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Dirty F 03-17-2012 11:17 AM

Harvey, get your ass in here
 
Because you kept telling how great Magic Members is and how it does exactly what i needed i bought the multisite version and used your affiliate link only to find out i can't use it.
Now i'm stuck with 5 sites and 2 employees that are ready to start working and i can't do shit.

Below the post that convinced me.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 18818815)
I need to buy something this week and i still can't make up my mind. Magic members is on top of my list now but i just keep thinking it's overkill for what i need.
Really all i need is a way to have a blog as a tour and when they click a vid or picture they need to sign up. The member area will be the same blog with the links enabled.
I don't want to mess around with site mirrors and messing around in wordpress as suggested earlier in the this thread. There must be some kind of simple plugin for this right? I mean more simple than magic members. If not then i simply will buy MM but i'm giving this one more bump for other suggestions.

Quote:

Originally Posted by harvey (Post 18818877)
Magic Members is EXACTLY for this purpose, really don't understand the overkill part

It does EXACTLY not that.
If you have a gallery with thumbnails leading the bigger pictures it can't protect it and then for paying members enable the full pictures. It just can't.
If you have a video it can't protect it and then enable it for paying members. For EVERY single thumbnail in a gallery or every single screenshot of a movie you will need to add specific links that only work for paying members.

I don't know what your motivation is for being all over the Magic Members threads claiming how it can fucking do aaaaaaaaanything and eeeeeeverything but next time i suggest being honest.

I hope you enjoy my money.

I'll find a different use for the software, it's not all lost. But it just sucks.
In the end it's my fault. I shouldn't let someone random on gfy answer my questions. That was a mistake. I should've contacted the guys at MM straight away.

Brujah 03-17-2012 11:59 AM

There's a money back policy or was that another script? If so, I'd pickup Your Members instead. Active development and support.

Dirty F 03-17-2012 12:04 PM

I thought your members basically does the same. I will contact them this time though.

porno jew 03-17-2012 12:09 PM

out of curiosity i looked at the tutorials. seems like it is mostly for text based content? not videos? that was the examples given anyway.

Dirty F 03-17-2012 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porno jew (Post 18829490)
out of curiosity i looked at the tutorials. seems like it is mostly for text based content? not videos? that was the examples given anyway.

I kept thinking it was not exactly what i needed but Harvey made it appear it was exactly what i needed so i bought it. Once again my mistake. I will contact the owners next time first.

Brujah 03-17-2012 12:23 PM

MM is based on an OLD version of YM, so maybe the support forum for YM could be useful. It's possible MM will do it but it's all about the right strategy. Are you using the gallery shortcode (built-in gallery)?

Try something like this:
Code:

[no_access]img thumbnail + teaser text[/no_access]
[private]img/video[/private]

http://www.yourmembers.co.uk/forum/v...allery#p320 4

candyflip 03-17-2012 12:26 PM

These might work if you give up on that one:

http://codecanyon.net/item/wordpress...uthor=jigowatt

http://codecanyon.net/item/restrict-...author=mordauk

Lots more here:

http://codecanyon.net

tonyparra 03-17-2012 02:22 PM

Fuck that we will just go with 2 wp installs one for the tour and one for the members area + strongbox.

harvey 03-17-2012 03:46 PM

I've no obligation to help you, and I don't know wtf are you talking about me enjoying "your" money since everything you say is a lie, but, here's a good piece of advice:

http://www.geekshop.cz/public/gallery/rtfm-detail.jpg

Harmon 03-17-2012 03:53 PM

http://www.teamclickcash.com/funny/polish_party.jpg

MetaMan 03-17-2012 04:00 PM

How is your CMS going? LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Dirty F 03-17-2012 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by harvey (Post 18829792)
I've no obligation to help you, and I don't know wtf are you talking about me enjoying "your" money since everything you say is a lie, but, here's a good piece of advice:

http://www.geekshop.cz/public/gallery/rtfm-detail.jpg

A lie? Wtf? What exactly is a lie?

Dirty F 03-17-2012 07:16 PM

Seriously? A lie?

Dirty F 03-17-2012 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 18829814)
How is your CMS going? LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Great! I could use some banners for it. Can you make me some?

Dirty F 03-17-2012 07:21 PM

Harvey, i have no problem with you. In the end it's my own fault for listening to you instead of the makers of the software.
But just wondering why instead of calling everything i say a lie (????) why can't you just say oh shit, i was wrong, i understood you wrong....you know something like that?
You already act like a dick so you probably won't, then please just explain to me how everything i said i a lie because that answer just baffles me.

harvey 03-17-2012 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 18829983)
Harvey, i have no problem with you. In the end it's my own fault for listening to you instead of the makers of the software.
But just wondering why instead of calling everything i say a lie (????) why can't you just say oh shit, i was wrong, i understood you wrong....you know something like that?
You already act like a dick so you probably won't, then please just explain to me how everything i said i a lie because that answer just baffles me.

well, take a careful look

but just in case, so it doesn't get loss:

Quote:

