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aflex 01-21-2008 04:40 PM

i have new black neighbors =[
 
ok.. i own a townhouse in jersey.. so the first of the month rolls around and i start hearing activity in the unit next to mine.. a few days goes by and i see them outside.. a black family, roughly 4 offspring.. now every fucking night i hear them running, yelling, stomping, listening to souljaboy, im fuckin heated.

what options do i have? i notified the association, i doubt thatll do much.. is it time to move??

TheHooker 01-21-2008 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aflex (Post 13679081)
ok.. i own a townhouse in jersey.. so the first of the month rolls around and i start hearing activity in the unit next to mine.. a few days goes by and i see them outside.. a black family, roughly 4 offspring.. now every fucking night i hear them running, yelling, stomping, listening to souljaboy, im fuckin heated.

what options do i have? i notified the association, i doubt thatll do much.. is it time to move??

don't move out untail you find chicken bones and water mellon seeds in your front yard, maybe a few colt 45 bottles and some used condoms. then move :1orglaugh

After Shock Media 01-21-2008 04:45 PM

Have a fucking BBQ and invite them over. Play some cards, eat some food, welcome them as neighbors and then in a casual manner ask if they can keep the kids noise down. You know be civil.

It worked great for me when a Mexican family moved in across the street with like 4 kids that made all sorts of fucking noise. I became friendly with the parents and they just about gave me permission to beat their kids myself if they got out of hand or just give them a call. Latter they moved which really sucked as around each Christmas they would hook me up with these killer tamales.

TheDoc 01-21-2008 04:45 PM

You should try treating them like they are White or your skin color.. Just because they are Black doesn't mean you can't talk to them.

TheAmericanCannibal 01-21-2008 04:47 PM

https://youtube.com/watch?v=5SvC5...eature=related


hahahaha

Fap 01-21-2008 04:47 PM

Happy Martin Luther King Day!

Fletch XXX 01-21-2008 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 13679099)
I became friendly with the parents and they just about gave me permission to beat their kids myself if they got out of hand

fucking awesome.

to OP:

don't knock black familys man,... with black familys comes hot black teen babes!

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aflex 01-21-2008 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDoc (Post 13679102)
You should try treating them like they are White or your skin color.. Just because they are Black doesn't mean you can't talk to them.

i have white and indian neighbors.. no problems.. whats the chances my black neighbors would be animals????

Nydahl 01-21-2008 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by banthis (Post 13679109)
Happy Martin Luther King Day!

exactly what I thought
Sounds bit racist but i understand it - in some way its really different animal anyway I got no problem with any color of the skin (exept german soccer/beer fans)

TheHooker 01-21-2008 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by banthis (Post 13679109)
Happy Martin Luther King Day!

FREE AT LAST-FREE AT LAST,, what'ca gone do with freedon nigga hahahah saw that in a movie :1orglaugh

After Shock Media 01-21-2008 04:55 PM

This thread should let people know who is and is not racist and if that matters to you business wise.

TheDoc 01-21-2008 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aflex (Post 13679120)
i have white and indian neighbors.. no problems.. whats the chances my black neighbors would be animals????

I would go with no chance..

VicD 01-21-2008 06:13 PM

is it the Obama family?

Spunky 01-21-2008 06:15 PM

Better beef up security..those thugs will rob you blind one day :)

wdsguy 01-21-2008 06:21 PM

This is why i live in a high priced neighborhood which is a huge economic barrier for ghetto folks to move into. The only minorities that move in are so whitewashed that they won't cause any crap.

Unfortunately you can try to go talk to them but I wouldn't wanna go up against an angry black women.

killerkay 01-21-2008 06:22 PM

hang uh coon

wdsguy 01-21-2008 06:23 PM

Rns!!!!!!

Video Rob 01-21-2008 06:37 PM

Get friendly with them

Are they black people or nigga's?

BV 01-21-2008 07:19 PM

What would you do if 4 bisexual hotties moved in next door and the sounds of them "bumping boxes" all night kept you up?

madfuck 01-21-2008 07:21 PM

bump.....

DatingGold 01-21-2008 07:23 PM

I would try being nice first... sometimes that goes a long ways. If that fails well do what you gotta do.

shermo 01-21-2008 07:25 PM

Try extending your hand, getting to know them, and then speaking to them how you would anybody else. Chances are the noise level will be back under control, and you may get some new friends out of it.

ridikuloz 01-21-2008 07:29 PM

you gonn' get raped.

J. Falcon 01-21-2008 07:31 PM

Thats nothing. A family moved into the house next to mine. An elderly couple and their son, some 30 something year old bum who does nothing all day and asks you to lend him everything from the waterhose to money. He's rude, offensive, and just pain in the ass. He got my other neighbor for 100 bucks and still hasnt paid back.

NosMo 01-21-2008 07:39 PM

Just be glad there's not a meth lab next to your house. Things always could be worse.

NosMo

MetaMan 01-21-2008 07:41 PM

Put a bucket of friend chicken on THEIR other neighbours fence, it will keep them on that side of the house and overall should reduce sound. :thumbsup

Supz 01-21-2008 07:53 PM

There goes the neighborhood

Phil 01-21-2008 08:12 PM

Congrats. and happy MLK day

Jai 01-21-2008 08:13 PM

this story is tooo realistic, every guy i know runs into this issue with blacks, not being racist, its the same as me saying

this shit is more likely with low income families

u can categorize things in many groups to seome extent

tony286 01-21-2008 08:18 PM

call the police makes noise problems go away

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 01-21-2008 08:27 PM

iron bar your windows, look into some new deadbolts, get a pitbull and keep a handgun under your pillow. remember shooting a home invader is self defense...

well, maybe you should ge tto know them first, but keep this as a blackup plan. :thumbsup

BVF 01-21-2008 08:30 PM

move to a community with income requirements and that does criminal background checks...

Kimo 01-21-2008 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 13679099)
Have a fucking BBQ and invite them over. Play some cards, eat some food, welcome them as neighbors and then in a casual manner ask if they can keep the kids noise down. You know be civil.

It worked great for me when a Mexican family moved in across the street with like 4 kids that made all sorts of fucking noise. I became friendly with the parents and they just about gave me permission to beat their kids myself if they got out of hand or just give them a call. Latter they moved which really sucked as around each Christmas they would hook me up with these killer tamales.


do this or something similar, it works.

fuckingfuck 01-21-2008 08:46 PM

does the black dad have a big cock?

CurrentlySober 01-21-2008 08:48 PM

do they like poo?

beemk 01-21-2008 09:01 PM

you racist fuck!

beemk 01-21-2008 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wdsguy (Post 13679520)
Rns!!!!!!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

J. Falcon 01-21-2008 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ismokeblunts (Post 13680030)
iron bar your windows, look into some new deadbolts, get a pitbull and keep a handgun under your pillow. remember shooting a home invader is self defense...

well, maybe you should ge tto know them first, but keep this as a blackup plan. :thumbsup

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Xrated J 01-21-2008 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BV (Post 13679756)
What would you do if 4 bisexual hotties moved in next door and the sounds of them "bumping boxes" all night kept you up?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

iSMOKE 01-21-2008 09:13 PM

lol@ U

This forum is full of middle aged white coke heads...nothing more annoying than that but yet you come here asking a stupid question that you dont really want an answer to.


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