The average male Canadian penis is 2 inches smaller than the average American male....
 

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hehehehe

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2GOp00WR4X...n_the_pool.jpg

Thats because the water is colder up here.

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I heard it was shrinkage due to the cold.

penis's are like the economy...they go up and down! :P

It just seems that way because you americans don't know how to convert a centimetre properly ;)

the asian invasion out west has skewed everything. take them out of the equation and canada is still hovering over top of america, tea bagging it's forehead, when it comes to penis size.

Do you know how many asians are in Canada? They don't call it Hongcouver for nothing!

Must need big condoms in Canada - average American male is 5 foot 10

OK, no point in me making my cold joke.
Too many here already.

I always thought Canadians were bigger dicks.

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It's okay, we recycle our used condoms and sell it as chewing gum to the U.S

Don't worry I'll move to Canadia and mine is sufficiently large enough to raise the average above the US.

Only if I stay out of the survey

Now I know why the canadians are always in the US politics threads, they hope is will help them.

I always thought it was the French that had the big dicks.

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hahah So fucking true!

To end the joke
 

Heard a 'comedian' at a comedy club. "So it's only 2 inches. I get off." "Who gives a rats ass if you do?" "I got mine,"

Big dicks but no balls...

The same applies for anyplace where it snows.

Which is why we flock to the south, California and Florida.

You mean, Canadians only have a one inch penis? Christ!

Bunch of guys talking about cock = gay.

And yes I posted in this thread, going out tonight to a new club called the fudge mine. Hopefully I can pick some women up.

:1orglaugh that took me a second!

pics or it didnt happen.

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I think its cause its freezing up there.
No wonder they are all uptight.

I just fell to the floor laughing!!! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I know my Canadian cock is big enough that if it was in your mouth you couldn't say take it out. : )

.. and sometimes they are in .. the ... hole !

Doesn't everybody have at least 8" ?

Yeah, 1" Canadian = 3" US:pimp

Yes...
 

Yes but only when I fold myn in half... ! :Oh crap

hahahaha!!!!

From the ground?

So the economy of Africa is up there? People there got 10inch dicks on average! lol

FAIL

http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073

canada 13.92 cm 5.5 inches
USA 12.9 cm 5.1 inches

maybe your small penis makes you worse at math :winkwink:

time to post the Mary34D video...

A study undertaken at Utrecht University found that the majority of homosexual men in the study regarded a large penis as ideal, and having one was linked to self esteem. One study analysing the self-reported Kinsey data set found that homosexual men had statistically larger penises than their heterosexual counterparts.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_p...#Among_gay_men

5.5? no way... the AVERAGE is 5.5???????????

that means every 2nd male is LESS THAN 5.5

jesus there's a LOT of small dicked people out there

haha, I would say 7.5 to 8" is the average porn size

LOL! mouse over the UK!