Wow, I got snubbed by the entire industry
 

Lightspeedcash is giving away $20,000 in cash and prizes for our summer promo, and there are still a few people who haven't signed up yet? WTF?

Summer is here and LightspeedCash is celebrating with a sales contest for Webmasters of all sizes! This *tiered* contest will allow the Webmasters with a few joins, or big dogs with hundreds of joins?ANYONE can WIN!

For every All-Access join, you get one entry into the contest. Each entry places you at a certain prize tier for the summer.

Signups between June 1, 2007 and August 31, 2007 will be tallied to determine which prize level you are eligible to win. Then one lucky Webmaster?s name will be pulled from each level and win a kick ass prize, or cash equivalency.

$20K total in prizes and/or prize money to be given out.

Prizes and tiers are as follows:

5-25 joins gets the winner $250 gas card or the world famous Daquiri Whacker

http://www.americantailgater.com/gra.../lg996401b.jpg

26-50 joins gets the winner $500 in cash or the Ultimate Gaming Chair

http://www.ultimategamechair.com/med...hair_large.jpg


51-100 joins gets the winner $1,000 in cash or an insane Home Theater from Bose, the Acoustimass 10

http://www.foster.ru/image/acoustics..._10III_300.jpg


101-250 joins gets you $2500 in cash, or a Caribbean Vacation package with $500 spending cash

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or a new Digital Tiger monitor system

http://digitaltigers.com/images/zenv...9s_405x400.jpg

251-500 joins gets you $5,000 in cash or a pair of Honda Ruckus Camo Scooters

http://www.uncrate.com/men/images/honda-ruckus.jpg

500 or more joins gets you $10,000 in cash!

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Please contact [email protected] or [email protected] if you have any questions.

You have three months...let 'er rip!

***in the case where prizes cannot be shipped, winnings will be paid out in American Express checks.
All chargebacks and refunds, and fraudulent transactions will be deducted

Best snub ever...

ive been snubbed!!

damn man that ultimate gaming chair looks cool as hell

GREAT Prizes:thumbsup

Great promo Guys!:thumbsup

funny you mention it, ive been getting snubbed all morning! :)

Sounds, and looks, well GREAT

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!


I know what I'm going to start promoting again in July...


Hey Steve, I really should get all your girls up on www.newpornchicks.com



FUCK I WANT THAT CHAIR!!!!!!!

I would never Steve!!! You saved my life...

Shitttt Steve why didn't I know about this earlier. Dang now I have to push some serious traffic to you guys.

Is there any way you could get me like 3 promo vids that are 1-3 minutes in length? Don't have to be trailers just straight content?

very nice stuff :)

That tiger system is looking of the hook!!!!!!!!!!!!

Damn!

Nice prizes!

Sorry we all snubbed ya.

so do you actually get the bonus for those sales number
or just a chance at getting that prize

Exciting promo! The prizes are awesome

This promotion would have been much bigger by now if you had just used your real name :Oh crap:2 cents:

WTF...... This is one rocking promo Steve!

i kinda like those hondas

now you should create a game where the objective is to submit as many lightspeed galleries as possible to tgp/mgps, etc :)

you get a chance to win one of those prizes in each tier....

right now there are only 4 webmasters heading for the $10K prize so get going!

There are at least two other people in the industry named "Steve Jones" --- there is a reason for my alias...

Hey Bob, I have to agree with Phoenix and Corvette... That chair totally rocks... Course the 10 k would enable me to have several of those and the daquiri whacker too! .. Nice Contest!!

Niagra says hi by the way!! TTFN

can't we get jordan capri delivered by a helicopter and dropped down poolside, in a bikini?

i take offense to that!:upsidedow

LOL Steve...I remember a number of years ago sitting outside the players ball with you in line and you bitching because you weren't on some list to get in early.

And then you bitched about some incident about Captain P and Dirty D...not dirty Danza by the way, or the Dirty D from howigotrich, but the Diabolical guys who were supposed to partner up with me and my partner on Diabolical Galleries.

God you sounded so pathetic...something about them sending enough joins to win a motorcycle and then dumping their links...remember where you came from because bigger men...MUCH bigger men than you have fallen.

I wonder what it means that when I saw this the first thing that came to my mind was Japanese porn?

BTw Steve pissed on any Filipino hookers lately?

How about your "hobby?" Anyone else know about your "hobby?"

I do. Some people here sure would be creeped out. And no, I'm not referring to the pissing incident.

Very nice prizes Steve!

Sig spotting

I haven't signed up because in the rare even that I win I think it would look bad.

However, I think this is the best contest of the summer. Nice job Lightspeed Cash!

Great promo Steve:thumbsup

Mr. Romance

nice promo :)

Steve - all I can say is you and Bob know how to throw a nice contest - sweet.

I soooo want that tiger monitor system! I can get off watching my stats all day on that beast!
WG

Yes, that would have been the one that I SPONSORED...


Also true, I didn't expect to reward a motorcycle, as promised, only to be cut off immediately by the winner. I guess I'm funny that way.

What the fuck is your problem? You sound bitter. And if you are not part of this biz anymore, why are you even here?

Sorry, you have me confused with someone else on this one...

don't i wish i was ballin' enough for 250 joins...

Yes, I've heard you spreading the rumor that I attend high school cheerleading competitions. Again, you have the story wrong. Its no secret that I've recruited models at the college cheerleading finals in Daytona.

If you have proof otherwise, post it, or shut the fuck up.