Movie Quotes. Answer then post yours.
 

This is always a fun thread for a while. :1orglaugh
You know the rules answer the movie quote and hopefully the character(s) that said it, then you post one for people to guess.

I'll start with an easy one... (well.. easy for me, since I just watched this again)


"I believe in two things: discipline and the Bible. Here you'll receive both. Put your trust in the Lord; your ass belongs to me."

The Shawshank Redemption ?

my turn: (easy one..)

"My God! The Dukes are going to corner the entire frozen orange juice market!"

Warden Norton - Shawshank Redemption...

Try this:

Will you hand me a towel, tulip?
Ah, I like that. I like tulip. Tulip is much better than mongoloid.

ADG Webmaster

Yep on Shawshank.

As for yours, I never saw the movie, but based on "The Dukes" and 'Orange Juice" I assume you're talking about "The Dukes of Hazzard"

Am I right?

nope :pimp

it's from one of the greatest movies of all time hehe... you have to see this movie.. :thumbsup

Bruce Willis and his wife (Fabian ?) from Pulp Fiction.

Here's a funny one...

"Oh boys lookie what I got here"
"Yo, where da white women at?"

"You know, I want to thank you guys, you could've given us help, but you've given us so much more."

also from the same flick:

"Baby! Up your butt with a coconut!" I think he was prepared to do it! Except I saw no coconut. He, uh, he had no coconut to my knowledge.

Maybe I have, give me another quote, or a clue. :1orglaugh

I remember Bruce Willis calling his chick that in Pulp Fiction (I just saw the movie for the millionth time last night)

yes?

hint:

the dukes = Randolph Duke and Mortimer Duke

"Mortimer, we're back in business."
Shit I think that's from a different movie referencing the two guys. I'm assuming now it's from Trading Places. And I think mine is from Coming to America.


I think. :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

trading places is one of my favorite movies :thumbsup

Since no one answered this one yet I'll go for it. It's from "Trading Places" which is definitely a great flick. See if anyone can get this one...

... "People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch"

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh I'll have to see that again.
ok, here's mine. It's a bit harder now.

I doubt anyone will get it but I liked this horror film as a kid.


"It is not hands that call us, it is desire"

You are both correct.

And the white women quote is from Blazing Saddles...Clevon Little.

ADG Webmaster

"As good as it gets"

"Appetites aren't as big as your noses, eh?

HAHAHAH!!!! I love that movie, (for it's insults)


"you like dags?"
"Do I like what?"
"Dags, yknow dags!"
"OH! DOGS! Yeah, I like dags"

New one:

"Wait a minute, wait a minute. You ain't heard nothin' yet."

ADG Webmaster

whoa.. both of you posted the same movie quote... Snatch?



"I am the most wanted man on my island but I'm not on my island"

"I like caravans more."

Snatch...

Try this:

You busy tonight?
Some old friends are coming over. We're gonna show some pornographic movies.
You need an usher?

ADG Webmaster

Trading places

Along the same lines.

If you want a friend get a dog. Christmas is over and business is business. start buying DILUTE the sonofabitch!

A little foggy on the exact wording but it's a great movie and full of great lines.

"except we're not on my island"

The King of Ireland from Braveheart. (He wasn't right in the head)


"This woman needs to get to a hospital"
"A hospital?? what is it?"
"It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now."

oops a little late on the trading places one. :(

wasn't that a Woody Allen movie? shit! what was it called.... :mad:

Sounds like it might be "Wall Street" (yes/no?)

Braveheart...

Now this:

How would you like it if you had balls in your ears?
I guess I could hear myself coming!

ADG Webmaster

Damn, the last 2 you posted sound funny. I can't place them though.

Yes sireebob!

bananas!!!! yes?

one of my favorites:

-excuse me, does your dog bite?
=no..
-here doggy doggy...
=grrrrr *^*^*^&*&*)&###
-i thought u said your dog doesnt bite...
=that is not my dog..

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Come on this is Bill Murray!

upbuttcoconut

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh That's great!

This sounds like it would be from "Top Secret" the scene where the guy is getting info from the blind street vendor. I think the joke has been used several times but with different props. I KNOW I have seen this movie (I might even own it) :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

old school movie... Quick Change?


1: Does your dog bite?
2: No.
1: [bowing down to pet the dog] Nice doggie.
[Dog barks and bites hand]
1: I thought you said your dog did not bite!
2: That is not my dog.


no one knows this one? :1orglaugh

close, but no cigar... try again.. hehe

Sorry man, I must have skipped right past this one when you first posted it. :Oh crap



Oh and ADG, sorry man, I accidently rubbed one out watching your trailers. I didn't mean to. :Oh crap

Gimmie another one from the same movie.

bahhh I knew the one from the Duke's trading places is a great movie.. mnn let me give one

"forever young,.... yeah.. and eternally FAT"

1: Do you know what kind of a bomb it was?
2: The exploding kind.

:1orglaugh

Yeap :thumbsup

It's a pink panther movie? but I don't remember which one.

Death becomes her. Great movie too.

ok here's one I doubt anyone will get but...

All this time I've been saying you're doomed when really it was me. I was doomed.