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Socks 07-07-2011 11:35 PM

Michelle Bachman signs a pledge to ban all forms of pornography
 
She is fucking serious out there batshit crazy.

http://thinkprogress.org/politics/20...n-pornography/

Coup 07-07-2011 11:39 PM

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? HOMOSEXUALITY IS A CHOICE: The preface to the pledge reads, ?Social protections?have been evaporating as we have collectively ?debased the currency? of marriage?in complete absence of empirical proof, that non-heterosexual inclination are genetically determined, irresistible and akin to innate traits like race, gender and eye color; as well as anti-scientific bias which holds, against all empirical evidence, that homosexual behavior in particular, and sexual promiscuity in general, optimizes individual or public health.? Footnote 8 reiterates this notion.
? HOMOSEXUALITY IS LIKE POLYGAMY, ADULTERY, POLYANDRY: Vow 4 requires the candidate to pledge ?Vigorous opposition to any redefinition of the Institution of Marriage?through statutory, bureaucratic, or court-imposed recognition of intimate unions which are bigamous, polygamous, polyandrous, same-sex.?
? HOMOSEXUALITY IS A PUBLIC HEALTH RISK: Footnote 4 claims that homosexuality causes shorter life expectancy and a higher probability of a long list of sexually transmitted diseases. The Leader has previously compared same-sex marriage to second-hand smoking.
? SEX IS BETTER AFTER MARRIAGE: Vow 5 requires the candidate to support the notion that ?married people enjoy better health, better sex.?
? PORNOGRAPHY SHOULD BE BANNED: Vow 9 stipulates that the candidate must ?support human protection of women and the innocent fruit of conjugal intimacy? and protect them from ?seduction into promiscuity and all forms of pornography?and other types of coercion or stolen innocence.?
? REJECT SHARIA ISLAM: Vow 11 requires the candidate to reject Sharia law.
-Signed Michelle Bachman

L-Pink 07-07-2011 11:41 PM

This is why you shouldn't sniff glue.

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fitzmulti 07-07-2011 11:50 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 18268105)
This is why you shouldn't sniff glue.

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LOL! :thumbsup:thumbsup

2MuchMark 07-08-2011 12:02 AM

Lol!

Have you seen her Husband? He is a "doctor" (who took stimulus money from President Obama btw), who's main practice is to convert gays into straight people. It's only a matter of time until he's caught doing something...

Peter Romero 07-08-2011 12:03 AM

"Ban questionable books... the voice of God is Government..." Bad Religion 1980.

http://youtu.be/2K_xZcjsVuw

PornStarToys 07-08-2011 12:03 AM

She looks sexy on TV but when I Google Image searched her shes ugly. :(

GARY LEE 07-08-2011 12:37 AM

Who cares what she thinks when you know she doesn't even have a chance at going anywhere. To many red blooded american voters may publicly say that they don't like porn but behind closed doors its a different story. She is probly on a tube site right now with a vibrator in one hand and a mouse in the other.

Paul Markham 07-08-2011 12:59 AM

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? SEX IS BETTER AFTER MARRIAGE: Vow 5 requires the candidate to support the notion that ?married people enjoy better health, better sex.?
Very true.

So long as it's not with their spouse. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

kane 07-08-2011 01:17 AM

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Originally Posted by GARY LEE (Post 18268162)
Who cares what she thinks when you know she doesn't even have a chance at going anywhere. To many red blooded american voters may publicly say that they don't like porn but behind closed doors its a different story. She is probly on a tube site right now with a vibrator in one hand and a mouse in the other.

The thing is there are scenarios out there where should could win the republican nomination. more than half of the first 20 states to have primary elections are bible belt states. If Plain doesn't run, Bachman will be the candidate of choice for many evangelicals. If she wins a fair number of those states and does well enough it could knock many of the other candidates out. I could see a situation where she could do well enough that it basically comes down to her and Romney after Super Tuesday. Romney would then have to decide if he wanted to commit enough money to stick around for another month or so when the voting switches to the more progressive states where he had the advantage. If he did that he would likely kick her ass, but if he did really badly in the bible belt he may decide it isn't worth it and bail.

Likely she would get stomped by Obama who currently leads her in a head to head poll by almost 20 points, but you never know what the voters out there might decide to do.

Petra 07-08-2011 02:10 AM

Well, banning all forms of porn will go down about as well as the Prohibition did.

slavdogg 07-08-2011 04:05 AM

banning pornography is like banning abortion.
Supreme Courts have already ruled on that, and thus its a decided law of the land.

With that said, i support some dude named Herman for Prez
http://www.hermancain.com/

Chosen 07-08-2011 04:41 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 18268105)
This is why you shouldn't sniff glue.

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:1orglaugh

SallyRand 07-08-2011 04:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Socks (Post 18268096)
She is fucking serious out there batshit crazy.

http://thinkprogress.org/politics/20...n-pornography/

Batshit crazy indeed but neither political party has even a modicum of respect for the hard-won and constitutionally guarranteed civil rights of Americans. The Religious Right is one of the greatest dangers this country faces as is the Far Left, which would limit Free Speech just as much but in different ways.

The Two Party system is broken and cannot be repaired. A third party, in fact couple of new parties would go a long way toward fixing the country but the Big Two will do everything in their power to prevent the growth of new parties.

The Republican and Democrat parties now are only self-sustaining monsters, like sci-fi blobs feeeding on the population and ever growing.

