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ShellyCrash 09-27-2007 11:13 AM

Another photo for the Carrot Top "WTF" file
 
http://i4.uploadem.com/09272007/ctophotness2.jpg

Wow. I mean, I guess I give the guy credit for building himself up to that extreme, but it's the facial changes combined with the buff that gets me. It's like makeup and a beard... masculine and feminine and all together kinda creepy. :2 cents:

Spunky 09-27-2007 11:14 AM

Those brows freak me out

_Richard_ 09-27-2007 11:16 AM

who is that guy? he was on the flava flav roast

Farang 09-27-2007 11:18 AM

it's that crazy comedian... what's his name

dav3 09-27-2007 11:19 AM

Holy shit, his shoulders are crazy!

ShellyCrash 09-27-2007 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.Sexbankroll (Post 13152529)
who is that guy? he was on the flava flav roast

He's a prop comic, was pretty popular in the 80's for doing an impression of the Wendy's girl. Was never really that funny / mostly stoner humor. That shit works when you look like a collage kid, but when you look like a roid raging queen on the edge it kinda clashes with the act.

jacked 09-27-2007 11:19 AM

he looks like a moron, hrm i wonder if he juiced :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Topher49er 09-27-2007 11:26 AM

Roids, facial reconstruction, shoulder implants....

anyone have any before and after pics of this freak?

Scott McD 09-27-2007 11:32 AM

What a freak show !

Fresh 09-27-2007 11:34 AM

he looks like one of the aliens form the 1996 movie space jam

royaljelly2 09-27-2007 11:35 AM

LOL the guy's just ugly!!! He's a freaky looking dude!

SykkBoy 09-27-2007 11:38 AM

*rightclick, save as... morecrazycarrottop.jpg in directory CrazyCarrotTopShit*

CaptainHowdy 09-27-2007 11:43 AM

.........

ADL Josh 09-27-2007 11:49 AM

yeah that pic has strange written all over it....what the hell is wrong with his arm?!?

Topher49er 09-27-2007 11:49 AM

Not that any of you care...but i did find a "before" pic

http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/2...ttop001eh1.jpg

and with a group of plastic freaks...

http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/2...rockyblfd3.jpg

but that's not even close to the freak that Mickey Rouke has become...

http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/3...keyfacejd4.jpg

and that's not from boxing...yuck.

CurrentlySober 09-27-2007 11:54 AM

I met carrot top in person back in 2003...
He was a dick... Sorry, but Id like to say he was a really cool dude...
But he wasnt. He was a dick...

Anyway........ Moving on........

riosluts 09-27-2007 11:55 AM

whoia damn

CurrentlySober 09-27-2007 11:56 AM

And that Mickey Rouke pic SCARES ME!!!

Shoehorn! 09-27-2007 12:05 PM

Why the fuck is he wearing makeup and nail polish?

Jayvis 09-27-2007 12:06 PM

I think I have that same jersey.

nosey 09-27-2007 12:09 PM

there is no chin behind chuck norris's beard, there is only another fist

SykkBoy 09-27-2007 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThatGuyInTheCorner (Post 13152737)
And that Mickey Rouke pic SCARES ME!!!

yeah, imagine that...his real face in worse shape then the makeup job he had to play Marv in Sin City ;-)

nosey 09-27-2007 12:13 PM

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g3.../CarrotTop.jpg

SilkyJohnson 09-27-2007 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShellyCrash (Post 13152544)
Was never really that funny / mostly stoner humor.

I don't think he was ever funny...stoners don't even think he's funny....he is a joke though.

Tom_PM 09-27-2007 12:24 PM

"I used to think he was named Carrot Top because of his hair. Now that I've met him, I realise it's because everyone wants to see him buried up to his forehead in the dirt."

ShellyCrash 09-27-2007 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThatGuyInTheCorner (Post 13152723)
I met carrot top in person back in 2003...
He was a dick... Sorry, but Id like to say he was a really cool dude...
But he wasnt. He was a dick...

Anyway........ Moving on........

He lives in FL. I've never heard anything too nasty about him, but he's def got some major self esteem issues, if his body morphing doesn't speak for itself.

