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Kristian 10-12-2007 08:48 AM

I Might Move To Costa Rica - Questions
 
I'm considering the move. We moved to Malta from the UK last November but for various reasons we're not entirely happy with the country.

I've narrowed the possible countries down and Costa Rica is now top of my list. What we'll likely do is have a vacation out there towards the end of the year or january next to get a feel for the place.

Question : How hard is is to enter Costa Rica? I have a British passport.

Any ideas?

Kristian 10-12-2007 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by expatfocus.com
Types of residency and the requirements:

- Residency for Pensioners or Retirees (Pensionados or Rentistas). If you earn $600 per month from your pension, or $1000 a month from your investments you can qualify for these permits.

- Residency for Investors (Inversionista). If you invest in a local business in Costa Rica. According to the Center for the Promotion of Exports and Investments (PROCOMER), the current priority investment areas of business are ornamental plants, leather articles, spices, fruits and vegetables, processed foods, wood products, and tourism. You will be required to invest at least $50,000 US dollars in one of these areas. If you prefer an area of investment not listed by PROCOMER, you must invest $200,000 US dollars in that business. Another option is a reforestation project with a minimum investment of $100,000. You must live in Costa Rica for six months per year and will not be required to maintain a minimum monthly income.

- Work Permits. If you are a qualified business executive or a qualified technician from an accredited institution, a qualified worker in an educational center with a special contract, or a domestic servant, you can get a work permit or temporary residency.

Will it matter if I'm self-employed? Have any other webmasters here moved there?

fuzebox 10-12-2007 09:01 AM

Easiest thing for me was to just stay a tourist. I leave at minimum every 3 months (ends up being more like every 6 weeks), and avoid all the legal/immigration bullshit.

Kristian 10-12-2007 09:12 AM

I read about people doing that. Honestly I'd probably be a bit chicken just in case they changed the laws. In fact I read on expatfocus they're tightening up on people doing that. Will consider it though if its the only option.

FredIsMe 10-12-2007 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 13225571)
Easiest thing for me was to just stay a tourist. I leave at minimum every 3 months (ends up being more like every 6 weeks), and avoid all the legal/immigration bullshit.

Smart move fuzebox. Costa Rica has become more tempting now :)

DamageX 10-12-2007 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 13225571)
Easiest thing for me was to just stay a tourist. I leave at minimum every 3 months (ends up being more like every 6 weeks), and avoid all the legal/immigration bullshit.

Do tourists get work permits, even if they work for themselves?

fuzebox 10-12-2007 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Kristian (Post 13225638)
I read about people doing that. Honestly I'd probably be a bit chicken just in case they changed the laws. In fact I read on expatfocus they're tightening up on people doing that. Will consider it though if its the only option.

Haven't had any problems on 12+ entries... If they do change it then I'll see about applying for residency (costs about $50k), or just leave. Not really a big deal to me, IMO the immigration laws are made because of all the nicaraguans getting paid under the table (like mexicans in the USA), not gringos coming to inject new money into the economy.

fuzebox 10-12-2007 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by DamageX (Post 13225699)
Do tourists get work permits, even if they work for themselves?

A work permit to use my laptop? :1orglaugh

Work permits are for people who want to work for costa rican companies... (Minimum wage is $300/mo, do you really want to get a job here?)

Foreigners on a tourist visa can own a business and employ ticos if they want (in fact that's an easy way to get residency). They can also buy land and cars, and with a company do things like buy firearms.

sortie 10-12-2007 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Kristian (Post 13225508)
I'm considering the move. We moved to Malta from the UK last November but for various reasons we're not entirely happy with the country.

I've narrowed the possible countries down and Costa Rica is now top of my list. What we'll likely do is have a vacation out there towards the end of the year or january next to get a feel for the place.

Question : How hard is is to enter Costa Rica? I have a British passport.

Any ideas?

Good luck. This is what you'll look like when you get back.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=05HZWveaZhs

https://youtube.com/watch?v=4H6CtEA4MAg

Kristian 10-12-2007 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by sortie (Post 13225743)
Good luck. This is what you'll look like when you get back.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=05HZWveaZhs

https://youtube.com/watch?v=4H6CtEA4MAg

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

jalami 10-12-2007 09:48 AM

I've been in Costa Rica for 5 years now and I can say that it's great. I would advise anyone who is thinking of moving down here (or any other country for that matter) to make an extended vacation down here, like 2-3 months, to get a real feel for the place and what it's like to live here.

Remember, whatever it was that you didn't like about Malta, may also be true here -- or you'll find totally new things not to like. So it's definitely worth doing a test drive first.

UK passports fly by customs at the airport like they were VIP passes -- you should have no problem coming to Costa Rica.

DamageX 10-12-2007 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 13225737)
A work permit to use my laptop? :1orglaugh

Most countries will require you to either register a company or have a work permit, in order to use your laptop for any sort of activity that would result in economic gain.

Kristian 10-12-2007 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by jalami (Post 13225810)
I've been in Costa Rica for 5 years now and I can say that it's great. I would advise anyone who is thinking of moving down here (or any other country for that matter) to make an extended vacation down here, like 2-3 months, to get a real feel for the place and what it's like to live here.

