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RogerV 09-28-2007 12:17 AM
Do you wipe your ASS with your Left hand or Right hand
 
I need to know these things if I'm going to shake your hand..

After Shock Media 09-28-2007 12:18 AM
Um is neither an option?

mikesinner 09-28-2007 12:18 AM
What if I live in a country that doesn't have toilet paper?

RogerV 09-28-2007 12:22 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 13155701)
Um is neither an option?
I had to think about that for a second LOL

D 09-28-2007 12:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mikesinner (Post 13155702)
What if I live in a country that doesn't have toilet paper?
Then I'd think the knowledge of which hand you wipe your ass with would be even more imperative.

:1orglaugh

cranki 09-28-2007 12:38 AM
http://www.cadetstuff.org/images/iace_1970_bidet.jpg

RogerV 09-28-2007 12:40 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by cranki (Post 13155750)
I have one of those but i've never used it.

GrouchyAdmin 09-28-2007 12:41 AM
Depends what hand I'm holding my sandwhich with. :1orglaugh

D 09-28-2007 12:43 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RogerV (Post 13155760)
I have one of those but i've never used it.
Why would you own a bidet, but never use it?

I'd use one all the time if I had one installed.

mikesinner 09-28-2007 12:44 AM
Japanese toilets freak me out

RogerV 09-28-2007 12:46 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by D (Post 13155769)
Why would you own a bidet, but never use it?

I'd use one all the time if I had one installed.
I use Baby wipes much easier

Vick! 09-28-2007 01:59 AM
Why not use bidet?

raven1083 09-28-2007 02:10 AM
i used my left hand

Dvae 09-28-2007 03:30 AM
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f3...n/MacGyver.jpg

Deej 09-28-2007 03:32 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by D (Post 13155741)
Then I'd think the knowledge of which hand you wipe your ass with would be even more imperative.

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Bird 09-28-2007 06:32 AM
I wipe my ass with charmin

RayVega 09-28-2007 06:44 AM
Roger, you forgot to ask if they go front to back or back to front! Important stuff.:1orglaugh

JMM 09-28-2007 06:52 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RayVega (Post 13156924)
Roger, you forgot to ask if they go front to back or back to front! Important stuff.:1orglaugh
Man I was just going to say that!

My wife likes to lick my balls, so as a courtesy to her, I always go front to back.

Hmmm, now that I think about it, she licks my ass too, so I guess it doesn't really matter.

Juicy D. Links 09-28-2007 06:53 AM
i use my right hand!!!!!!!!!

Juicy D. Links 09-28-2007 06:53 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by D (Post 13155769)
Why would you own a bidet, but never use it?

I'd use one all the time if I had one installed.
i use it for a water fountain:1orglaugh

Violetta 09-28-2007 06:57 AM
right... thanks for asking!

gornyhuy 09-28-2007 06:59 AM
Does "her tongue" count as left or right?

Sharky 09-28-2007 07:01 AM
Always my right. My left is used to pull my balls up. I prefer to wipe to the front, a habit from when I was much larger and couldn't reach around to the back. haha..


don't worry, I DO wash my hands every single time I go!

Jman 09-28-2007 07:02 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by cranki (Post 13155750)
This is sooo handy when you are taking a shit and get thirsty :winkwink:

mikeyddddd 09-28-2007 07:53 AM
I just got a little piece of ass.

My RIGHT index finger broke through the toilet paper.

SifuE 09-28-2007 07:54 AM
i have my girlfriends wipe my ass, they alternate between hands, nice!

AGS-17 09-28-2007 07:55 AM
i used my right hand

Slick 09-28-2007 08:07 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by cranki (Post 13155750)
I always wondered how those things clean your ass. Do they have a lot of power like a pressure washer or are they like the pressure of a water fountain ?? ha ha ha.

RogerV 09-28-2007 09:23 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JMM (Post 13156948)
Man I was just going to say that!

My wife likes to lick my balls, so as a courtesy to her, I always go front to back.

Hmmm, now that I think about it, she licks my ass too, so I guess it doesn't really matter.
LMAO :1orglaugh ah man

MissMina 09-28-2007 09:24 AM
My right but I wash my hands after. :1orglaugh

GAMEFINEST 09-28-2007 09:25 AM
my right hand ...oh yeah

CyberHustler 09-28-2007 09:26 AM
This is just one of those thing I never thought about...

Now this will forever haunt me at the end of every shit session for the rest of my life.

woj 09-28-2007 10:43 AM
where do you guys come up with such a stupid thread ideas?:1orglaugh

D 09-28-2007 10:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 13156956)
i use it for a water fountain:1orglaugh
http://www.bidet.com/images/drinking.jpg

:winkwink:

Hank_Heartland 09-28-2007 10:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RogerV (Post 13155699)
I need to know these things if I'm going to shake your hand..
You shook my hand many many many times and never asked that question:thumbsup

u-Bob 09-28-2007 11:01 AM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/56/12...e155992aa6.jpg

Jimmy Rock 09-28-2007 11:02 AM
Right Hand, towards the balls

sniperwolf 09-28-2007 11:07 AM
i use my left hand! ;)

teg0 09-28-2007 12:25 PM
right hand. shake with right hand as well. Hold my dick with the right hand as I piss.

Scott McD 09-28-2007 12:48 PM
People use their hands to wipe their ass ?? I use toilet paper... :winkwink:


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