The smelly Vagina of Death @ Content shoot. Story inside.
 

Well, we did a shoot today and ended up calling it off due to a case of smelly Vag.:throwup

I woke up around 8:30am with a Picture Text message from one who wanted some content shot today. It was a new client in for the money, she was hot and down so i gladly accepted. I went ahead and forwarded the Received pictures to a few studs in town hoping to get a reply from at least one of them. I started to get replies and they ALL wanted a piece and there wasn't enough to go around. She originally wanted to fuck as a pair but we ended up doing a 3 sum scene cause she couldn't choose which one she wanted to do.

So the guy's didn't have a ride so i ended up meeting them in a Best Buy shopping center which worked out great because i needed to buy a new power supply for my child the same day. Around 9:45am i got dressed and drove over to Best Buy and bought my Rocketfish Gaming 500watt Power supply with blue LEDS and other amzing shit added on( Which is fucking amazing and works/looks great!) The chick who checked me out at the counter was actually an ex gf from a longgg time ago. I actually lost my Virginity to her when i was a kid. So we chatted a bit till i looked at the clock and headed outside to wait for the studs. Well sure enough they were already there and ready to go (already in my car) before i had a chance to say goodmorning :1orglaugh. So we confirmed the time with her and headed to my Studio home to meet the Female.

Around 11am she drove up and was as ready as the studs were, they took a few min to chug a beer ( they said beer would allow them to last longer) and we began rolling. Everything was working out perfectly for a good 6 or 7 min. She gave awesome head, talked dirty and was everything anyone would want behind their camera till stud number 2 came in to undress and eat some pussy. Well, that didn't fucking last long..

He started removing her red skirt and leg net shit when i behind the camera thought i smelled it. He didn't seem to notice it, how he didn't i don't know so i thought maybe he was into that kinda shit so i kept rolling. After the panties came off and he went down that was the end of it. He said STOP right at the 11 inch mark up before contact and they both stopped and looked at me directly in the eyes. I shook my head like i was disappointed and stopped rolling. Of course i asked what the problem was which i already knew and he said "Her pussy smells like a mixture of Shit, period blood, fishfood (the flakey ones i feed to my African Cichlids) and dead crab with a cover up smell of lavender flower scent. I laughed cause it was so accurate in smell the way he described it and asked her to go shower if we wished to continue. Well she said all she needs to do it wipe and all 3 of them agreed. Well what a fucking idea cause the smell seeped everywhere after that. Anyone who touched that towel would smell like a 4 day fish camping trip. That didn't work so she took a shower.

Dude even the shower didn't even remove that scent, it was so strong and potent that the studs thought it was some sort of STD and refused to have sex with this beautiful little lady. She said it was from leaving a tampon in for to long when she was on her period. So i packed up the camera and called it quits. She just walked out the door half naked and all 3 of us watched her get dressed in the driveway. A few min later i got a text message saying how big of an asshole i was because she didn't get any dick and oh how she was looking forward to getting some. She didn't apologize about the smell or anything. Said my business was a joke and said i lost future clients who were friends of hers.

So here is the funny part of the story, the guys end up jerking off on the couch to porn videos we shot the day before. After they spooged all over my new couch they decided to get dressed. The fucking towel she used to wipe the putrid Vagina of Death was laying on top of both their shirts. 1 stud puked in his mouth and it squirted out a bit on this jeans because he went to smell the shirt of death. I was laughing my fucking ass off at the time because it was the funniest most fucked up shit i have ever encountered in the industry(next to efukt.com). So i had them wash the shirts in my sink cause that shit wasn't getting inside my car. The water and laundry detergent made the smell worse. It was so bad that we didn't even get out of the driveway to take them home.

We got out of the car and headed back inside so i could give them new clothes to wear home. When we walked inside i noticed the whole fucking house smells like the vagina of death. We ended up burning the towel along with the clothes in a burn barrel i had outback. Believe it or not, the Vagina of Deaths scent still masked the burnt clothing while it burnt into nothing. So imagine the Vagina of Deaths musk in detail then add a camping fire smell. So it reeked of Shit, period blood, fishfood flakes, dead crab with a cover up smell of lavender flower scent and burnt firewood.

