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  • mfer
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2006
    • 69

    #1

    Help! Ugly guy who hasnt been laid in 10 years

    I'm pretty much an ugly guy who hasn't been laid by unpaid pussy since my last GF almost 10 years ago. How do I get women when I'm atheistically unappealing and at times socially awkward. I only make 45k a year so I can't afford to pay for pussy long term. It's a sad day when I cant even stay warm in the bullpen by banging fat chicks. =(

    How do I get pussy in general?

    BTW I'm 27 which makes it sadder QQ
  • bns666
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    • Mar 2005
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    • alias
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      • Apr 2001
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      • TheSquealer
        Mayor of Thneedville
        • Oct 2004
        • 26189

        #4
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        if you can't figure it out from here... there's no hope from you. looks have very little to do with it... your confidence has EVERYTHING to do with it.

        In just a couple sentences, you positioned yourself as a classic beta male with nothing to offer anyone but sorry and misery. That's not attractive to women... not even to fat chicks. You can easily change that and change how people react to you as a result.
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        • FlexxAeon
          Confirmed User
          • May 2003
          • 3765

          #5
          a) earn more money
          b) keep drugs around you (even if you dont use them)
          c) get more single friends (men and women), collect as wingman and/or mercy fuck
          d) learn to game strippers
          e) combo any of the above
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          • alias
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            • Apr 2001
            • 19010

            #6
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            • Juicy D. Links
              So Fucking Banned
              • Apr 2001
              • 122992

              #7
              how big is your penis?

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              • Failed
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                • Mar 2011
                • 2301

                #8
                I have no clue how to pick up women. I've never approached a woman in my life, I've been lucky enough to have met all of my gf's through friends and just hit things off. I'd recommend the same to you, make new friends who also have women that are friends.
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                • FlexxAeon
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                  • May 2003
                  • 3765

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                  how big is your penis?
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                  • Jarmusch
                     
                    • May 2003
                    • 12479

                    #10

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                    • FlexxAeon
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                      • May 2003
                      • 3765

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Jarmusch


                      flexx [dot] aeon [at] gmail

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                      • JosephFM
                        Confirmed User
                        • Feb 2010
                        • 1190

                        #12
                        I was gonna say, go after good looking chubby chicks but apparently you can't even get those.

                        Most women, even hot looking babes, are insecure about themselves. Most men are afraid to approach hot looking babes because they are afraid or intimidated by them. Next time you see a girl you like go to her and try to make conversation it don't work out fuck it, just go the next one. Trust me, you will be surprised.

                        If all else fails, you can hook up with a hot tranny or go full gay.

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                        • ArsewithClass
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Mar 2007
                          • 7957

                          #13
                          Originally posted by mfer
                          I'm pretty much an ugly guy who hasn't been laid
                          DVTimes?

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                          • WarChild
                            Let slip the dogs of war.
                            • Jan 2003
                            • 17263

                            #14
                            Originally posted by ArsewithClass
                            DVTimes?
                            Ummm you look like Gary Glitter, your wife is a prostitute and you're quite probably the stupidest person on GFY if not the whole of the Internet. Maybe you should just shut the fuck up?
                            Last edited by WarChild; 12-13-2011, 03:50 PM.
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                              • Jun 2003
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                                #16
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                                • ArsewithClass
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Mar 2007
                                  • 7957

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by WarChild
                                  Ummm you look like Gary Glitter, your wife is a prostitute and you're even more stupid than DVTimes. Maybe you should just shut the fuck up?
                                  Maybe you should back the fuck off you fucking nasty mouth pansy....

                                  DV's just changed some comments in quotes to make it look like I've said different to what I did... I don't like liars & cheats!

                                  I've met that dirty skanky wanker in person & definitely do not like him, I told him so, he walked. He's butt fucking ugly & that's that.

                                  I look nothing like Gary fucking gay boy glitter, my wife is an escort not a prostitute & I have an iq of 132, which is 3 times more than that stupid low life scum.

