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Sands 08-07-2008 10:34 PM

FACT: I Could Kill You With One Punch...
 
... but I won't. I use my power for good, not evil. Unless you're evil. Then it'd be good to kill you with one punch. :2 cents:

Spunky 08-07-2008 10:39 PM

By driving the nose into the brain?

steved 08-07-2008 10:41 PM

Thank you for letting us live:thumbsup

shwsrvcs 08-07-2008 10:45 PM

but not if you knew the super secret avoidence move!

bloggingseo 08-07-2008 11:21 PM

Ok, Batman

Steve Awesome 08-07-2008 11:28 PM

Everyone from the tri-state area claims they can do that.

papill0n 08-07-2008 11:33 PM

I will hit you with my handbag bitch!

SilentKnight 08-07-2008 11:38 PM

Evil is...as evil does.

One punch doesn't stand a chance against my pyro-kinetic powers!

mrkris 08-08-2008 12:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sands (Post 14579774)
... but I won't. I use my power for good, not evil. Unless you're evil. Then it'd be good to kill you with one punch. :2 cents:

I'm going to punch you in your balls.

fallenmuffin 08-08-2008 12:02 AM

I know a guy that killed a lot of people with one punch (bowl)

bobby666 08-08-2008 12:06 AM

i can kill you just with my screwdriver

Iron Fist 08-08-2008 01:20 AM

I can kill you with my finger...

NYRangers 08-08-2008 01:26 AM

Thanks for letting us know sport. The only reason it's called strong island is because of the hairsprayed heads of the dopey chicks. Try shooting a bullet through that mess.

Nishville 08-08-2008 01:27 AM

I can kill you with my fart.

VicD 08-08-2008 01:31 AM

I can kill you with my dick

dig420 08-08-2008 01:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VicD (Post 14580185)
I can kill you with my dick

winner!

8char

Ecchi22 08-08-2008 01:53 AM

And whats so special about it? Thats old thingie. Killing with one hit isn't anything cool at all..

For example, I can kill you without even touching you :)

Ecchi22 08-08-2008 01:55 AM

Vulnerable creatures humans are.. :upsidedow

Violetta 08-08-2008 01:58 AM

id duck... :)

steved 08-08-2008 02:08 AM

I would duck and cover.

Works for nukes so why not:)

fris 08-08-2008 04:51 AM

teach us wise one

maalox 08-08-2008 07:05 AM

I don't know bud!here's a picture of my grandma and she can kill you with her middle finger!

CDSmith 08-08-2008 07:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fallenmuffin (Post 14579990)
I know a guy that killed a lot of people with one punch (bowl)

Including himself.

Now that's a guy who packed one powerful punch.

pornguy 08-08-2008 07:27 AM

You have found your true calling. Please begin your life's work asap.

GrouchyAdmin 08-08-2008 07:30 AM

Dammit. You all all of the Funyuns, didn't you?

tranza 08-08-2008 07:45 AM

Thank you so much for leave me alive!!!

Marcus Aurelius 08-08-2008 07:46 AM

Its true. he killed me with one punch...



I got better.

spunkmister 08-08-2008 07:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VicD (Post 14580185)
I can kill you with my dick

got Aids?

dered1 08-08-2008 07:52 AM

You are not the only one who can kill with one punch...but the others don't tell :))

Anphibius 08-08-2008 07:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 14579790)
By driving the nose into the brain?

http://www.impawards.com/1991/poster..._boy_scout.jpg

MakingItPay 08-08-2008 07:55 AM

There is a good chance I could revive the punched person with my CPR skills. :)

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 08-08-2008 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 14579790)
By driving the nose into the brain?

Can't happen... The cartiledge in your nose is to soft to puncture the brain... And the bone structure there will not shard off.... :winkwink:


Now you can however damage someone brain if you punch them hard enough right between the eyes... But it is more long term damage versus instant death... And you have to hit real hard, know how to retract and when to make the force echo through there skull into there brain..

CDSmith 08-08-2008 08:46 AM

A hard enough punch directly to the throat can certainly cause death.

I don't know about instant, but soon. :D

96ukssob 08-08-2008 08:46 AM

a solid shot to the temple could kill someone by crushing parts of the brain and veins that will lead to internal bleeding.

as well, a good hit to the neck could cripple someones trachea and cause suffocation

so its possible to die with one punch... thats why i never leave my house! :1orglaugh

Vendzilla 08-08-2008 08:56 AM

this is why I have guns

hankphone 08-08-2008 09:31 AM

?
 
http://www.gocollegiate.com/editor/U...k%20norris.jpg
:321GFY

minddust 08-08-2008 09:34 AM

... and your bragging on internet. Strong girl...

Andy CHOOPA 08-08-2008 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve Awesome (Post 14579914)
Everyone from the tri-state area claims they can do that.

Lol, and yes its true we all can. Its in the water.

SykkBoy 08-08-2008 09:46 AM

a punch to the face just isn't as poetic as a crescent wrench to the back of the skull though....

Sands 08-08-2008 12:22 PM

Kicks too. I could kill you with one kick.


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