Rasist jokes. Lets hear them.
 

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Beetle?

Two in the front, three in the back, and all the rest in the ashtray.

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

Neighbor.

What do you call the moisture between two white trash people having sex?

Relative humidity.

Why doesn't Mexico ever win gold in the Olympics?

Their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in the U.S.

What's the difference between a fridge and a homo?

A fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out of it.

What you got?

Btw i meant Racist jokes :P

What do you call a guy with his hand up a camels ass?

An Afghani mechanic.

How do you know if a Asian robbed your house?

Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he's is still trying to back out of your driveway.

What do urine samples and Canadian beer have in common?
The taste. cha-ching :pimp

What do American beer and making love in a canoe have in common?
They're both fucking close to water.

My beer joke was better. :1orglaugh

I'm sure you know it from experience :1orglaugh :drinkup :drinkup

Your last joke isn't a racist one lol...

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night??


Drop it nigga!

I'm not a racist guy btw, have black friends and they told me that joke.

What does a Fat woman, and a brick have in common?

Sooner or later they'll both get laid by a Mexican...

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A fat racist and a skinny racist jump off a cliff. Who wins? Society

*****

How many racists does it take to change a light bulb? None, racists hate being enlightened.

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Scientists have found the cause of sickle cell anemia ... licking food stamps.


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nigga please!

Lol awesome.

Lighten up.

Now you seem like an okay guy, because you can see spelling mistakes and correct them quickly.

racism = lack of self esteem ... and a reason for a ban ... when will you learn that skin color has NOTHING to do with a persons temper/ego etc ... :(

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

and your color?

I'm not racist, I jerk off to Black and Asian girls all the time.


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Wha? He's the only one in this thread who has told racist jokes.

are homosexuals a race now?

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cept it makes no sense since canadian beer is awesome.

what does any of that have to do with a good joke.

funny you should mention that joke on the challenger space shuttle anniversary , because thats when i originally heard it, cept it was " how many astronauts can nasa fit in a vw"

A Cowboy, an Indian, and a Negro are at the typical fireside racial joke setting.

The Indians says: "Once we were many strong warrior, but now we are weak and few."

The Negro says: "Sheeeeeit nigga! Dat ain't nothin. Once we were few and now we are many STRONG BLACK BROTHAS!"

Cowboy: "That's because we haven't played Cowboys and Negros yet."

Q) What happens to a jew with a hardon if he runs into a wall ?

A) He breaks his nose.

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Q) how do you know a jew lives next door ?

A) wet toilet paper on the clothesline

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Q) What is the difference between a jew and a canoe ?

A) sometimes a canoe tips

A Mexican, a Russian, and an American are at the campfire setting as above.

The Mexican pulls out a bottle of Tequila, takes a swig, throws the bottle in the air, and shoots it. The others look at him like WTF? Then he says: "We have much Tequila where I come from."

The Russian nods and pulls out a bottle of Vodka, takes a swig, throws the bottle up and shoots it. "Where I come from, there is much Vodka!"

The American laughs, pulls out a bottle of Jack Daniels, takes a swig, draws his gun, and shoots the Mexican.

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Okay:

How do you know you're a racist motherfucking idiot?
You spell 'racist' 'rasist'.

:)

Share some more. Me and the fam are laughing our asses off.

Q: Why do black people only have nightmares?
A: Because the last one to have a dream was shot

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Q: What is the best part of an Etheopian blowjob?
A: You know she will swallow.


Not racist but wrong;

A little boy with no arms goes up to a icecream truck and asks the icecream man for an icecream. "What flavour would you like?" asked the man and the little boy replied "I dont care what fucking flavour it is I'm going to drop it anyway!"


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What's the difference between a microwave and a homo?

A microwave won't brown your meat.

A couple for the casino indians...

Q: Why aren't there any Indians on Star Trek?
A: In the future they still don't have jobs...

Q: How do you piss off an Indian?
A: Hide his welfare check under his work boots...

One for the 7-11 indians...

Two Indian immigrants are chatting over coffee after having lived in Canada for a year each. Eventually the conversation leads to who of the two has adapted better to life in Canada, and which of the two they feel have been better accepted by Canadians in general. Obviously, both feel as though they have done a better job than the other. So they make a bet, and in one year's time they will revisit the bet and decide which of the two is more Canadian.

A year later the first guy steps up and says "I watch every Toronto Maple Leafs game, I love maple syrup on my pancakes, I drink Molson Canadian beer, and I love the noble beaver..."

The second guy shakes his head and says "Fucking Paki..."

Crazy Ernie sez: "I'm not a racist ... I never go to NASCAR."

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Why did god create orgasms?
So nigga know when to stop.

wtf with the forum

type n i g g e r s without space.,

it gets replaced.

Don't try make this jokes with Thai.. they dont fight, they simple slice you with the knife instead.

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They just dicoverd a new ape race in Thailand, now the population shrinked by 80%.

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What does the monkeys in the caves in Krabi and the bar girls have in common ?

Both can wait countless hours for nuts and bananas.