                                  Now fuck off war bitch

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                                  • artwilliams
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                                    • Aug 2004
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                                    #18
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                                    • alias
                                      aliasx
                                      • Apr 2001
                                      • 19010

                                      #19
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                                      • VikingMan
                                        Exploiting human weakness
                                        • Jan 2008
                                        • 6862

                                        #20
                                        1. befriend models/actresses who are 8 or more on a scale of 1 to 10.
                                        2. treat them like shit

                                        Any questions?

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                                        • raymor
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Oct 2002
                                          • 3745

                                          #21
                                          I'm uglier and a major geek. I found a great way. I once did three women in less than 24 hours. I have only a few seconds right now, so:

                                          Read http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/0060554738

                                          Don't lose your sense of murals while reading it. Apply the techniques, but in a way you're not ashamed of.

                                          Also, say hi to any woman within five feet - the cashier, the lady behind you in line, the ladies at the table next to you ...
                                          Young, old, fat, ugly, hot, drunk, mad, say something to all of them. You'll quickly get over the social awkwardness. When you aee a woman you'd like to meet, you have 45 seconds to say something - no stalling, just do it.
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                                          • Coup
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                                            • Apr 2010
                                            • 9931

                                            #22
                                            Never forget that the restraining orders may be saying no, but her eyes are screaming yes as you lock her in the basement.

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                                            • JosephFM
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Feb 2010
                                              • 1190

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by lumenus
                                              1. befriend models/actresses who are 8 or more on a scale of 1 to 10.
                                              2. treat them like shit

                                              Any questions?
                                              Oh yeah i forgot, treat them like shit. For some odd reason most women like that.

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                                              • ArsewithClass
                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                • Mar 2007
                                                • 7957

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by raymor
                                                I'm uglier and a major geek. I found a great way. I once did three women in less than 24 hours. I have only a few seconds right now, so:

                                                Read http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/0060554738

                                                Don't lose your sense of murals while reading it. Apply the techniques, but in a way you're not ashamed of.

                                                Also, say hi to any woman within five feet - the cashier, the lady behind you in line, the ladies at the table next to you ...
                                                Young, old, fat, ugly, hot, drunk, mad, say something to all of them. You'll quickly get over the social awkwardness. When you aee a woman you'd like to meet, you have 45 seconds to say something - no stalling, just do it.
                                                All true facts...
                                                I would have been more interested to help if mfer wasn't a troll

                                                Originally posted by Coup
                                                Never forget that the restraining orders may be saying no, but her eyes are screaming yes as you lock her in the basement.

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                                                • spazlabz
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                  • 6548

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by JosephFM
                                                  I was gonna say, go after good looking chubby chicks but apparently you can't even get those.
                                                  Whoa!

                                                  Whoa Whoa Whoa!

                                                  "can't even get those" WTF is that all about. If that's your attitude during the approach of course they will reject you. In my experience chubby chicks will fuck your eyes crossed and can happily suck a bowling ball through a pixie stick. They are not second stringers and if you show them you are sincerely attracted to them the rewards are........... SAH-WEET!

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                                                  • JosephFM
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Feb 2010
                                                    • 1190

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by spazlabz
                                                    Whoa!

                                                    Whoa Whoa Whoa!

                                                    "can't even get those" WTF is that all about. If that's your attitude during the approach of course they will reject you. In my experience chubby chicks will fuck your eyes crossed and can happily suck a bowling ball through a pixie stick. They are not second stringers and if you show them you are sincerely attracted to them the rewards are........... SAH-WEET!

                                                    No, no my friend. What I ment to say is that they are the easiest to get in bed (and the best by the way) BUT the person (that's the YOU i'm reffering too) that started the thread said that HE can't even hook up with them.
                                                    Last edited by JosephFM; 12-13-2011, 04:28 PM.

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                                                    • porno jew
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Nov 2006
                                                      • 10166

                                                      #27
                                                      learn to jerk off. case closed.

