So this mysterious box shows up at our office with Juicy's name on it.... (pics)
 

So I get this mysterious brown box at the office today from Juicy D Links. :helpme

http://www.pancakesandporn.com/fleshlight/1.jpg


Considering it's from Juicy I'm scared :party-smi


After the bomb sniffing dog clears the box, I open it slowly.... and as expected the first thing that pops out of the box is a penis :ugone2far

http://www.pancakesandporn.com/fleshlight/2.jpg

Now with the box fully open I see there is more then just rubber dicks... :banana

http://www.pancakesandporn.com/fleshlight/3.jpg

http://www.pancakesandporn.com/fleshlight/4.jpg

http://www.pancakesandporn.com/fleshlight/5.jpg


Big thanks to Juicy, Todd and the guys at Fleshlight :thumbsup

Christmas came early for the office I was Santa :xmas-smil22

Ice played Sinta Clause in the office, I got a good one, thanx Juicy

Fantastic!

Dammit Juicy.. where's my care package?

NIiiiiiice! I want a penis and a fleshlight!

I bet he tested them all first.

quality control!

I'm guessing you get packages like that all the time - with cocks hanging out.

One time at the Lightspeed Cash studio we got package that was ticking. Steve refused to open it and he made me open it "out back". I forget who it was from, but it was full of live lobsters.

jesus you guys must love jacking off that's alot of fleshlights. What a cool gift.

where is the boy butter??????????????? and the anal looking one?

I LOL'D!! :1orglaugh

they were going to release the "Juicy Asslight", until they realized the sleeve holder would have to be the size of a garbage can... :2 cents:

the fedex dude wanted his cut:2 cents:

http://www.timeout.com/newyork/expor...ft.service.jpg

Lensman grabbed those before I could take the pic. :Oh crap

Are going to pass it around?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

that reminds me i have a slightly used one for sale...first three inches are pretty worn out but from 3 on it's never been touched...$5 obo

Screaming Octopus !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you can work now :)

i'll give you $15 if you fill it up with your man sauce...

They have all been passed out

that for homosexual user?

does that have trans fat in it

Since when does fedex wear brown UPS uniforms. Jeezuz no wonder A.C. Slater was always nailing your girl!

No wonder none of you are working today! :1orglaugh

fuck koolaid
 

unless you want it dry and crusty you gotta pay for the express shipping out of pocket...i will only cover US Postal Service Priority Mail and your Estimated delivery will be 4-5 days:thumbsup

How do you remove semen stains?


Answer

If it's on the carpets, there is some good cleaners for that probably at wal-mart, or you can shampoo it, if it's on clothing and it's not going to come out, soak the stain in shout for two days then wash with liquid tide, give it an extra rinse to get extra soap out. The same goes for bed sheet, etc. For a matress, you can spray shout on it (not too much) and use a cloth to scrub it. Wet the cloth to remove it residue from the shout later. That's how I remove other stains, like grease and oil... it should work for that... and oh ya, it may still show up under black light unless it's cleaned well. So I've been told, hahaha. Hope I helped.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :winkwink::thumbsup

Nice carepackage :)

those are some odd looking devices, I wouldn't have know what to do with those... did they come with instructions? ......

....preferably pictorial?? :1orglaugh

That's awesome.

Good to see you still at fleshlight juicy =) was just wondering what was going on with them the other day

they still have an austin office?

I enjoy'd my fleshlight but one day it disappeared :error

[15:55] JuicyLinks Da Guido: Jack Ass (Sensation: Super Ribbed)
[15:55] JuicyLinks Da Guido: the one that looks like a guys ass
[15:55] JuicyLinks Da Guido: :-D
[15:56] Ice: Vendzilla grabbed that one

I got the one that looked like Ice's mouth, it's purdy

Vendzilla ran out of boy butter already :helpme

Juicy he needs industrial tub

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u...gh_Guy/RBB.jpg

Ice (06:50 PM) :
I am stroking it now , how do I clean this ? I came into it
Ice (06:50 PM) :
Can I use soap? What do I do?
Ice (06:51 PM) :
Fuck Eric grabbed the boy butter , wtf he just dissapeared into the bathroom
Juicy (06:51 PM) :
omg too much info

Ice just ran outside, his truck is backing up
http://www.deanindustrial.com/images/LubeTruckBack.jpg

Ice is goneeeeeeeeeee for the rest of the day


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how did a thread with such a heterosexual topic like fuckable plastic and rubber flashlights, turn so gay?

Vendzilla AND Ice can you guys tell me how to use one of those???