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madawgz 04-22-2007 04:02 AM

Got rejected by some chick at Mc Donalds ... :(
 
its been a long time since ive asked a girl to do anything ...

so tonight, well this morning i saw this hot chick working at the cash...

so i came back after i finished eating and i said,

you want to hangout sometime?

she said "no"...:disgust

then i said, do you have a boyfriend, and she replies yes...

oh well.. next time :upsidedow

.................if only she knew i was madawgz at gfy...:pimp

gangbangjoe 04-22-2007 04:04 AM

you ask chicks from mcd ? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh



















go for the burger king chicks.

they all love to smoke poles

polish_aristocrat 04-22-2007 04:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz (Post 12293506)
.................if only she knew i was madawgz at gfy...:pimp

yeah each 5k posts here adds 1.5 inches to your dick

Alky 04-22-2007 04:07 AM

she doesn't have a boyfriend, that was just an excuse :winkwink:

The Walrus 04-22-2007 04:08 AM

You did it all wrong. You should have flopped out your cock right on to the counter and said, "Suck my fat and juicy cock you filthy gutter whore! Then when you are done I want you to tongue fuck my unwiped, shit stained, sweaty asshole until it is completely clean you cum guzzling cock holster."

Works like a charm everytime :thumbsup

jasminexxx 04-22-2007 04:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat (Post 12293522)
yeah each 5k posts here adds 1.5 inches to your dick

:1orglaugh

lazycash 04-22-2007 04:12 AM

You really should have mentioned your gfy post count, that surely would have gotten you at least a date. Squishypimp's love life really took off after he reached 10k posts here, thats why you hardly see him posting here anymore.

madawgz 04-22-2007 04:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gangbangjoe (Post 12293514)
you ask chicks from mcd ? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

go for the burger king chicks.

they all love to smoke poles

next time ill go there ;) :1orglaugh

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat (Post 12293522)
yeah each 5k posts here adds 1.5 inches to your dick

tell me something i dont know :winkwink:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alky (Post 12293523)
she doesn't have a boyfriend, that was just an excuse :winkwink:

yeah, thats what my friend told me after :( ....

notabook 04-22-2007 04:31 AM

You need this guy:

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/831/hitchre5.jpg

Zuzana Designs 04-22-2007 04:33 AM

ohhhh you should have went in a few times stalked her and used a line like
"Baby you want to Mchang Out sometime" If they laugh you play it of like it was funny... if they get mad you just say " just trying to bring a smile to that sweet face you have"
and don't give up on her she will be there and keep making the moves

notabook 04-22-2007 04:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs (Post 12293618)
ohhhh you should have went in a few times stalked her and used a line like
"Baby you want to Mchang Out sometime" If they laugh you play it of like it was funny... if they get mad you just say " just trying to bring a smile to that sweet face you have"

No, he should have used the cuddle hustle.

Michaelious 04-22-2007 04:37 AM

That seems like a new low lol.

madawgz 04-22-2007 04:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Walrus (Post 12293528)
You did it all wrong. You should have flopped out your cock right on to the counter and said, "Suck my fat and juicy cock you filthy gutter whore! Then when you are done I want you to tongue fuck my unwiped, shit stained, sweaty asshole until it is completely clean you cum guzzling cock holster."

Works like a charm everytime :thumbsup

i wish it worked that way :1orglaugh

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash (Post 12293538)
You really should have mentioned your gfy post count, that surely would have gotten you at least a date. Squishypimp's love life really took off after he reached 10k posts here, thats why you hardly see him posting here anymore.

hahhahaa :1orglaugh

Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook (Post 12293605)

yeah that would help lol

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs (Post 12293618)
ohhhh you should have went in a few times stalked her and used a line like
"Baby you want to Mchang Out sometime" If they laugh you play it of like it was funny... if they get mad you just say " just trying to bring a smile to that sweet face you have"
and don't give up on her she will be there and keep making the moves

thats some good advice :thumbsup

polish_aristocrat 04-22-2007 04:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Michaelious (Post 12293642)
That seems like a new low lol.

you mean normally you can have any girl working in McDonalds immediately?

