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Jack Sparrow 10-25-2011 12:23 PM

32 sales not counted for in ccbill today?
 
Posted this in another thread but here goes:

Todays sales, up untill this minute exactly 35 sales, 1 refund, 2 expired subscriptions.

Thats the sales count from the automated emails i get from the ccbill system.

When i check the stats in the ccbill admin area: 2 sales, 1 refund.

Now i can understand there is a little delay, but not THIS much. Not real time fine, but theres something way off.

32 sales delay in 12 hours time? Anyone else experiencing the same?

Note: NO DRAMA intended.. I still love ccbill (for now) and they nornally get me a solution ir explanation real fast.

porno jew 10-25-2011 12:25 PM

everyone has the to pay the rent.

Phoenix 10-25-2011 12:28 PM

congrats on getting 35 sales today ;)

BFT3K 10-25-2011 12:28 PM

When you called them directly, before posting on GFY, what did they tell you?

Jack Sparrow 10-25-2011 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porno jew (Post 18514741)
everyone has the right to pay the rent.

Think i fixed this for ya :) ?

EDepth 10-25-2011 12:33 PM

-did you look up transactions for today instead of looking at quick stats when you login?
-are the emails actually dated today for the date of the subscription or are they old emails that just got lost and sent now?

BiggleJones 10-25-2011 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BFT3K (Post 18514756)
When you called them directly, before posting on GFY, what did they tell you?

:upsidedow

KillerK 10-25-2011 12:58 PM

They are probably 1 per day since that's all the sales you get, spread out over the last year.

Just Alex 10-25-2011 01:05 PM

Those are real sales or imaginary much like everything else in your life?

B.Barnato 10-25-2011 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Just Alex (Post 18514831)
Those are real sales or imaginary much like everything else in your life?

Counting imaginary sales is definitely not the responsibility of ccbill.

Fat Panda 10-25-2011 01:28 PM

ccbill's 1990s stats interface is a fucking joke

Bladewire 10-25-2011 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SAC (Post 18514870)
ccbill's 1990s stats interface is a fucking joke

Your site looks great! May I ask who the designer is?

martinsc 10-25-2011 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BFT3K (Post 18514756)
When you called them directly, before posting on GFY, what did they tell you?

:upsidedow:winkwink:

Jack Sparrow 10-25-2011 02:18 PM

Problem solved!
Thank you all for trolling this thread to the top :)

/thread closed.

epitome 10-25-2011 02:21 PM

The problem was he marked his single sale email unread 35 times and got confused.

Just Alex 10-25-2011 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack Sparrow (Post 18514983)
Problem solved!
Thank you all for trolling this thread to the top :)

/thread closed.

Let me guess, it was Marco who generated report this morning and left it on your executive desk just to confuse and disrupt his SEO from busy schedule?

TeenCat 10-25-2011 02:31 PM

lucky you, i am still without answer ...

SwirlsGirl 10-25-2011 02:45 PM

connect the dots.... multiple missing denial emails, missing sale credits, missing webmaster referals, missing current form data....

sum total of complaints = "let me take a look at your account and see if anything is wrong"

"checked out your account and everything is working fine"

epitome 10-25-2011 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SwirlsGirl (Post 18515042)
connect the dots.... multiple missing denial emails, missing sale credits, missing webmaster referals, missing current form data....

sum total of complaints = "let me take a look at your account and see if anything is wrong"

"checked out your account and everything is working fine"

I hope they drop you just so I don't have to read your posts anymore. Your site is shit and that is why you don't make sales.

Bladewire 10-25-2011 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SwirlsGirl (Post 18515042)
connect the dots.... multiple missing denial emails, missing sale credits, missing webmaster referals, missing current form data....

sum total of complaints = "let me take a look at your account and see if anything is wrong"

"checked out your account and everything is working fine"

Between last Friday and after Halloween is typically the slowest time before things pick up during the holidays. People are going to weekend Halloween parties, spending their money on costumes, and getting laid :winkwink:

Oh and regarding you post above. To avoid paranoia cross reference your password file with sales and you'll know without a doubt that people are not being given access to your site without paying for it first (unless they are password sharing). Many simple ways to make sure you are not being cheated by any processor.

Jarmusch 10-25-2011 02:53 PM

Their private jet needed fuel.


http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/galle...070/z01533.jpg

SwirlsGirl 10-25-2011 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by epitome (Post 18515048)
I hope they drop you just so I don't have to read your posts anymore. Your site is shit and that is why you don't make sales.

Hey keep hoping for them to "drop" me dumbass....they work for me...not the other way around...

I make sales just fine ask zomabaio!

By the way your mama emailed me and wanted me to extend her subscription... I told her only if she slaps you with her veiny black rubber dildo

TeenCat 10-25-2011 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SwirlsGirl (Post 18515058)
By the way your mama emailed me and wanted me to extend her subscription... I told her only if she slaps you with her veiny black rubber dildo

:1orglaugh oooh lol lol :1orglaugh

epitome 10-25-2011 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SwirlsGirl (Post 18515058)
Hey keep hoping for them to "drop" me dumbass....they work for me...not the other way around...

I make sales just fine ask zomabaio!

By the way your mama emailed me and wanted me to extend her subscription... I told her only if she slaps you with her veiny black rubber dildo

My Mom isn't a filthy baltimore whore like you. She just called me to say you're a disgrace to our hometown.

