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Grapesoda 12-11-2011 07:15 AM

something tried to eat my dog last night
 
it's one of those things you know could happen but don't really expect... I put Killer out front about 8pm.... went into the kitchen, then I heard barking... like WTF???? Killer really hasn't done any barking...

he's 3 months old and weighs in at 30+ pounds... so I pull open the front door and there's Killer barking his ass off backed up against the door... out in the yard I see a couple of wolfs????? I know what coyotes look like and these bad boys were not coyotes... about the size of a Shepard with gray fur, white around the face...... they saw me when I open the door and walked off into the bushes...

man, didn't know they had wolves around here.. any way it's the fenced backyard for Killer from now on unless I'm out there with the .45

amateurbfs 12-11-2011 07:20 AM

I seriously can't wrap my head around animal activists that want sizable wolf numbers back in the wild. Those ma fuckers are dangerous.

scottybuzz 12-11-2011 07:26 AM

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Originally Posted by amateurbfs (Post 18621873)
I seriously can't wrap my head around animal activists that want sizable wolf numbers back in the wild. Those ma fuckers are dangerous.

they are not wanting them back because they are dangerous, they want them back because they want a normal balance of animals on the planet.

Grapesoda 12-11-2011 07:27 AM

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Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 18621880)
they are not wanting them back because they are dangerous, they want them back because they want a normal balance of animals on the planet.

if they get real hungry they can eat the fucking horses next door :thumbsup

Dubya 12-11-2011 07:33 AM

you should have let the wolves eat him, it's life

EukerVoorn 12-11-2011 07:44 AM

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Originally Posted by bm bradley (Post 18621869)
it's one of those things you know could happen but don't really expect... I put Killer out front about 8pm.... went into the kitchen, then I heard barking... like WTF???? Killer really hasn't done any barking...

he's 3 months old and weighs in at 30+ pounds... so I pull open the front door and there's Killer barking his ass off backed up against the door... out in the yard I see a couple of wolfs????? I know what coyotes look like and these bad boys were not coyotes... about the size of a Shepard with gray fur, white around the face...... they saw me when I open the door and walked off into the bushes...

man, didn't know they had wolves around here.. any way it's the fenced backyard for Killer from now on unless I'm out there with the .45

Wow amazing story I would love to see wolves in my garden. Not nice for your dog of course and I'm glad he didn't get injured or killed. I read a lot about cats in the US killed b coyotes, that is a big problem over there, right?

The only wild animals I get in my garden here are fox, badgers and deer. The fox get around my cats sometimes and my cats walk into them in the forest but the fox don't harm my cats, probably because by the time the fox is near the cat, the cat is already in the top of a tree.

2intense 12-11-2011 07:45 AM

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Brent 3dSexCash 12-11-2011 07:47 AM

It was chupacabra

Grapesoda 12-11-2011 07:48 AM

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Originally Posted by EukerVoorn (Post 18621892)
Wow amazing story I would love to see wolves in my garden. Not nice for your dog of course and I'm glad he didn't get injured or killed. I read a lot about cats in the US killed b coyotes, that is a big problem over there, right?

The only wild animals I get in my garden here are fox, badgers and deer. The fox get around my cats sometimes and my cats walk into them in the forest but the fox don't harm my cats, probably because by the time the fox is near the cat, the cat is already in the top of a tree.

I have dear, skunk, rabbits, peacocks, fucking gophers, supposedly coyotes (haven't seen them) and now apparently wolves... btw the rabbits are pretty scarce these days, used to be about 20 every afternoon in the yard... not latley ;)

and the way Killer was it was more like he was protecting me than being afraid.. . the barking was not hysterical like a little dog. just deep, measured barks. as soon as I came out he stopped.

V_RocKs 12-11-2011 07:54 AM

Pitbull ate my Chiwawa. I think it has been long enough now that I can poison it and nobody would think it was me.

Grapesoda 12-11-2011 07:57 AM

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Originally Posted by V_RocKs (Post 18621912)
Pitbull ate my Chiwawa. I think it has been long enough now that I can poison it and nobody would think it was me.

kill the dog or eat the dog??? found the tracks from last night in the yard just now..

EukerVoorn 12-11-2011 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by bm bradley (Post 18621902)
I have dear, skunk, rabbits, peacocks, fucking gophers, supposedly coyotes (haven't seen them) and now apparently wolves... btw the rabbits are pretty scarce these days, used to be about 20 every afternoon in the yard... not latley ;)

and the way Killer was it was more like he was protecting me than being afraid.. . the barking was not hysterical like a little dog. just deep, measured barks. as soon as I came out he stopped.

All rabbits eaten by the wolves and they came back for more.... so at all these places where there's too many rabbits, release some wolves.

What they do here in France is first try to kill all the fox, then the next year they're loads of rabbits everywhere, and they try to shoot all the rabbits. Just leave the foxes alone and things will be in balance.