1) you didn't use my aff code
2) I do this at least ONCE A WEEK, so if you can't, it's in you, not in me. I never lie.
3) I'm not affiliated to MM in any way, just made a recommendation based on my own experience. I even recommended you Your Members (and not even with aff code)
4) As I said, I do this on a periodical basis. The fact that you didn't take the time to read the manual or the (pretty extensive) help, including step by step videos is not my fault. So please refrain about saying things that aren't true at all and including me in these lies
5) I could have take the time to explain you things, after all I explained you A LOT. Seeing your attitude and the fact that you didn't even have the courtesy of using my aff code, why should I? Read the manual or pay someone to do the work
6) I'm absolutely tired of ungrateful people
I'll add to this I SERIOUSLY doubt you even bought the script. If so, you didn't even care to read the manual. It took me less than 10 seconds to find it. It would take me less than 10 seconds to write the answer. But go figure, I'm not your employee, nor your personal assistant, neither your slave.

And I personally doubt they answered something like you said. It's its most basic feature, so unless you asked for something and what you want to do isn't remotely close to what you asked, then you're lying again.

And as for me being a dick... well, it wasn't me the one calling me out in 3 (three) different threads because you're too lazy to read a manual. If you actually cared, you would have look for help or even contact me in an appropriate, educated manner, that's why I'm pretty sure you didn't even buy the script. OR, you really need help. And not exactly about WP nor any other script.

Anyway, assuming anything you said is true, please explain me... if you don't give a fuck about your business, why should I? And furthermore, why should I worry FOR FREE? I charge all my clients and they have no issues hiring me, why should I help you FOR FREE when you're trying to affect me and my businesses in a negative way? Are you really THAT out of reality? (for the record, now I wouldn't even accept you as a paying customer, I'm sick of "clients from hell")

To recap: if you bought the script, ask your script's customer service for help or... (shocking, I know) READ THE FUCKING MANUAL. I could have told you the answers you need, even without your fake "aff referral"... but... you know... you just burnt that bridge

Dirty F 03-17-2012 07:59 PM

"1you didn't use my aff code"

Wtf? I signed up under your affiliate link because you were nice enough to help me.
Why would i lie about that? If something didn't work there it's not my fault.

"I'll add to this I SERIOUSLY doubt you even bought the script"
That is just retarded. No really, i'm not even gonna defend myself on that.

"And I personally doubt they answered something like you said. "
Yes, they did and made it clear IT IS NOT possible. Nor does the manual tell you how to do that.

You know for some reason if it doesn't mention it in the manual and the owners tell me it is not possible i tend to believe them.

Once again no big problem. Totally my fault. It just amazed me how you go all nuts here and calling me a liar and shit. That's just weird man.
You made a mistake. You didn't do it on purpose. Just say that and we're done. You have issues man.

tonyparra 03-17-2012 08:44 PM

to be honest i had my finger on the trigger too because it was recommended by harvey however changed my mind after noticing they were missing some things...if harvey says he can mod it though i believe him

Brujah 03-17-2012 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tonyparra (Post 18830041)
to be honest i had my finger on the trigger too because it was recommended by harvey however changed my mind after noticing they were missing some things...if harvey says he can mod it though i believe him

Same, but when the coupons stopped working I thought it best to wait and see what was up.

anexsia 03-17-2012 08:54 PM

Well this was a pretty entertaining thread...hope you both work this out though.

Dirty F 03-17-2012 10:19 PM

There is nothing to work out. He doesn't owe me anything.

Dirty F 03-17-2012 10:20 PM

I'm just saying it sucks because he claimed the software does something which it does not. On top he calls me a liar. But whatever.

Dirty F 03-17-2012 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tonyparra (Post 18830041)
to be honest i had my finger on the trigger too because it was recommended by harvey however changed my mind after noticing they were missing some things...if harvey says he can mod it though i believe him

I bet he can mod anything but that's not the point.

garce 03-17-2012 10:55 PM

Harvey spends 24 hours a day sucking a fat rubber dildo attached to a life-sized cardboard cutout of Matt Mullenweg. No matter what your question is, Harvey's answer is "WORDPRESS!"

Even hardcore Star Trek fanboys are jealous (and frightened) of Harvey's devotion to a platform that continually adds useless features and has never actually been secure.

Wordpress was great when it was tiny. Now its a bloated, arrogant piece of shit.

MetaMan 03-17-2012 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 18829978)
Great! I could use some banners for it. Can you make me some?

Ya because you advertise a CMS? :helpme

You're so fucking stupid I enjoy laughing at you.

Shouldn't you be going to Fletch? (your new found buddy) "tear tear I'm sorry". LOL :1orglaugh

Have fun with your purchased solutions. I guess you have a lot of free time.

Loser. :1orglaugh

Dirty F 03-17-2012 11:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 18830144)
Ya because you advertise a CMS? :helpme

You're so fucking stupid I enjoy laughing at you.

Shouldn't you be going to Fletch? (your new found buddy) "tear tear I'm sorry". LOL :1orglaugh

Have fun with your purchased solutions. I guess you have a lot of free time.