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                                                      • ArsewithClass
                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                        • Mar 2007
                                                        • 7957

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by JosephFM
                                                        No, no my friend. What I ment to say is that they are the easiest to get in bed (and the best by the way) BUT the person (that's the YOU i'm reffering too) that started the thread said that HE can't even get them.
                                                        Easiest to lay??

                                                        WTF? No way, big, small, fat, thin, every woman is different & the stereotyping shouldn't mix.

                                                        These days, most of the slimmer girls are easier lays for two reasons, they feel they can, they want to act like sluts

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                                                        • ArsewithClass
                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                          • Mar 2007
                                                          • 7957

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by porno jew
                                                          learn to jerk off. case closed.

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                                                          • spazlabz
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Jul 2003
                                                            • 6548

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by JosephFM
                                                            No, no my friend. What I ment to say is that they are the easiest to get in bed (and the best by the way) BUT the person (that's the YOU i'm reffering too) that started the thread said that HE can't even hook up with them.
                                                            cool, no hate sorry for the misunderstanding

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                                                            • JosephFM
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Feb 2010
                                                              • 1190

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by porno jew
                                                              learn to jerk off. case closed.
                                                              Yep, that's a good idea too. Go to your local tube site, bust a nut and carry on. There are many available and they will never say no ;)

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                                                              • WarChild
                                                                Let slip the dogs of war.
                                                                • Jan 2003
                                                                • 17263

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by ArsewithClass
                                                                Maybe you should back the fuck off you fucking nasty mouth pansy....

                                                                DV's just changed some comments in quotes to make it look like I've said different to what I did... I don't like liars & cheats!

                                                                I've met that dirty skanky wanker in person & definitely do not like him, I told him so, he walked. He's butt fucking ugly & that's that.

                                                                I look nothing like Gary fucking gay boy glitter, my wife is an escort not a prostitute & I have an iq of 132, which is 3 times more than that stupid low life scum.

                                                                Now fuck off war bitch
                                                                Back off or what? You'll have a good cry? There's nothing you could ever do to hurt me either on the Internet or in person you broke fucking idiot.

                                                                Your wife isn't an escort. Nobody is taking her on dates anywhere. She's a bottom of the barrel, ugly as fuck hooker that gets barebacked by strangers for street whore rates.

                                                                As for you having a 132 IQ, not a fucking chance. Just in the last few weeks you made up the word "projectory" and got fooled by a geo script. You're so fucking stupid that my dog could think circles around you.

                                                                Now go have a good cry over your shitty website and worthless life.
                                                                Last edited by WarChild; 12-13-2011, 04:34 PM.
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                                                                • digitalfantasies
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                                                                  • Sep 2010
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                                                                  #33
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                                                                  • JosephFM
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                                                                    • Feb 2010
                                                                    • 1190

                                                                    #34
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                                                                        • DVTimes
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                                                                          • Jun 2003
                                                                          • 31650

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by WarChild
                                                                          Ummm you look like Gary Glitter, your wife is a prostitute and you're quite probably the stupidest person on GFY if not the whole of the Internet. Maybe you should just shut the fuck up?
                                                                          very well said
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                                                                          • ArsewithClass
                                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                                            • Mar 2007
                                                                            • 7957

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by WarChild
                                                                            Back off or what? You'll have a good cry? There's nothing you could ever do to hurt me either on the Internet or in person you broke fucking idiot.

                                                                            Your wife isn't an escort. Nobody is taking her on dates anywhere. She's a bottom of the barrel, ugly as fuck hooker that gets barebacked by strangers for street whore rates.

                                                                            As for you having a 132 IQ, not a fucking chance. Just in the last few weeks you made up the word "projectory" and got fooled by a geo script. You're so fucking stupid that my dog could think circles around you.

                                                                            Now go have a good cry over your shitty website and worthless life.
                                                                            Let's get this right.... You're asking me if I'll have a good cry?? Why

                                                                            I have a woman in a 13 year relationship with a tight pussy, a lovely pair of tits, a nice face & I can get any woman I want any day...


