensive gift she didn't do anything to deserve. Bullshit.

                                          Tell her she needs to get over it. Everybody does it, including her when her hormones aren't making her nuts. It isn't a negative reflection on her, you're going to continue to do it, its a normal thing and she needs to not get her panties in a wad over it.
                                          This guy knows what hes talking about, man up and tell them they shouldn't complaining they should be begging to give a helping hand.

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                                            • Choopa Phil
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                                              #12
                                              Honestly, if your partner gets mad at that...youre doomed.
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                                                • Evil Chris
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                                                  #13
                                                  wait until she falls asleep and jizz on her face.. she will fucking love that.


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                                                    • slapass
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                                                      #14
                                                      They all get wigged out because they feel it is a reflection on them. Tell her to get used to it.

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                                                        • L-Pink
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                                                          • Mar 2005
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                                                          #15
                                                          Tell her you wanted something tight for a change.

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                                                            • matuloo
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                                                              #16
                                                              Well she is pregnant so she's not the best person to argue with ) LOL

                                                              But in all honesty... she should realize its better than cheating on her when she doesnt want to have sex with you, try to ask her what she'd preffer - you fuck your hand or some other chick
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                                                                • javinder_mn
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                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by Choopa Phil
                                                                  Honestly, if your partner gets mad at that...youre doomed.
                                                                  the reaction was worse than when i held the covers over head after a monster fart.

                                                                  who needs dear deadrie when you have the gfy community?

                                                                  looks like someone's waking up tomorrow with jizz in their face. updates to follow...


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                                                                    • Konda
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                                                                      • Apr 2003
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                                                                      #18
                                                                      If you have to masturbate it means she is not doing a good job as a partner. If she did a good job, you wouldn't have to do it yourself.

                                                                      It's her fault, not yours. You have to let her know. If you can't it's better to find a better partner.

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                                                                        • ninavain
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                                                                          #19
                                                                          cool story bro

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                                                                            • AllAboutCams
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                                                                              do it in the shower
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                                                                                • BIGTYMER
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                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by L-Pink
                                                                                  Tell her you wanted something tight for a change.

                                                                                  .

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                                                                                    • eroticsexxx
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                                                                                      • Aug 2006
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                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      She's not been properly trained. Finishing you off with her hand or mouth is the proper reaction.

                                                                                      During the late stages of her pregnancy, my wife even offered to get me a Fleshlight, among other things. She made sure that I was taken care of, I'll give her that.

                                                                                      That's why it's important to introduce porn and jerking off in your sex routine as early in a relationship as possible, especially if you have anything to do with this industry. If they have problem with it, you can dump 'em quick.

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                                                                                        • DatePoster
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                                                                                          • Mar 2011
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                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                                                                                          I caught myself every single time ...
                                                                                          Originally posted by L-Pink
                                                                                          Tell her you wanted something tight for a change.

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                                                                                            • J. Falcon
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                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by Evil Chris
                                                                                              wait until she falls asleep and jizz on her face.. she will fucking love that.
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                                                                                                • javinder_mn
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                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by eroticsexxx
                                                                                                  She's not been properly trained. Finishing you off with her hand or mouth is the proper reaction.

                                                                                                  During the late stages of her pregnancy, my wife even offered to get me a Fleshlight, among other things. She made sure that I was taken care of, I'll give her that.

                                                                                                  That's why it's important to introduce porn and jerking off in your sex routine as early in a relationship as possible, especially if you have anything to do with this industry. If they have problem with it, you can dump 'em quick.
                                                                                                  sound advice indeed. the day before our wedding (yeah kinda late to end it now!) I was finalising the arrangements for a pornstar endorsement for one of our brands (Lana Cox and Lee Henshaw - pleasure to work with btw)

                                                                                                  that didnt seem to bother her at all. if this carries on I may sneak some vaginal tightening cream into her handbag...


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                                                                                                    • sleazydoesit
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                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      My girlfriend didn't feel like going at it one night, so I said ok no problem and proceeded to jack off in the bed right next to her. This made her mad! So what's a fella to do? She said no, I respected it, and "took matters into my own hand" so to speak.

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                                                                                                        • Sophie Delancey
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                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          I have literally no idea why anyone would care if you're masturbating.
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                                                                                                            • AllAboutCams
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                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Who has caught there wife at it ?
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                                                                                                                • sleazydoesit
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                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Sophie Delancey
                                                                                                                  I have literally no idea why anyone would care if you're masturbating.
                                                                                                                  I know, right?!

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                                                                                                                    • orion4bbw
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                                                                                                                      • Dec 2011
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                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      This is why I am not in a relationship .....

                                                                                                                      I wanna wank or fuck when i want and dont want my sex life to be at the mercy of someone who does not have my sex drive

                                                                                                                      but yes ... i have been caught by a my ex when we lived together

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                                                                                                                        • eroticsexxx
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                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by xxxupdate
                                                                                                                          Who has caught there wife at it ?