I saw him in 2000 at a Border's book tent sale in Tampa. I almost bumped into him and was kinda caught off guard by his appearance and just blurted out, "Is that fucking Carrot Top?!" like two feet from his face. I guess I give him points for not being a dick back to me, he just kinda looked down at his feet. His eyebrows weren't as severe at the time, but it was the first time I had seen him looking like that- not my most polite moment.

I really don't taunt celebs- except for Jessie Camp:

http://www.hiponline.com/artist/musi...p-bio_tile.jpg

Fucking loser is everywhere. He's always in Ybor City trying to pick up ladies. We've seen him in Tampa, Chicago, and Las Vegas- all by chance. Not like he was ever famous to begin with, but he is washed the fuck up now. :321GFY

swoop 09-27-2007 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShellyCrash (Post 13153029)

I really don't taunt celebs- except for Jessie Camp:

http://www.hiponline.com/artist/musi...p-bio_tile.jpg

Fucking loser is everywhere. He's always in Ybor City trying to pick up ladies. We've seen him in Tampa, Chicago, and Las Vegas- all by chance. Not like he was ever famous to begin with, but he is washed the fuck up now. :321GFY

is that the guy that won some sort of MTV show?

VS_Eddie 09-27-2007 01:00 PM

Warning: Do not mix steroids, plastic surgery, and Carrot Top!

silvercash amber 09-27-2007 01:03 PM

man those roids can really fuck a person up, not to mention all the plastic surgery! he is really funny though

Tom_PM 09-27-2007 01:04 PM

I can honestly say that this is the first time I've ever seen, or heard of this person named Jessie Camp.. wtf? You sure he didnt start out washed up? lol

ShellyCrash 09-27-2007 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swoop (Post 13153042)
is that the guy that won some sort of MTV show?

Yeah, he was the winner of the first MTV VJ search. I forget what they were calling it, but he won even though the guy who won second place wound up getting all the hosting gigs. I can't remember the other guy's name but he hosts like Friday nights on Court TV while this "winner" trolls clubs around the country trying to chase the last remaining bits of tail that remember who he was.

He's hard to miss, he's like 7 ft tall, makes him easy to hit with cigarettes and ice cubes.

shermo 09-27-2007 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShellyCrash (Post 13152544)
He's a prop comic, was pretty popular in the 80's for doing an impression of the Wendy's girl. Was never really that funny / mostly stoner humor. That shit works when you look like a collage kid, but when you look like a roid raging queen on the edge it kinda clashes with the act.

He still sells out nightly here in Vegas at the Luxor, so he must be doing something right. :upsidedow

ShellyCrash 09-27-2007 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shermsshack (Post 13153161)
He still sells out nightly here in Vegas at the Luxor, so he must be doing something right. :upsidedow

Wha? :error

That is impressive. I thought he completely bombed on the Flavor Flav roast. It was painful to watch.

tical 09-27-2007 01:57 PM

haha look at the infection / oil build up in his right shoulder... you can kind of see it in both

he's hitting his delts w/ the sauce (or synthol) :P

http://n2graphics.com/graphx/blog/Gr...s_exploded.jpg

frostyimpressions 09-27-2007 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShellyCrash (Post 13152517)

WHOA! His arms look so zig zag. :(

tASSy 09-27-2007 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.Sexbankroll (Post 13152529)
who is that guy? he was on the flava flav roast

hahaha, he was being blasted on that roast too, poor carrot top LOL

Brother Bilo 09-27-2007 02:01 PM

I saw him at the state fair here in Phoenix about 7 or 8 years ago, and no shit, he was actually pretty funny. I was not looking forward to having to go to the show, but it turned out pretty good.

Just thought I would throw the one positive comment into the thread...now continue with the negatives. He makes it easy.

StuartD 09-27-2007 02:03 PM

Can't sleep... clown will eat me. Can't sleep.. clown will eat me.

Jesper 09-27-2007 02:04 PM

haha wtf!!

kektex 09-27-2007 02:29 PM

Fuck his arms look like they are broken.
That dude freaks me out all the time.


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