Loser. :1orglaugh

How many banners will you make me for 20 dollars?

harvey 03-18-2012 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tonyparra (Post 18830041)
to be honest i had my finger on the trigger too because it was recommended by harvey however changed my mind after noticing they were missing some things...if harvey says he can mod it though i believe him

there's no need to mod the script. The only mod needed is in his behavior. For starters, reading the manual or watch those nifty videos they have with step by step "how to". But well, guess that's too much to ask

Dirty F 03-18-2012 12:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by harvey (Post 18830148)
there's no need to mod the script. The only mod needed is in his behavior. For starters, reading the manual or watch those nifty videos they have with step by step "how to". But well, guess that's too much to ask

What part of it isn't in the manual and the owners told me it isn't possible don't you understand? Really, tell me, which part is just not understandable to you?

harvey 03-18-2012 12:02 AM

this is like someone recommending a sponsor, then someone else signs up and uses the wrong code and starts crying "this sponsor doesn't convert!". Of course it won't! You're doing everything wrong!

Dirty F 03-18-2012 12:02 AM

Are you a bit slow Harvey? What is the problem exactly?

Dirty F 03-18-2012 12:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by harvey (Post 18830150)
this is like someone recommending a sponsor, then someone else signs up and uses the wrong code and starts crying "this sponsor doesn't convert!". Of course it won't! You're doing everything wrong!

What part of it isn't in the manual and the owners told me it isn't possible don't you understand? Really, tell me, which part is just not understandable to you?

Dirty F 03-18-2012 12:05 AM

You know what Harvey, point it out to me where in the manual it is and i will apologize and tell the MM support they were wrong. Now that would be nice wouldn't it?
I'm waiting.

Dirty F 03-18-2012 12:09 AM

Oh and may i point out that you really have issues with your ego. It's clear you don't accept anyone saying anything bad about you. You totally snap. Start randomly calling that person a liar. It's really odd behaviour. You might want to work on that.
But anyway, that's not what the thread is about. I'll just wait for you to point it out in the manual so i can say sorry, i was wrong.

Dirty F 03-18-2012 12:11 AM

Ok, well eventhough this will only take like 30 seconds i bet you're a real busy guy so i'll take a shower first. I'll give you some time.

barcodes 03-18-2012 12:38 AM

Hey Frank.

I tried to find some tutorials that may be helpful to you but didn't find much.
I did find this article showing some of the options available in the plugin.
http://www.wpbeginner.com/plugins/cr...magic-members/

If you scroll down to the Partial Content Display description, then to the Entire Blog Protection is that what you are trying to do?

I'm not being sarcastic or anything, just noticed you haven't gotten very far with this and figured I would try to flex my google muscles and try to find something helpful for you. It doesn't show you much but if those are the options you are looking for, at least you can see that it is possible to do it without modding anything.

Best of luck with it

Dirty F 03-18-2012 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by barcodes (Post 18830168)
Hey Frank.

I tried to find some tutorials that may be helpful to you but didn't find much.
I did find this article showing some of the options available in the plugin.
http://www.wpbeginner.com/plugins/cr...magic-members/

If you scroll down to the Partial Content Display description, then to the Entire Blog Protection is that what you are trying to do?

I'm not being sarcastic or anything, just noticed you haven't gotten very far with this and figured I would try to flex my google muscles and try to find something helpful for you. It doesn't show you how to do anything but if those are the options you are looking for, at least you can see that it is possible to do it without modding anything.

Best of luck with it

Hey, thanks. Support already told me that what i'm trying to do is not possible. Well it is possible but every piece of content needs a seperate download link. I found another solution for the software so i will use it anyway.

Anyway, i'm still waiting for Harvey to prove me and the MM support wrong. I wonder what is stopping them.

Dirty F 03-18-2012 01:14 AM

What is the problem Harvey? How much more time do you need?

alan-l 03-18-2012 01:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 18830178)
What is the problem Harvey? How much more time do you need?

I'm pretty sure that being Saturday late night / Sunday early morning and the fact that you're being an asshole are factors that plays a pretty important role in you being ignored.

For the record, there are 2 guys in this board that always helps everybody, usually for free: Harvey and Fris. After this thread, I doubt you'll get any help from anyone. Just my humble opinion, of course.

Dirty F 03-18-2012 01:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alan-l (Post 18830183)
I'm pretty sure that being Saturday late night / Sunday early morning and the fact that you're being an asshole are factors that plays a pretty important role in you being ignored.

For the record, there are 2 guys in this board that always helps everybody, usually for free: Harvey and Fris. After this thread, I doubt you'll get any help from anyone. Just my humble opinion, of course.

Yes ofcourse it must be that, i doubt it has anything to do with the fact that he is wrong ofcourse.

I'm not asking him how to do it. I'm asking him to prove me and MM support wrong by pointing out the section in the manual. Takes 30 seconds. He had time to post several times in this thread so another 30 seconds won't stop him right?

Dirty F 03-18-2012 01:30 AM

Considering his ego issues i actually think he would LOVE to prove me wrong. Yup, i'm pretty sure of it.


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