I never tried, but I'll keep it in mind when I feel lonely one evening

will go buy a burger and come back home with a hottie :pimp

CaptainWolfy 04-22-2007 04:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat (Post 12293522)
yeah each 5k posts here adds 1.5 inches to your dick

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

madawgz 04-22-2007 04:54 AM

im off to sleep, read the fresh replies in the morning :)

wyldworx 04-22-2007 05:02 AM

you suck. So do maccas chics. You really suck. haha.

Dvae 04-22-2007 05:45 AM

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k2...ldmchummer.jpg

VicD 04-22-2007 06:58 AM

Fuck McDonald chicks...

Boobs 04-22-2007 07:06 AM

:1orglaugh

Pete-KT 04-22-2007 07:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vicd (Post 12293970)
Fuck McDonald chicks...

What do you think he was trying to do :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :pimp :pimp :disgust

Steve Awesome 04-22-2007 07:11 AM

http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip...75/ronald.html

Steve Awesome 04-22-2007 07:16 AM

Here's a better version.

http://www.eclipsesingers.com/music/...27s%20clip.m3u

:winkwink:

timberlands 04-22-2007 07:18 AM

well odds are if she was hot she probably did have a boyfriend.. how many hot chicks in the USA don't?

now if you were to try the same thing in Eastern Europe for example.......

American woman are pure trash. They are bottom of the barrel. Don't bother with them.

In fact , just yesterday I had a new stove installed and the stove guy was even complaining about American chicks.

crockett 04-22-2007 07:21 AM

lol I swear I think Madawgz is a Juicy Links board personality

Twisted Dave 04-22-2007 07:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz (Post 12293506)
its been a long time since ive asked a girl to do anything ...

so tonight, well this morning i saw this hot chick working at the cash...

so i came back after i finished eating and i said,

you want to hangout sometime?

she said "no"...:disgust

then i said, do you have a boyfriend, and she replies yes...

oh well.. next time :upsidedow

.................if only she knew i was madawgz at gfy...:pimp

She probably did know who you were :)

Antonio 04-22-2007 08:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat (Post 12293522)
yeah each 5k posts here adds 1.5 inches to your dick


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

tehHinjew 04-22-2007 08:22 AM

what mcdonalds was this?

aztecboi2003 04-22-2007 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz (Post 12293506)
.................if only she knew i was madawgz at gfy...:pimp

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

scottybuzz 04-22-2007 08:31 AM

ewwww - the macdonaklds girls i see are all fugly.

Big_Red 04-22-2007 08:55 AM

nah, i seen some hot girls at Mc'd's.

libidork69 04-22-2007 09:10 AM

maybe her bf is ronald! lol

woj 04-22-2007 09:16 AM

:1orglaugh

fuzebox 04-22-2007 09:18 AM

"Wanna hang out sometime?"

Jesus... put yourself in her position... why would she answer anything other than "no" to that?

BAKO 04-22-2007 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by libidork69 (Post 12294306)
maybe her bf is ronald! lol

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

HeadPimp 04-22-2007 09:44 AM

Gotta work on the sales skills man.
Qualify the prospect first - "If you don't mind me asking, do you have a boyfriend?"

Yes - "Is he treating you like you think he should? 'Cause I would love to treat you right."

No - "So then you wouldn't object to going out with me the next night you have free, would you?"

All of life is sales man....

ServerGenius 04-22-2007 09:47 AM

You're a small kid so this doesn't work for you......but the line....If you
scream I fucking kill you always works for me

CaptainHowdy 04-22-2007 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HeadPimp (Post 12294392)
Gotta work on the sales skills man.
Qualify the prospect first - "If you don't mind me asking, do you have a boyfriend?"

Yes - "Is he treating you like you think he should? 'Cause I would love to treat you right."

No - "So then you wouldn't object to going out with me the next night you have free, would you?"

All of life is sales man....

:pimp !!

Kevin Marx 04-22-2007 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ServerGenius (Post 12294401)
You're a small kid so this doesn't work for you......but the line....If you
scream I fucking kill you always works for me

I tried this once... got me 5 years at Rikers..... :Oh crap

dustin101 04-22-2007 12:47 PM

its a numbers game


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