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TimCase 04-07-2008 07:04 PM

Do Real Men Change Poopy Diapers?
 
Mike South tells me no way.

I have a ten-month-old, and I've probably changed more dirty diapers in my life than nearly every stripper I know who has kids (which is most of them).

What do you think?

mozadek 04-07-2008 07:07 PM

Real men tend to their kid's needs.

Spunky 04-07-2008 07:08 PM

I would say they do,might hate it but they do it out of love

notoldschool 04-07-2008 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mozadek (Post 14039036)
Real men tend to their kid's needs.

quoted for truth.

sicone 04-07-2008 07:19 PM

If its his kid then yes

Gerco 04-07-2008 07:29 PM

I changed one today that was beyond words... It's amazing something so cute could cause such horror....

GetSCORECash 04-07-2008 07:32 PM

yes! and the poop doesn't smell as bad, when it belongs to your kid.

i look at it, and if it's a big turd, I'm like WOW! I take pride in my kids poop.

TimCase 04-07-2008 07:43 PM

Real men, all. I salute you (but I washed my hands first)

Darkland 04-07-2008 07:53 PM

Real men? Yes, everyday...
It's the assholes and lowlifes who don't :2 cents:

MikeSmoke 04-07-2008 07:53 PM

I do it every night, and I can't imagine for the life of me where a seven-week old stores all of that up :1orglaugh

(I also don't think I've ever used the word poop in my life until seven weeks ago :1orglaugh

Madame0120 04-07-2008 07:55 PM

Good Fathers wipe up the puke too.

aico 04-07-2008 07:56 PM

Sure, as long as it's your kid. Not if it's your girlfriends kid.

J$tyle$ 04-07-2008 07:57 PM

Hell fuckin' yeah!

When my son was still in diapers my wife changed him 95%+ of the time - but I never had any issues doing so.

Crazy as it sounds, I miss those days. He's 3 1/2 now. Poops, pees and climbs a little step stool to wash his hands all by him self now.

The only time he needs any help is in public restrooms. He hates using the toilets so he'll stand on my feet and and I'll give him a boost at one of the urinals when he has to pee. That or I have to lay out a stack of the toilet liners ... or use half a roll of toilet paper to coat the seat!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

It sounds like the worlds biggest cliché, but they grow up so fast, man - enjoy this time while you can ... it'll pass before you know it!

:2 cents:

CDSmith 04-07-2008 07:57 PM

Real men absolutely change poopy diapers.
They wash their hands after too.
Real men even help with the vacuuming, and swish out a dirty toilet once in a while.


Fuck yeah.

tony286 04-07-2008 07:59 PM

im going to throw up lol

IllTestYourGirls 04-07-2008 07:59 PM

Too many mothers in this thread, where are the men? jk

Lighter 04-07-2008 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TimCase (Post 14039031)
Do Real Men Change Poopy Diapers?
What do you think?




yes :thumbsup

Helix 04-07-2008 08:26 PM

absolutely.

d-null 04-07-2008 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IllTestYourGirls (Post 14039179)
Too many mothers in this thread, where are the men?

:thumbsup

DirtyDanza 04-07-2008 08:45 PM

I have 2 kids my son I changed his diapers all the time... well seemed like all the time but was only like 2% of his diaper time but I changed it... now my daughter was a different story.. I never changed one of her diapers until recently when my wife went out of town for an emergency and I was at home a week with both kids alone...

Calico Jack 04-07-2008 10:58 PM

Without a doubt. Raised two children on my own.

fluffygrrl 04-08-2008 01:48 AM

So if real men change diapers all the time, do real women beat the shit out of mean nasty looking dudes bothering her man in a shady looking bar ?

Provided they're there together that is.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 04-08-2008 02:07 AM

Real men disappear to the oilpatch until the kid turns 4...

Oh wait, that's only here in Alberta, hah...

papill0n 04-08-2008 02:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mozadek (Post 14039036)
Real men tend to their kid's needs.

quoted yet again for truth

RTP 04-08-2008 03:01 AM

Some men break when faced with this issue...

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/f/7...8edefea946.gif

NO POOING IN THE CAR!

:warning

Sarah_Jayne 04-08-2008 03:13 AM

Real fathers do.

v4 media 04-08-2008 03:15 AM

If it's gotta be done it's gotta be done, better than letting it ferment in there and start leaking out the sides, 'get in quick get our quick' my motto for alot of things in life.. hehe

Loki 04-08-2008 03:33 AM

I always changed my kids diapers, and prayed for the day she was potty trained, now she's eight and I wish she was a lil tike again

-Loki-

pet kangaroo 04-08-2008 04:49 AM

I think the real question is:

Do real men call a soiled diaper "poopy"?

rowan 04-08-2008 08:02 AM

I've had runny shit squirted at me in the middle of changing one. I let out a guttural shrieking sound that I've never heard myself do before. She missed me, but the carpet still copped it!

Of course my wife thought it was hilarious........

Madame0120 04-08-2008 08:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rowan (Post 14040432)
I've had runny shit squirted at me in the middle of changing one. I let out a guttural shrieking sound that I've never heard myself do before. She missed me, but the carpet still copped it!

Of course my wife thought it was hilarious........

Who cleaned the carpet?

Madame0120 04-08-2008 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico (Post 14039173)
Sure, as long as it's your kid. Not if it's your girlfriends kid.


OMG! There'd be No Nookie for yooooo!

rowan 04-08-2008 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madame0120 (Post 14040443)
Who cleaned the carpet?

I did.

I'm usually the one that has to clean up poop, or wet undies, or spew... :winkwink:

mikesouth 04-08-2008 08:35 AM

Man....why you throwin me under the bus

kmanrox 04-08-2008 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pet kangaroo (Post 14040003)
I think the real question is:

Do real men call a soiled diaper "poopy"?

ROFL!!!!!!

SykkBoy 04-08-2008 08:41 AM

godamned right they do...
hell, I can change a diaper while talking on the phone and sometimes add in another task or two...I wash my hands afterwards of course...

real men take care of their kids...

ParlourCash Karl 04-08-2008 08:45 AM

Hell Yea!!!!

Madame0120 04-08-2008 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rowan (Post 14040498)
I did.

I'm usually the one that has to clean up poop, or wet undies, or spew... :winkwink:

No wonder your Wife had a good laugh. With apoligies to Gillbert & Sullivan for mangling a classic .. a short ode to your Fatherhood!

I am the very model of a modern Doting- Dad
I've information poopy, pukey, and indescribable,
I know the clerks of grocery stores, and I quote the prices, discountable.
From Botany Bay to Holroyd, in order alphabetical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters decisional,
I understand roughage, both ingestion and exponential.

Because I am the very model of the modern Doting-Dad.

carol.prime 04-08-2008 08:52 AM

I'm proud of you guys.. You're a real man and father. :thumbsup

This one's for you..
http://www.germes-online.com/direct/...aby_Diaper.jpg

Grapesoda 04-08-2008 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TimCase (Post 14039031)
Mike South tells me no way.

I have a ten-month-old, and I've probably changed more dirty diapers in my life than nearly every stripper I know who has kids (which is most of them).

What do you think?

just wait until you start getting peed on :)


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