Doing a article on what guys don't want to hear from girlfriends, any thoughts?
 

It's just for a local magazine, they want a article on what girls should never say to their boyfriends.

"suck my cock bb."

its our lucky day, i am pregnant

You're my first white guy.

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"what do you think right now?"

"does this dress/shirt/jeans/blouse/etc make me look fat?"

"do we want to visit my parents this weekend?"

"will you come shoe shopping with me?"

"we are going to visit my mother"

" how many girls HAVE you been with"

"you arent putting THAT THING anywhere NEAR my ass"

"Dont you think its stupid for BOTH of us to be paying rent, I will just move in with you"

"Now that I live here you don't need all that porn anymore so I threw it out, I also deleted every female from your cell phone except your mom and I"

"Maybe we should get married"

"I USED to be bi"

shit on me baby

I've always thought that, whatever your girlfriend says, you're not really listening to her ...

The one thing I never want coming out of my wife is....

decibels. :Oh crap

Ummm, I might have dented your car a little bit.

a sound.

"we need to talk".... never followed by anything good...lol

We can do anal baby, I'm actually used to have massive, thick penises in my ass so I won't have any trouble with you.

"Oh, it's so cute"

And then there's the questions that you simply can't give a correct answer to. Whatever your answer is, it will get you in trouble:

"What are you thinking?"

"How do you feel?"

"Do you find HER attractive?"

"I know I cheated on all my other boyfriends, but you're different."
"was your dad bald?"
"hey, don't feel bad, I don't really need to come every time"

+1, exactly what I was going to post.

"You remind me of my brother!"

Or...during drunk sex - "Guess which hole that is."

So that would be "anything" lol wonder of they would print that.

This one my girlfriend actually asked me once:
"Do you think my mom is hot?"

Are you done yet?

Luke, I am your mother

Are you in the secret service by any chance?

"Is it in yet?"

Oh god, lol

This might be of use

Any questions on how much money you make

on my rag

I remember an episode of Married with Children where Peggy asked Al, "Whatcha thinking?"

His reply:

"Well if I wanted you to know, I would have said it out loud."

:1orglaugh

That's pretty funny.

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why is that bad?

This thread delivers... in spades lol

:thumbsup

No, That's not the way you feel!

you good, but I've had better

a threesome? sure..... I did DP before

"I could have done better doing it myself"
"where did the condom go?"
"it'll hurt if I swallow"

"...but i poop from there"

'I'm a cheater'.

I'd go berserk after hearing that.

If fudge on yer popsicle stick is your thang...hell, go for the exit. :1orglaugh