EukerVoorn 12-11-2011 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by 2intense (Post 18621894)

If one of my kids ever asks me what a faggot looks like, I'll show them this photo :1orglaugh

Bladewire 12-11-2011 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by bm bradley (Post 18621869)
...out in the yard I see a couple of wolfs????? I know what coyotes look like and these bad boys were not coyotes... about the size of a Shepard with gray fur, white around the face...... they saw me when I open the door and walked off into the bushes

Yeah it's that time of year. Where in SoCal are you? I'm in Monarch beach, OC at the ocean and we get coyotes here in packs of 3 or 4 never seen a wolf, though a mountain lion killed a jogger out here a few years back. Saw a huge Mule deer with big antlers run into a moving car on my way home the other night. He left a huge dent in the side and was dazed for a while, the cops came, and he ran off. Must be the full moon and eclipse :upsidedow

Chosen 12-11-2011 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by 2intense (Post 18621894)

:1orglaugh

Bladewire 12-11-2011 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by EukerVoorn (Post 18621944)
If one of my kids ever asks me what a faggot looks like, I'll show them this photo :1orglaugh

I'm Gay and only closet case homos use the word FAGGOT.

When people ask me what a faggot looks like I'll show them this photo


http://i.imgur.com/jaxon.jpg

2intense 12-11-2011 08:32 AM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup
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Originally Posted by Squirtit (Post 18621962)
I'm Gay and only closet case homos use the word FAGGOT.

When people ask me what a faggot looks like I'll show them this photo


http://i.imgur.com/jaxon.jpg


Grapesoda 12-11-2011 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EukerVoorn (Post 18621944)
If one of my kids ever asks me what a faggot looks like, I'll show them this photo :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Grapesoda 12-11-2011 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Squirtit (Post 18621962)
I'm Gay and only closet case homos use the word FAGGOT.

When people ask me what a faggot looks like I'll show them this photo


http://i.imgur.com/jaxon.jpg

and your touchy as fuck about it too.... not making you happy is it??? :thumbsup

Si 12-11-2011 08:40 AM

Damn! I know excactly what you mean by what it could have been.

A couple years ago, I heard screeming outside, really fucking load noise! Or atleast I thought it was screeming, I looked out the window and there was this large dog/cat looking animal in the road.

It then came down the yard which is about 200 feet long in a matter of seconds and stopped just outside my window.

Wasn't a fox, it was too big.
Wasn't a cayote, it had a square shaped snout.

I'm still trying to figure out what it could have been, and my only ideas are Canadian Lynx or a Cougar.

Either way I wish it would came back (as crazy as that sounds) So I could get a video or picture of it.

Bladewire 12-11-2011 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by bm bradley (Post 18621978)
and your touchy as fuck about it too.... not making you happy is it??? :thumbsup

No dude I'm totally laid back. I was just sticking it to EukerVoorn a bit. The term FAGGOT doesn't really get to me, especially in a post on GFY. 99% of my posts here are done with sarcasm and a smile while typing, though it might not seem that way sometimes in text :thumbsup

2intense 12-11-2011 08:49 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Squirtit (Post 18621990)
No dude I'm totally laid back. I was just sticking it to EukerVoorn a bit. The term FAGGOT doesn't really get to me, especially in a post on GFY. 99% of my posts here are done with sarcasm and a smile while typing, though it might not seem that way sometimes in text :thumbsup

Quote:

Originally Posted by bm bradley (Post 18621978)
and your touchy as fuck about it too.... not making you happy is it??? :thumbsup


Grapesoda 12-11-2011 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squirtit (Post 18621990)
No dude I'm totally laid back. I was just sticking it to EukerVoorn a bit. The term FAGGOT doesn't really get to me, especially in a post on GFY. 99% of my posts here are done with sarcasm and a smile while typing, though it might not seem that way sometimes in text :thumbsup

:1orglaugh:thumbsup

Grapesoda 12-11-2011 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Si (Post 18621985)
Damn! I know excactly what you mean by what it could have been.

A couple years ago, I heard screeming outside, really fucking load noise! Or atleast I thought it was screeming, I looked out the window and there was this large dog/cat looking animal in the road.

It then came down the yard which is about 200 feet long in a matter of seconds and stopped just outside my window.

Wasn't a fox, it was too big.
Wasn't a cayote, it had a square shaped snout.

I'm still trying to figure out what it could have been, and my only ideas are Canadian Lynx or a Cougar.

Either way I wish it would came back (as crazy as that sounds) So I could get a video or picture of it.


I can hear a pack of something outside my bedroom window at night sometimes... just snuffeling and padding around... no barking and shit... but I tell there is 3-4 out there doing shit...

Caligari 12-11-2011 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by EukerVoorn (Post 18621944)
If one of my kids ever asks me what a faggot looks like, I'll show them this photo :1orglaugh

That's Buster Keaton genius, in the day he'd probably snap your head off and play football with it:1orglaugh

.

crash_jackson 12-11-2011 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Dubya (Post 18621885)
you should have let the wolves eat him, it's life

wtf??? :BangBang:

Grapesoda 12-11-2011 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by crash_jackson (Post 18622106)
wtf??? :BangBang:

had that moron on ignor for some time

ZeroHero 12-11-2011 11:22 AM

Damn , that sucks ..