Remember, whatever it was that you didn't like about Malta, may also be true here -- or you'll find totally new things not to like. So it's definitely worth doing a test drive first.

UK passports fly by customs at the airport like they were VIP passes -- you should have no problem coming to Costa Rica.

That's reassuring and I appreciate the advice, thanks. My wife's birthday is coming up in Jan so I might kill two birds. The trouble is us having kids but I guess my parents can babysit for a couple weeks.

DaddyHalbucks 10-12-2007 11:14 AM

Spend some time down there, and talk with others who have done the same.

What didn't you like about Malta?

mistergardener 10-12-2007 11:20 AM

Why not Brazil?

fuzebox 10-12-2007 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by DamageX (Post 13225940)
Most countries will require you to either register a company or have a work permit, in order to use your laptop for any sort of activity that would result in economic gain.

I've never heard of this before.

Regardless, sounds like an honor system thing to me... I'm a travelling student with a laptop, so sue me.

Kristian 10-12-2007 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks (Post 13226283)
Spend some time down there, and talk with others who have done the same.

What didn't you like about Malta?

Mostly the pollution and poor internet / telephone service. Aside from that Malta is pretty good. We moved here mainly for investment purposes. Property prices are rising rapidly and set to skyrocket over the next few years. But my health due to pollution has never been worse. The only solution is to find another home (we have two lol) on the sea but this has proved impossible for the areas we like.

he-fox 10-12-2007 11:47 AM

I stayed for 3 years in CR, I even had my tourist visa expired and when I left, the immigration officer just took a look at my passport then handed it back to me. No problems at all.

fuzebox 10-12-2007 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Kristian (Post 13226404)
Mostly the pollution and poor internet / telephone service. Aside from that Malta is pretty good. We moved here mainly for investment purposes. Property prices are rising rapidly and set to skyrocket over the next few years. But my health due to pollution has never been worse. The only solution is to find another home (we have two lol) on the sea but this has proved impossible for the areas we like.

You won't find much different in CR :(

Well if you live on the beach you will avoid the pollution but that's about it.

DamageX 10-12-2007 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 13226327)
I've never heard of this before.

Regardless, sounds like an honor system thing to me... I'm a travelling student with a laptop, so sue me.

Thou hath no honour? :)

Z 10-12-2007 01:19 PM

Panama's better, but visa's are a bit difficult right now until they fix the system at the end of the year.

Kristian 10-12-2007 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 13226523)
You won't find much different in CR :(

Well if you live on the beach you will avoid the pollution but that's about it.

Yeah? Rats. I'd hear pollution was low and connectivity good.

Well that's why I post here because I can get advice from people who actually live in CR.

Evil E 10-12-2007 02:03 PM

Hey fuze, is there a lot of dengue/malaria where you are?

fuzebox 10-12-2007 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by knew (Post 13227083)
Hey fuze, is there a lot of dengue/malaria where you are?

There was a scare a month ago in Limon, which is the shipping port town on the Caribbean coast, but I haven't heard much about it recently... There's no reason to even be in the shithole that is Limon unless you are passing through to go furthur south anyway.

fuzebox 10-12-2007 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Kristian (Post 13226998)
Yeah? Rats. I'd hear pollution was low and connectivity good.

Well that's why I post here because I can get advice from people who actually live in CR.

I find traffic, pollution, and noise in the city to be a big pain in the ass. Not as bad as some american cities I bet, but a hell of a lot worse than Vancouver where I am from.

As far as internet goes, the best you can get is 4mbps and I believe it's around $160/mo... I pay $100/mo for 2mbps down / 512kbps up, and it randomly goes down for between minutes to hours at a time, at least every week or two. There's also the clusterfuck that is the government-run monopoly communications company that I don't really need to get into ;)

CherryLipsRosa 10-12-2007 02:25 PM

kristian, we have the Costa Rica bash at the end of February if you want to come to the show as well as visit the country.

Kristian 10-12-2007 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 13227129)
I find traffic, pollution, and noise in the city to be a big pain in the ass. Not as bad as some american cities I bet, but a hell of a lot worse than Vancouver where I am from.

As far as internet goes, the best you can get is 4mbps and I believe it's around $160/mo... I pay $100/mo for 2mbps down / 512kbps up, and it randomly goes down for between minutes to hours at a time, at least every week or two. There's also the clusterfuck that is the government-run monopoly communications company that I don't really need to get into ;)

You're making me glad I posted here. :1orglaugh

When you read write-ups on expat sites you get a totally different idea of the place. Coming from Vancouver (possibly the nicest, cleanest city in the world) I don't know how you manage anywhere else. I've lived in Lagos, Nigeria which is probably a lot worse than CR but I had thought things were better out there.

Right now I pay appx $128/month for 4mbps which goes down whenever it rains lol.

I'd be happy with a place on the beach, fairly good connectivity though.

Kristian 10-12-2007 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by CherryLipsRosa (Post 13227201)
kristian, we have the Costa Rica bash at the end of February if you want to come to the show as well as visit the country.

