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Barefootsies 12-30-2010 09:56 PM

8 reasons you wouldn?t really want to date a porn star
 
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Look, I should first say that I don?t have any problem with Internet pornography or adult film actresses. There is a very substantial list of reasons why dating a porn actress would possibly be one of the most awesome things to happen in your life. For starters, you can get that ?My other ride is a porn star? bumper sticker you always wanted to slap on your Jetta! And I?m sure there are other (mind-blowing) things that would be make a relationship of this sort both exciting and fascinating (maybe terrifying). Yet, from a male perspective, I feel like doing so would be a burden on your sanity. There are a lot of things to consider before entering into a relationship with an adult film actress.
The countdown....

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I can think of a few additional health reasons, not listed there.
:Oh crap

$5 submissions 12-30-2010 10:00 PM

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eroticsexxx 12-30-2010 10:50 PM

Meh, that's nothing.

After all, it's only dating. Plus, in this industry a man better not be thin skinned when he has a porn actress on his arm...especially after she does a scene with the likes of Mandingo or Lex Steele.

CybermedAndy 12-30-2010 10:52 PM

The sheer number of fights it would generate would be the only real thing that would steer me away

adult-help 12-30-2010 11:14 PM

you need 8 reasons? dating someone that gets dicks from other guys sticked in her on a daily basis is reason enough not to date them..and i just couldn't force myself to kiss a girl on lips that had ass to mouth and cum on the same lips in the morning from some random guy..

Spunky 12-30-2010 11:16 PM

Porn stars intimidate me

carzygirls 12-30-2010 11:55 PM

because their feet have been where no man has?

stever 12-31-2010 12:01 AM

all if not most of those reasons can be summed up into just one

because she is a porn star

Machete_ 12-31-2010 12:07 AM

Herpes HSV-2

:2 cents:

Mr Happy 12-31-2010 12:36 AM

90% of porn stars are complete bi-polar drug addicts ala METH! that should be the number one reason.

cam_girls 12-31-2010 12:46 AM

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No guy ever wants to ask, “Hey Beautiful, what did you do at work today?” and hear “An entire football team.” That talk your girlfriend has about the bitchy girl in her office is annoying, certainly. But it probably can’t compare to hearing your porn star girlfriend talking about how she can’t see out of her right eye due to Johnny Sinz’s errant aim.

I'm a good listener!

Grapesoda 12-31-2010 03:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 17810214)
The countdown....

FULL ARTICLE

I can think of a few additional health reasons, not listed there.
:Oh crap

pretty much all bullshit

Paul&John 12-31-2010 03:51 AM

She will have award shows and film openings that you will have to go to

lol

brassmonkey 12-31-2010 06:49 AM

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Originally Posted by adult-help (Post 17810332)
you need 8 reasons? dating someone that gets dicks from other guys sticked in her on a daily basis is reason enough not to date them..and i just couldn't force myself to kiss a girl on lips that had ass to mouth and cum on the same lips in the morning from some random guy..

human crispy cream :1orglaugh

CaptainHowdy 12-31-2010 06:57 AM

I'm sure pornstars aren't exactly into "dating"...

BlueWave 12-31-2010 08:14 AM

I'm thinking the hardest part about dating a porn star would be having to explain what she does for a living to Mom and Dad when they invite us over a casual Sunday dinner.

I'm thinking Dad might be "understanding" of the situation. But Mom, mmmm not so much...

seeandsee 12-31-2010 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 17810214)
The countdown....

FULL ARTICLE

I can think of a few additional health reasons, not listed there.
:Oh crap

and cum leftovers can be seen sometimes on her :)

SteveHardeman 12-31-2010 10:17 AM

Most girls have done everything MOST porn girls have done. Granted, they may have not taken 20 black cocks in her ass but unless they're part of a very small minority, they've all sucked a dick, got cum in their mouths, swallowed someone's jizz, taken a facial, probably at least gave anal a shot to see if they'd like it. All before you made them your gf. You may not want to think about it but they've most likely done it.

Only difference between a gf and a pornstar is that your buddies don't have a video documentary of your gf doing all those things. :-)

BlackCrayon 12-31-2010 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by SteveHardeman (Post 17811070)
Most girls have done everything MOST porn girls have done. Granted, they may have not taken 20 black cocks in her ass but unless they're part of a very small minority, they've all sucked a dick, got cum in their mouths, swallowed someone's jizz, taken a facial, probably at least gave anal a shot to see if they'd like it. All before you made them your gf. You may not want to think about it but they've most likely done it.