                                                                                                                          When she wants it, she interrupts whatever I am doing to unzip or partially undress me.

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                                                                                                                            • kane
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                                                                                                                              • Aug 2001
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                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by xxxupdate
                                                                                                                              do it in the shower
                                                                                                                              The only time I ever got caught was in the shower. The GF was asleep and had some stuff I had to that day early so I got up and was in the shower. I decided to start the day off with a pull. I'm just getting into it when she walks in. The shower has a glass door so there is nowhere to hide and she sees me.

                                                                                                                              She says, "If you were horny you could have woke me up and I would have jerked you off or something." I tell her that she looked so peaceful asleep I didn't want to wake her. She sighed and said, "That might be the sweetest thing you ever said."

                                                                                                                              We had a good laugh about it then a few months later the role was reversed and I caught her in the shower using the shower head in a very intimate way.

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                                                                                                                                • jimmy-3-way
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                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by kane
                                                                                                                                  We had a good laugh about it then a few months later the role was reversed and I caught her in the shower using the shower head in a very intimate way.
                                                                                                                                  I caught my gf humping a pillow for obvious reasons once.

                                                                                                                                  Was fairly awesome...
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                                                                                                                                    • kane
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                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by jimmy-3-way
                                                                                                                                      I caught my gf humping a pillow for obvious reasons once.

                                                                                                                                      Was fairly awesome...
                                                                                                                                      LOL that would rock.

                                                                                                                                      In my GF's defense I wasn't home. I had been gone all day. She got off work and decided to take a shower. I came home while she was in there. I walked into the bathroom to tell her I was home so she didn't hear someone in the house and freak out and when I walked in she had the shower head on pulse and was having a very good time with it.

                                                                                                                                      I said, "I don't want to interrupt, please don't stop, I just wanted you to know I was home so you didn't hear me and think it was a break in or something."

                                                                                                                                      She screamed, jumped back, dropped the shower head and water started shooting in all directions. It was pretty funny.

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                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by L-Pink
                                                                                                                                          Tell her you wanted something tight for a change.

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                                                                                                                                                  When I was 12 I walked in on my friend's older sister fucking herself with a brush handle spread eagle in the bathtub. She yanked it out and threw it at me, hit the medicine cabinet mirror instead which exploded and within a few seconds the whole family is there laughing.




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                                                                                                                                                        • kane
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                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by gleem
                                                                                                                                                          When I was 12 I walked in on my friend's older sister fucking herself with a brush handle spread eagle in the bathtub. She yanked it out and threw it at me, hit the medicine cabinet mirror instead which exploded and within a few seconds the whole family is there laughing.
                                                                                                                                                          LOL. That didn't turn out as she had planned

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                                                                                                                                                            • epitome
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                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by gleem
                                                                                                                                                              When I was 12 I walked in on my friend's older sister fucking herself with a brush handle spread eagle in the bathtub. She yanked it out and threw it at me, hit the medicine cabinet mirror instead which exploded and within a few seconds the whole family is there laughing.
                                                                                                                                                              She probably hasn't masturbated since.

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                                                                                                                                                                • CYF
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                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by javinder_mn
                                                                                                                                                                  recently my wife caught me knocking one out to some shitty late night porn when I thought she was asleep.

                                                                                                                                                                  she's extra hormonal at the moment due to being up the duff hence why i was resorting to late night wankery in the first place. but how long am i expected to put up with her 'being in a mood'?

                                                                                                                                                                  surely its her own fault anyway?


                                                                                                                                                                  *i stated partner in the subject to see if samesex partners get extra ratty...
                                                                                                                                                                  wasn't her mouth working? Didn't want to give you a hand?
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                                                                                                                                                                    • uno
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                                                                                                                                                                      Up the duff?

                                                                                                                                                                      Anyway, I'd tell her to either leave the room or help if she walked in.
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                                                                                                                                                                        • Mr Pheer
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                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Evil Chris
                                                                                                                                                                          wait until she falls asleep and jizz on her face.. she will fucking love that.
                                                                                                                                                                          Jizzing on her face wakes her up.

                                                                                                                                                                          It's better to jizz in her hair. She wont realize it until morning, when she brushes her hair and notices something is wrong.

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                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Mr Pheer
                                                                                                                                                                                  Jizzing on her face wakes her up.

                                                                                                                                                                                  It's better to jizz in her hair. She wont realize it until morning, when she brushes her hair and notices something is wrong.
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                                                                                                                                                                                          Just say you were thinking of her and she won't be upset

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                                                                                                                                                                                              nope never... hah
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Mr Pheer

                                                                                                                                                                                                  Jizzing on her face wakes her up.

                                                                                                                                                                                                  It's better to jizz in her hair. She wont realize it until morning, when she brushes her hair and notices something is wrong.




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