This was the most fucked up experience i have ever ventured into, what caused the scent of the Vagina of Death is still unknown. But i will honestly say i will never be calling her back again. I did send the contact information to a family doctor who had mad skills with Vagina in a text message to her. I didn't get a reply back form her, maybe she thought i was being an asshole. But that is something that she should have checked out for sure.

The Vagina of Death ruined a good day.:Oh crap

TL;DR version: nobody cares

nice imagination.

:)
 

It was a classic.

no picture = not true

Lost interest around your trip to bestbuy.

That's fucked up... On the other hand, I'm reading the thing and thinking to myself that the entire way you go about shooting is fucked up. Walk in off the street and start fucking and shooting? Weird.

There is nothing worse and more of a turn off than smelly dead snapper

yeah lets see some pics of the shoot. ive ran into some stinky ones. Man i was eating my purple cow reading this i almost didn't finish it.

that's some funny shit!

I had to laugh at the part that when she didn't get work because of her pussy she immediately proceeded to tell you how bad your business was and how she won't recommend her friends to work for you.
I cry bullshit but a funny story.

Video coming soon

She probably had gonorrhea or something cause that shit will make the pussy reek

cant wait to see pics of this girl.

I hooked up with a girl a while ago who I brought back to my place. we were sitting on the couch having a drink (this is after the bars) and i could smell her from a few feet away. I thought it was just her clothes.

Went into the bedroom, took of her pants and WOW that shit was strong. I asked her if she wanted to shower but she said she doesnt like going to bed with a wet head. I was half loaded and told her I was out of condoms just as an excuse, but she wanted to go on anyway... I got out of it, but my room stank for days after that and i knew EXACTLY what you meant by that shit + fishfood smell lol

do you have any footage of this going down? it would make for some good blooper content.

do you always hang out with your buddies and jerk off together?

what's that all about? I woke up, I ate breakfast, I called mom?

you should write a trashy porn novel. hope that girl is ok. and she sees a doctor

So you shot a couples scene without making the models take a shower immediately before the shoot.

How long have you been doing this, was this your first shoot?

Hohoho what a story! This is really something I hope I will never ever experience in my life.

funny shit

but where are the videos and pics of the studs beating off?! Show em :winkwink:

funny story, ...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

can't wait to see the video. i heard that smell means she's a total slut. which isn't bad, but she's dirty and most likely has an STD. the guys were smart enough not to hit that shit...

thanks.. that was gross.. :Oh crap

I'm proud to be your GFY friend, malboroack ...

No photos no video did not happen.

Glad my dreams are nicer than yours.

"the guys end up jerking off on the couch to porn videos we shot the day before"

lol wut

Very similar experience happened on a bangbros shoot I was on. We called the smell "badoucey"

Dugmor fucked her!

Is Dugmor the same person as Dugan, that redhead pimproll doode that KB slapped?

I'm calling shenanigans. And you don't make your models shower or clean up or do make-up at all? You just get a bunch of people together in a room and film them fucking and shot-gunning beers?

I've never seen your content so I'm not going to judge. You could be shooting for a natural theme.

I don't think any producers I've ever seen make the talent shower - it's expected that they will shower either before or quickly when they get to set - but no one goes around smelling vaginas before the camera rolls. Cameras record audio and video, not smell.

And what does makeup have to do with this?

Paul, here in the US it is not common for models to shower before the scene. it's expected of the models to show up clean and in the vast majority of cases they do... I do offer the girls a douche though with the recomendation that they 'clean the kitty'. I would not use a boy 'again' that showed up needing a shower. :2 cents:

great story, could have left out the part about the dudes beating off on your couch. The story went pretty smooth up until that point.

p.s. the stench is probably a really bad yeast infection

oh no.... see aim closed and now smelly vaginas are on the loose! lol

That's a good description of what menstruating vaginas smell like. I always thought "fish guts," but fish food is pretty good too. Dead crab is spot on.