Only difference between a gf and a pornstar is that your buddies don't have a video documentary of your gf doing all those things. :-)

the difference would be that pornstars do that on a weekly basis (its means nothing to them) were as most 'regular' girls might do it only once in their lives or a few times a year (its a bigger deal for them), depending on the girl of course.

Rangermoore 12-31-2010 10:38 AM

I don't like glazed donuts...

Cyandin 12-31-2010 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by SteveHardeman (Post 17811070)

Only difference between a gf and a pornstar is that your buddies don't have a video documentary of your gf doing all those things. :-)

QFT :thumbsup

Davy 12-31-2010 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by BlueWave (Post 17810843)
I'm thinking the hardest part about dating a porn star would be having to explain what she does for a living to Mom and Dad when they invite us over a casual Sunday dinner.

I'm thinking Dad might be "understanding" of the situation. But Mom, mmmm not so much...

What - are you 15? Or why do you care what your parents think of your girlfriend...

JFK 12-31-2010 11:33 AM

You ask yourself, ?I wonder how many of these people have slept with my girlfriend? and then an hour later you have that question is passionately answered on a 30 foot movie screen as a room full of people watch and cheer the screams of your one-and-only in the throws of passion with one or several strangers. Not a fun prospect.

Ah, who the hell cares!! You only go around once in this life, right? **

:1orglaugh:thumbsup

spazlabz 12-31-2010 11:47 AM

Funniest part of that article for me was the author's bio :) :)

brandonstills 12-31-2010 01:40 PM

Having dated a porn star before I would say that none of those things were a concern. The only thing that went through my mind was the risk of any STD. Herpes is the only one you really need to worry about because the others are temporary and cured with antibiotics.

TiffanyTyler 12-31-2010 01:53 PM

I could have come up with a much better list of reasons if they were only going to count 8 of them lol

The Ghost 12-31-2010 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 17811096)
the difference would be that pornstars do that on a weekly basis (its means nothing to them) were as most 'regular' girls might do it only once in their lives or a few times a year (its a bigger deal for them), depending on the girl of course.


Glad I don't know any regular girls. They sound incredibly boring.

SomeCreep 12-31-2010 02:36 PM

Pornstar chicks are bat shit crazy. I've never met one that didn't live a completely chaotic lifestyle.

{Psycho} 12-31-2010 02:49 PM

Great article

Why shall u date a girl thats been drilled by few hundreds before :)

Mr Happy 12-31-2010 03:01 PM

as I said they are mostly bi-polar nut jobs. and most of them love and live for METH

VikingMan 12-31-2010 05:00 PM

yeah "the herp" is the major risk, but if you already have it I guess it is a moot issue

BlackCrayon 01-01-2011 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by The Ghost (Post 17811428)
Glad I don't know any regular girls. They sound incredibly boring.

hey, you're living in a dream world. you might of forgotten but there is a large segment of the population where people go to work every day, might have time for sex a couple times a week, etc. if you'd prefer to hang around psycho drug addicts who were molested and now do the most bizarre sex acts in a futile attempt to own their sexuality from the monsters who controlled it when they were kids, have at it.

HandballJim 01-01-2011 11:22 AM

diseases that are still in incubation :(

The Ghost 01-01-2011 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 17812464)
hey, you're living in a dream world. you might of forgotten but there is a large segment of the population where people go to work every day, might have time for sex a couple times a week, etc. if you'd prefer to hang around psycho drug addicts who were molested and now do the most bizarre sex acts in a futile attempt to own their sexuality from the monsters who controlled it when they were kids, have at it.

I am living in a dream world :)

soopamanluva 01-01-2011 12:53 PM

I dont date porn stars, i just fuck them ;)

eroticsexxx 01-01-2011 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by soopamanluva (Post 17812586)
I dont date porn stars, i just fuck them ;)

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Rangermoore 01-01-2011 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by brandonstills (Post 17811374)
Having dated a porn star before I would say that none of those things were a concern. The only thing that went through my mind was the risk of any STD. Herpes is the only one you really need to worry about because the others are temporary and cured with antibiotics.

Your wrong.. When did HIV get cured?:2 cents:

The Porn Nerd 01-02-2011 01:16 AM

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RyuLion 01-02-2011 01:29 AM

Complain, complain, complain, etc..

moeloubani 01-02-2011 01:35 AM

#9. Weird dudes may have paid her to do fucked up shit to her feet. Really weird guys.


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