EukerVoorn 12-11-2011 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squirtit (Post 18621990)
No dude I'm totally laid back. I was just sticking it to EukerVoorn a bit. The term FAGGOT doesn't really get to me, especially in a post on GFY. 99% of my posts here are done with sarcasm and a smile while typing, though it might not seem that way sometimes in text :thumbsup

If you are a man please e-mail me because I need to ask you something... It's about something that happened in here a few weeks ago and it's important for me. If you don't mail me I'll draw own conclusions. euker at almostthelastpage org

And me a faggot? I can be one for you if you can afford paying me. I would let you suck my dick and lick my ass for 1 million euros.

alias 12-11-2011 06:37 PM

Better keep him in the fenced yard for sure.

EukerVoorn 12-11-2011 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Caligari (Post 18622016)
That's Buster Keaton genius, in the day he'd probably snap your head off and play football with it:1orglaugh.

I didn't know Buster Keaton is a faggot?

EukerVoorn 12-11-2011 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Si (Post 18621985)
Damn! I know excactly what you mean by what it could have been.

A couple years ago, I heard screeming outside, really fucking load noise! Or atleast I thought it was screeming, I looked out the window and there was this large dog/cat looking animal in the road.

It then came down the yard which is about 200 feet long in a matter of seconds and stopped just outside my window.

Wasn't a fox, it was too big.
Wasn't a cayote, it had a square shaped snout.

I'm still trying to figure out what it could have been, and my only ideas are Canadian Lynx or a Cougar.

Either way I wish it would came back (as crazy as that sounds) So I could get a video or picture of it.

Get a game cam and tie it to a tree. I have one and captured all kinds of animals around my house, will make a compilation soon and post it.

Foxes make amazing loud and crazy sounds by the way, if vixens walk into each other in spring they don't attach each other but start screaming at each other, it's very crazy and wild, it sounds like dogs being slaughtered. Once you get used to it it actually gets funny.

If you want to figure you what you heard, listen to all kinds of animal noises on Google, that's how I learned that what I was hearing sometimes were these vixens.

ArsewithClass 12-11-2011 06:53 PM

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I'm glad all worked out & your dog is safe.... & if you live in a built up area, you're damn right about it being weird 2 wolves around!?!?! Keep that .45 loaded man :thumbsup

adultchatpay 12-11-2011 07:20 PM

It's chupacambra!

garce 12-11-2011 07:24 PM

Three months old. Killer? Wishful think much?

Maybe you should actually get off your fat ass and walk the dog instead of tossing him into a dark yard on his own? No? Ok.

Good job! Great show!

garce 12-11-2011 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 18622738)
http://operatorchan.org/t/arch/src/t...ory%20pole.png

I'm glad all worked out & your dog is safe.... & if you live in a built up area, you're damn right about it being weird 2 wolves around!?!?! Keep that .45 loaded man :thumbsup

He'll end up shooting his own fucking dog or his neighbour's daughter. Great advice!

Maybe he could just find the time to actually walk his dog until its an adult.

I know - stupid idea. Why the fuck would anyone waste time caring for an animal they purchased?

More like the lazy asshat bought a breathing bracelet. Hang off my arm and look pretty, bitch - my responsibility ends there.

Enjoy your life.

ArsewithClass 12-11-2011 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by garce (Post 18622776)
He'll end up shooting his own fucking dog or his neighbour's daughter. Great advice!

Maybe he could just find the time to actually walk his dog until its an adult.

I know - stupid idea. Why the fuck would anyone waste time caring for an animal they purchased?

More like the lazy asshat bought a breathing bracelet. Hang off my arm and look pretty, bitch - my responsibility ends there.

Enjoy your life.

I think you'll find he takes his dog for walks, but sometimes they need pee time, like every hour or so... walking a dog is good either once, twice, maybe three times a day :2 cents:

Man, you've got some bitching today... You need to see a councillor or summit summit.. Go and tug yourself off & relax for half hour :thumbsup

papill0n 12-11-2011 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by amateurbfs (Post 18621873)
I seriously can't wrap my head around animal activists that want sizable wolf numbers back in the wild. Those ma fuckers are dangerous.

you cant wrap your head around it because you aren't very intelligent

biodiversity - please educate yourself

papill0n 12-11-2011 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by V_RocKs (Post 18621912)
Pitbull ate my Chiwawa. I think it has been long enough now that I can poison it and nobody would think it was me.

just the sort of shit you would expect from a pussy whipped limp wristed faggot such as you

go pop your collar bitch

papill0n 12-11-2011 08:18 PM

and as for bm bradley what a stupid fuck

oh i just put my three month old puppy outside at nite!! - hey whats wrong with that ???

moron


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