SwirlsGirl 10-25-2011 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squirtit (Post 18515052)
Between last Friday and after Halloween is typically the slowest time before things pick up during the holidays. People are going to weekend Halloween parties, spending their money on costumes, and getting laid :winkwink:

Oh and regarding you post above. To avoid paranoia cross reference your password file with sales and you'll know without a doubt that people are not being given access to your site without paying for it first (unless they are password sharing). Many simple ways to make sure you are not being cheated by any processor.

You know what I hear what you are saying and I respect your efforts, but I think sometimes we get a little naive about what millionaires have and will do to hold on to a lifestyle...

Strange stats, slow stats, impossible stats, vague ambiguous answers to sharp direct questions normally suggest there is more to try and understand...

stealing logins and passwords would be a waste, and would not yield much for any ireputable billing company to try and steal :thumbsup

SwirlsGirl 10-25-2011 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by epitome (Post 18515070)
My Mom isn't a filthy baltimore whore like you. She just called me to say you're a disgrace to our hometown.

Excellent glad the bitch follows my work, tell her to let me know I can see that she gets turned into what it is she really wishes to be

Damn I should know better...these guys really know how to try and casually shift the focus and attention with their lousy keyboard insults

epitome 10-25-2011 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SwirlsGirl (Post 18515073)
You know what I hear what you are saying and I respect your efforts, but I think sometimes we get a little naive about what millionaires have and will do to hold on to a lifestyle...

Strange stats, slow stats, impossible stats, vague ambiguous answers to sharp direct questions normally suggest there is more to try and understand...

stealing logins and passwords would be a waste, and would not yield much for any ireputable billing company to try and steal :thumbsup

And now it is a conspiracy? No wonder you can't get out of Dundalk or South Baltimore or whatever shit hole I remember reading you live in.

Spend less time on the keyboard and more time on the treadmill and maybe sales will go up?

epitome 10-25-2011 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SwirlsGirl (Post 18515084)
Excellent glad the bitch follows my work, tell her to let me know I can see that she gets turned into what it is she really wishes to be

Damn I should know better...these guys really know how to try and casually shift the focus and attention with their lousy keyboard insults

She would have to take a lot of steps back in life to be as low as you.

wehateporn 10-25-2011 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SwirlsGirl (Post 18515058)
By the way your mama emailed me and wanted me to extend her subscription... I told her only if she slaps you with her veiny black rubber dildo


Bladewire 10-25-2011 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SwirlsGirl (Post 18515084)
Excellent glad the bitch follows my work, tell her to let me know I can see that she gets turned into what it is she really wishes to be Damn I should know better...these guys really know how to try and casually shift the focus and attention with their lousy keyboard insults

http://i.imgur.com/9WksS.jpg

Momma you ok? Yes son, BTW my flight got delayed
and I can't find my earing. I gotta get off the phone
sweetie something just came up!
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

patavax 10-25-2011 03:12 PM

Today is such a day... I am at 1:10000 (yes: UNIQUES) now. Not only CCBill (80% of my traffic goes to CCBill sites) and yes also for NATS programs I am at 1:7000 now but there's something weird going on. I really don't understand. In 6 years I have never seen such ratios. The more traffic I have the less I have in revenue...

Jack Sparrow 10-25-2011 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Just Alex (Post 18514989)
Let me guess, it was Marco who generated report this morning and left it on your executive desk just to confuse and disrupt his SEO from busy schedule?

Funny how you dont know the difference between seo and ceo haha. Guess they dont have those at the burgerflipping place you work for :)

Just Alex 10-25-2011 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack Sparrow (Post 18515106)
Funny how you dont know the difference between seo and ceo haha. Guess they dont have those at the burgerflipping place you work for :)

Im so sorry Pipo, this changes everything. You're no longer a delusional clown, but real deal :1orglaugh

Jack Sparrow 10-25-2011 03:53 PM

Thats ok bro. Fakenicks like yourself have a lot to learn, thats why biz people like me are here :)

anexsia 10-25-2011 03:56 PM

This thread is full of win, spit out my coffee a few times.

Supz 10-25-2011 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squirtit (Post 18514901)
Your site looks great! May I ask who the designer is?

I see what you did there...

Just Alex 10-25-2011 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack Sparrow (Post 18515192)
Thats ok bro. Fakenicks like yourself have a lot to learn, thats why biz people like me are here :)

I sure do. Out of all people on this board its you, Bro Media, Marco and Eastwood that get everyone's attention. You guys are the real deal :1orglaugh

epitome 10-25-2011 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squirtit (Post 18515097)
http://i.imgur.com/9WksS.jpg

Momma you ok? Yes son, BTW my flight got delayed
and I can't find my earing. I gotta get off the phone
sweetie something just came up!
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

If you could read you'd know she met him since she missed her flight and had to spend a few hours extra at the airport, thereby ending up on his flight. Unless he arrived at the airport five hours early for his flight you make no sense.

Edit: ew, is that the girl whose site it is? Even that guy is afraid to show his face.

icymelon 10-25-2011 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jarmusch (Post 18515055)

Did they buy that from Chris Malack?

garce 10-25-2011 04:20 PM

C'mon, Jack - don't hold out. Tell us what's in the basket?



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