Looking for a Full-time Position - Writer/Webmaster/Junior Developer
 

After two educational years in the online adult industry as a freelance web developer and affiliate marketer, I'm ready for a full-time position with a company that requires a multi-talented employee that's eager to contribute to existing or planned ventures. Instead of long blocks of text, I've opted to organize this post as an FAQ.

Why are you posting this on Christmas of all days?

I am online and working just about every single day, holidays included, and I'm certain that there are employers who would appreciate that caliber of dedication.

What relevant skills do you possess?

I have excellent communication skills, both written and oral, that allow me to quickly and effectively handle support issues, create reports or presentations that are easy to understand, and construct promotional text for applications such as product reviews and announcements. I can also program at a junior-developer level using PHP, MySQL, and JavaScript. With XHTML and CSS, I can construct table-less layouts that are W3C valid and cross-browser compatible. Although I don't have a strong background in creating graphics, I have an intermediate-level command of Photoshop. I also have experience using and modifying open-source PHP web applications like Wordpress.

Can I see samples of your work?

Of course! My contact information is at the end of this post and I'd be more than happy to show you whatever you'd like to see.

What niches are you comfortable working with?

I'm pretty comfortable with all niches, excluding the more extreme stuff like urophilia and coprophilia.

When will you be available to start?

As soon as you'd like me to.

How can I get in touch with you?

My email address is [email protected] and my ICQ number is 418194907. I usually come online at around 8 or 9 am and stay online into the late night.

I don't want to hire you, but I want to troll your thread. Can I?

Sure, just as long as you keep it bumped.


Thanks for reading, and I hope to speak with you soon! :thumbsup

bump for a great worker, I know this cat and he's dedicated

good luck dude!!!!

Bump for you Roy!

what rate are you looking for

Thanks man, I greatly appreciate the compliment. :thumbsup

Right on dude, thanks!

Thanks Josh, Merry Xmas to you and your family!

Hi Niktamer, I'd love to discuss the specifics with you over ICQ or through email. Please keep in mind that I'm an American and my salary requests will reflect the cost of living here.

Likewise man!

who did you work for?

can you show some examples of your coding work

Hi EscortBiz, in the past two years I've been fortunate enough to work for some really cool webmasters and programs. I'll get in touch with you through ICQ and give you a quick run down on who I've done work for and what those tasks involved. :thumbsup

Sure thing, dissipate. Do you have an ICQ number or email that I can use to get in touch with you?

Cochese, is that you?
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Contacting you now. :thumbsup

Great talking to you guys, thanks! :thumbsup

Not much people looking for a new job on Christmas I think...

Probably not, but if it helps me stand out, then I'm all for it. :)

a bump for you

goodluck bro

merry xmas!

Sands is currently helping me with some graphical work for FREE right now, as I absolutely suck with design skills. He actually offered the help to me in another thread and I didn't even have to ask for it, he reached out to me! I would call that a stand-up guy. Oh and did I mention it's Christmas and he's helping me out with all of this? Who else is working late night on Xmas? The guy knows his stuff and obviously would be a valuable asset to those who may need him.

Based off of this I will be hiring him for my next project, too.

Bump for you my man. I'm sure you won't be looking for long.

Someone showed me a blog a few months back that Sands wrote the posts for, and it really blew me away. Shit just read through some of his posts on here and you will laugh your ass off. He is a really funny, creative guy...

good worker Sands is, hes done lots of work for me, and fast results.

Thanks Tony, Happy Holidays :)

Merry Christmas to you too, thanks for the well-wishes! :thumbsup

You're a solid dude, Jayvis, and I'm glad I could lend you a hand. Thank you for the kind words! :thumbsup

I'm really glad you enjoyed the posts, man. I really enjoy writing, especially when I get to bust loose with my sense of humor. Thank you for the kind words, and I hope you're having a fun holiday!

You've been one of my earliest and best clients, and I really do appreciate it. Thanks for the endorsement, and I'll see you on IRC. :)

Bump for the whore!

One last bump before I head to bed. Thanks everyone! :thumbsup

Edit: You are the one who is a whore!

Bump for Roy! He's a great guy :)

Another bump for you.

Thanks Irina! I hope you're having a fun Christmas/New Years!

Thanks for the bump!

I've had Sands handle some small work for me in the past. His work was always on time and he actually cared that it was done well. Based on that, I'd recommend him to any future employer.

I am going to make this bump for you

Hey Sands I will hit you up today.. I may be able to keep you busy :)

Thanks Relentless, I appreciate the recommendation and have a happy New Years! :thumbsup

Hell yeah dude, thanks! :thumbsup

Busy is good! You create stunning designs and I look forward to working with you. :thumbsup

Bump for one of my favorite ICQ humorists. Always able to cheer me up. :thumbsup

G'luck, Sands!

Where are you located?

Aww, thanks Ananda! :)

Hi Jon! I live in New York. Long Island, specifically. :thumbsup

Bumping this up :)

bump for sands

good lick on your hunt sands...

any company would benefit from having you as an employee..

Thanks Tony!

Thanks marketsmart, I appreciate the kind words. I'll hit you up this weekend to chat about some stuff. :thumbsup

Bump for you man. Good luck!