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8 reasons you wouldn?t really want to date a porn star
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FULL ARTICLE I can think of a few additional health reasons, not listed there. :Oh crap |
great blog :)
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Meh, that's nothing.
After all, it's only dating. Plus, in this industry a man better not be thin skinned when he has a porn actress on his arm...especially after she does a scene with the likes of Mandingo or Lex Steele. |
The sheer number of fights it would generate would be the only real thing that would steer me away
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you need 8 reasons? dating someone that gets dicks from other guys sticked in her on a daily basis is reason enough not to date them..and i just couldn't force myself to kiss a girl on lips that had ass to mouth and cum on the same lips in the morning from some random guy..
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Porn stars intimidate me
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because their feet have been where no man has?
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all if not most of those reasons can be summed up into just one
because she is a porn star |
Herpes HSV-2
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90% of porn stars are complete bi-polar drug addicts ala METH! that should be the number one reason.
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She will have award shows and film openings that you will have to go to
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I'm sure pornstars aren't exactly into "dating"...
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I'm thinking the hardest part about dating a porn star would be having to explain what she does for a living to Mom and Dad when they invite us over a casual Sunday dinner.
I'm thinking Dad might be "understanding" of the situation. But Mom, mmmm not so much... |
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Most girls have done everything MOST porn girls have done. Granted, they may have not taken 20 black cocks in her ass but unless they're part of a very small minority, they've all sucked a dick, got cum in their mouths, swallowed someone's jizz, taken a facial, probably at least gave anal a shot to see if they'd like it. All before you made them your gf. You may not want to think about it but they've most likely done it.
Only difference between a gf and a pornstar is that your buddies don't have a video documentary of your gf doing all those things. :-) |
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I don't like glazed donuts...
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You ask yourself, ?I wonder how many of these people have slept with my girlfriend? and then an hour later you have that question is passionately answered on a 30 foot movie screen as a room full of people watch and cheer the screams of your one-and-only in the throws of passion with one or several strangers. Not a fun prospect.
Ah, who the hell cares!! You only go around once in this life, right? ** :1orglaugh:thumbsup |
Funniest part of that article for me was the author's bio :) :)
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Having dated a porn star before I would say that none of those things were a concern. The only thing that went through my mind was the risk of any STD. Herpes is the only one you really need to worry about because the others are temporary and cured with antibiotics.
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I could have come up with a much better list of reasons if they were only going to count 8 of them lol
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Glad I don't know any regular girls. They sound incredibly boring. |
Pornstar chicks are bat shit crazy. I've never met one that didn't live a completely chaotic lifestyle.
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Great article
Why shall u date a girl thats been drilled by few hundreds before :) |
as I said they are mostly bi-polar nut jobs. and most of them love and live for METH
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yeah "the herp" is the major risk, but if you already have it I guess it is a moot issue
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diseases that are still in incubation :(
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I dont date porn stars, i just fuck them ;)
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#9: Being posted on GFY by 'footsies.
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Complain, complain, complain, etc..
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#9. Weird dudes may have paid her to do fucked up shit to her feet. Really weird guys.
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