Shey 07-08-2011 05:05 AM

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Originally Posted by ********** (Post 18268128)
Lol!

Have you seen her Husband? He is a "doctor" (who took stimulus money from President Obama btw), who's main practice is to convert gays into straight people. It's only a matter of time until he's caught doing something...

What does he do, fuck twinks straight?

martinsc 07-08-2011 05:10 AM

fucked up.....

Cherry7 07-08-2011 05:47 AM

"innocent fruit of conjugal intimacy"

Must try and use that as a title to a movie....

V_RocKs 07-08-2011 05:51 AM

She very well could be our next president.

Caligari 07-08-2011 06:02 AM

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Originally Posted by ********** (Post 18268128)
Lol!

Have you seen her Husband? He is a "doctor" (who took stimulus money from President Obama btw), who's main practice is to convert gays into straight people. It's only a matter of time until he's caught doing something...

...like cornholing one of his "gay patients" in the examination room. :1orglaugh

PR_Glen 07-08-2011 06:19 AM

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Originally Posted by V_RocKs (Post 18268391)
She very well could be our next president.

no she couldn't...

Tom_PM 07-08-2011 06:33 AM

It's hard to muster the energy to comment on such a wingnut. But I'll say that if her supporters wanted her to sign a pledge declaring that being black is a choice and nobody is born black, she'd sign it with a straight face and an argument from "history" to back it up.

Barry-xlovecam 07-08-2011 06:43 AM

There are two Jokers in every deck of cards ... Everyone loves a political clown and the drama they create. Usually, the American voter does not vote for the clowns but sometimes they do ...

http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/J/D/bush_bozo.jpg

spazlabz 07-08-2011 06:51 AM

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the innocent fruit of conjugal intimacy
DAMN that is hot sales text! I am fapping to the thought!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

directfiesta 07-08-2011 07:29 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Tom (Post 18268455)
It's hard to muster the energy to comment on such a wingnut. But I'll say that if her supporters wanted her to sign a pledge declaring that being black is a choice and nobody is born black, she'd sign it with a straight face and an argument from "history" to back it up.

.. and some supporters would go to edit/modify a Wikipedia page to match her saying ... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Sophie Delancey 07-08-2011 08:02 AM

Everything about that is horrifying. I weep for the future.

adult-help 07-08-2011 08:12 AM

only in america. usa has crazier religious nuts than in most Arabic countries..

bronco67 07-08-2011 08:17 AM

She just lost almost all of her potential votes.

Maybe 2% of the population will admit they like porn, but 99% actually like it.

Chris GAMBA 07-08-2011 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by slavdogg (Post 18268286)
banning pornography is like banning abortion.
Supreme Courts have already ruled on that, and thus its a decided law of the land.

With that said, i support some dude named Herman for Prez


Except that you can't get free abortions on the internet! (yet) A number of states are very close to banning abortion already.

I really hope you are kidding about Herman Cain! He's just as much of an ignorant hate monger as Bachman and Palin.

MaDalton 07-08-2011 09:50 AM

i wonder if that would be good for my business if she wins...

EthnicLover 07-08-2011 10:08 AM

She is more beat off material for middle age white Republicans.

Add Palin and you have a Republican's dream.

DWB 07-08-2011 10:47 AM

Amazing how someone this bat shit crazy can make it as far as she has.

MovieMaster 07-08-2011 10:56 AM

People said same shit about bush outlawing porn and never came to pass...

It wont happen...

icymelon 07-08-2011 10:58 AM

very mistake a conservative with less government

DaddyHalbucks 07-08-2011 11:01 AM

I love her, but when she gets into all of those conservative social positions, I think she goes way too far.

jigg 07-08-2011 11:02 AM

what the fuck happened to freedom and respecting the constituion and smaller government?

Kenny B! 07-08-2011 11:06 AM

Bitches be crazy!

I was going to say that it's amazing how someone this bat shit crazy can make it as far as she has, dwb beat me to it!

SL|M! 07-08-2011 01:02 PM

what happened to all that government staying out of our lives lingo?

slavdogg 07-08-2011 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Chris GAMBA (Post 18268966)
Except that you can't get free abortions on the internet! (yet) A number of states are very close to banning abortion already.

I really hope you are kidding about Herman Cain! He's just as much of an ignorant hate monger as Bachman and Palin.

i dont know if a state can ban abortion. But if a state chooses to, i have no problem with that. I'm all for states exercising their own rights given to them under the constitution.

All i know is what Supreme COurts have rules confirming you to have a choice to have an abortion if you so choose. In addition current supreme court chief Roberts publicly stated that it's a decided law of the land. Case closed.

slavdogg 07-08-2011 01:37 PM

isnt it funny when a conservative woman or a black men run for Prez.
Liberals start crying like little bitches.
I thought liberals were for diversity and affirmative action and women's rights and all the good stuff.

kane 07-08-2011 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by slavdogg (Post 18269556)
isnt it funny when a conservative woman or a black men run for Prez.
Liberals start crying like little bitches.
I thought liberals were for diversity and affirmative action and women's rights and all the good stuff.

They are. But they are not for women that want to take away affirmative action and women's rights.

Palin found that out in the last election. When she was selected to run with McCain she gave a speech that basically made it sound like all of the Hilary supporters now had someone to vote for and found out that the voters don't just support any candidate with a vagina.


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