Hi Rosa :)

I've had a bit of a reality check from fuzebox but would still like to check out CR. That end of feb bash sounds perfect so yeah that's a distinct possibility. Would be lots of fun!

ShellyCrash 10-12-2007 02:31 PM

I always wanted to check out Malta. When you say polution- is it like smog in the air?

I hear St. Kitts is nice also. I know some people who have moved their businesses there.

pornguy 10-12-2007 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 13225725)
Haven't had any problems on 12+ entries... If they do change it then I'll see about applying for residency (costs about $50k), or just leave. Not really a big deal to me, IMO the immigration laws are made because of all the nicaraguans getting paid under the table (like mexicans in the USA), not gringos coming to inject new money into the economy.

DAMN!!!!!!! Fuck that Move to Mexico, getting an FM3 is really easy. Cost about 120$. Just need a valid passport, a bank statement ( has to show like 3 to 4k a month income ) and a rental agreement.


Hit me up on ICQ if you want more info about it.

DamageX 10-12-2007 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Kristian (Post 13227207)
I've lived in Lagos, Nigeria

Brutal corruption LOL

Kristian 10-12-2007 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by DamageX (Post 13227294)
Brutal corruption LOL

Tell me about it! It was a shocker coming from boarding school in North Wales.

Everything works with back-handers and you need protection. We had guards on the front gate and walkaround bodyguards too. I was only a teenager at the time so it was just an adventure to me but id never go back.

CR in comparison is probably paradise. But saying that if its just like Malta i dont really want to move there, no point.

I'm not knocking CR btw for anyone who lives there. I just need to stay clear of pollution.

Kristian 10-12-2007 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by ShellyCrash (Post 13227226)
I always wanted to check out Malta. When you say polution- is it like smog in the air?

I hear St. Kitts is nice also. I know some people who have moved their businesses there.

Malta is a lovely country really but for an asthmatic it can be hell. It's very close nit. 500K people on a small island. So yes, high smog, but you also have the problem of limestone dust in the air. All the buildings are made from it. It wouldn't bother most people.

It can be expensive here too but I'm used to that coming from the uk, what we call rip-off britain.

CherryLipsRosa 10-12-2007 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Kristian (Post 13227212)
Hi Rosa :)

I've had a bit of a reality check from fuzebox but would still like to check out CR. That end of feb bash sounds perfect so yeah that's a distinct possibility. Would be lots of fun!

i hope you can make it and i am sure we can all answer a lot of your questions. The IwantU Crew moved here 4 years go and we all love it.

DamageX 10-12-2007 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Kristian (Post 13227344)
Tell me about it! It was a shocker coming from boarding school in North Wales.

Everything works with back-handers and you need protection. We had guards on the front gate and walkaround bodyguards too. I was only a teenager at the time so it was just an adventure to me but id never go back.

CR in comparison is probably paradise. But saying that if its just like Malta i dont really want to move there, no point.

I'm not knocking CR btw for anyone who lives there. I just need to stay clear of pollution.

Sounds like you should probably move to either Scandinavia or Canada. But considering the fact that your main reason for moving was taxes, you probably won't make that move any time soon. :)

fuzebox 10-12-2007 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Kristian (Post 13227207)
You're making me glad I posted here. :1orglaugh

When you read write-ups on expat sites you get a totally different idea of the place.

I think the expats just realize it's so easy to get laid that they don't really take anything else into consideration... :1orglaugh

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Coming from Vancouver (possibly the nicest, cleanest city in the world) I don't know how you manage anywhere else.
Well that's just it, I'm spoiled so most cities will seem worse. Keep in mind San Jose is 2 hours from the closest beach, and 4 hours from the nice beaches... I like living here for the convenience, shopping, and nightlife, and hitting the beaches on the weekends. You just happened to mention pollution which is one of the only problems I have with San Jose.

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I'd be happy with a place on the beach, fairly good connectivity though.
Easily doable :) If you're looking online stick to the Guanacaste province, very beautiful beaches, some of the towns have high speed now, and it's an up and coming investment area (keep in mind the prices posted online will be hugely inflated).

fuzebox 10-12-2007 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by pornguy (Post 13227243)
DAMN!!!!!!! Fuck that Move to Mexico, getting an FM3 is really easy. Cost about 120$. Just need a valid passport, a bank statement ( has to show like 3 to 4k a month income ) and a rental agreement.

Immigration doesn't concern me at all :) Plus I really like it here.

WWF-Rich 10-12-2007 04:30 PM

I just came back from a sick surf trip down there.

Kristian 10-12-2007 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 13227657)
Easily doable :) If you're looking online stick to the Guanacaste province, very beautiful beaches, some of the towns have high speed now, and it's an up and coming investment area (keep in mind the prices posted online will be hugely inflated).

Thanks for all the info dude, I appreciate it. Yeah, I like the sound of that so I'm going googling in a minute. :)

Varius 10-12-2007 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 13227119)
There was a scare a month ago in Limon, which is the shipping port town on the Caribbean coast, but I haven't heard much about it recently... There's no reason to even be in the shithole that is Limon unless you are passing through to go furthur south anyway.

C'mon now, is there anywhere else you can watch Santa Claus riding a horse ? :winkwink:


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