                                                                            Back off War pussy



                                                                            As asked in my first post in this thread.... Is the thread poster DVtimes... he says he is fugly... DV is fery fery fugly..... And here's the betting, war pussy, I bet you are too

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                                                                            • ArsewithClass
                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                              • Mar 2007
                                                                              • 7957

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by DVTimes
                                                                              very well said
                                                                              And here's fugly himself

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                                                                              • alias
                                                                                aliasx
                                                                                • Apr 2001
                                                                                • 19010

                                                                                #40
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                                                                                • Rochard
                                                                                  Jägermeister Test Pilot
                                                                                  • Dec 2001
                                                                                  • 75733

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Fake nick aside, I have a friend like this. Got divorced like fifteen years ago, is about 75lbs over weight, unibrow, huge bushy fucking mustache, hasn't gotten laid since his wife drop kicked him.
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                                                                                  Brooklyn, NY

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                                                                                  • DVTimes
                                                                                    xxx
                                                                                    • Jun 2003
                                                                                    • 31650

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by mfer
                                                                                    I'm pretty much an ugly guy who hasn't been laid by unpaid pussy since my last GF almost 10 years ago. How do I get women when I'm atheistically unappealing and at times socially awkward. I only make 45k a year so I can't afford to pay for pussy long term. It's a sad day when I cant even stay warm in the bullpen by banging fat chicks. =(

                                                                                    How do I get pussy in general?

                                                                                    BTW I'm 27 which makes it sadder QQ
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                                                                                    • ArsewithClass
                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                      • Mar 2007
                                                                                      • 7957

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by Rochard
                                                                                      Fake nick aside, I have a friend like this. Got divorced like fifteen years ago, is about 75lbs over weight, unibrow, huge bushy fucking mustache, hasn't gotten laid since his wife drop kicked him.
                                                                                      In reality, a shame when this kind of thing happens. Natalie & I have met a few guys like this. Over a beer, we have a chat, half our escort clients appreciate the company & the good conversation rather than just sex

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                                                                                      • ArsewithClass
                                                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                                                        • Mar 2007
                                                                                        • 7957

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by Rochard
                                                                                        Fake nick aside, I have a friend like this. Got divorced like fifteen years ago, is about 75lbs over weight, unibrow, huge bushy fucking mustache, hasn't gotten laid since his wife drop kicked him.
                                                                                        Originally posted by ArsewithClass
                                                                                        In reality, a shame when this kind of thing happens. Natalie & I have met a few guys like this. Over a beer, we have a chat, half our escort clients appreciate the company & the good conversation rather than just sex
                                                                                        Originally posted by DVTimes
                                                                                        Yes DV, I have just said that half the clients we have prefer good conversation & friendship from normal people... unlucky you would be out of the question there.

                                                                                        Go back to being fug ugly

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                                                                                        • DVTimes
                                                                                          xxx
                                                                                          • Jun 2003
                                                                                          • 31650

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          take a look at this pic mate

                                                                                          it will put you off sex for life

                                                                                          problem solved

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                                                                                          • DVTimes
                                                                                            xxx
                                                                                            • Jun 2003
                                                                                            • 31650

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            XXX

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                                                                                            • super-hero
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                                                                                              • Feb 2007
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              thats cool
                                                                                              too tooo

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                                                                                              • mechanicvirus
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                                                                                                • Feb 2005
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                move into a basement

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                                                                                                • ArsewithClass
                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                  • Mar 2007
                                                                                                  • 7957

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by DVTimes
                                                                                                  take a look at this pic mate
                                                                                                  DV, you're a loser mate

                                                                                                  Do I look bothered, or is it you posting pics of me, acting like a jealous little boy



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                                                                                                  • Dubya
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                                                                                                    • Feb 2008
                                                                                                    • 1152

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by DVTimes
                                                                                                    take a look at this pic mate

                                                                                                    it will put you off sex for life

                                                                                                    problem solved

                                                                                                    who is that extremely ugly whore and retarded guy?

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