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scottybuzz 03-14-2007 02:04 PM

hahahhahaa i was speaking to some girl doing a course at university
 
we chatted and she said she was going to do

"events managment"

:eek7 :eek7 :eek7 :eek7

how on earth is "events management" a subject you can take at university and spend 2-3 years on it????????

surely its just common sense and having a cool head.

who agrees?
the world is going socially bonkers!

ContentSHOOTER 03-14-2007 02:13 PM

I think that if you need to take three years of University to plan events you may have a huge problem. I don't doubt for one minute that it can be hectic sometimes with getting everything to come off without a hitch. BUT THREE YEARS:Oh crap

porno jew 03-14-2007 02:13 PM

keep packing boxes and sigwhoring. you're on the right career path.

scottybuzz 03-14-2007 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porno jew (Post 12077469)
keep packing boxes and sigwhoring. you're on the right career path.

thanks my man!

1) acne?
2) lazonby?
3) lazycash?


im sure your one of them :winkwink:

D 03-14-2007 02:17 PM

ya... that does sound a bit whack.

I mean, I can understand that there's some business classes involved... perhaps some symbolic logic (to emphasize on that 'common sense' thing you mentioned)... maybe even some botany (so you know how to increase the survivability of floral arrangements :) )...

So sure... you could do it... but that certainly sounds like something you could easily jump into without having to pay for schooling in.

But you can get a degree in just about anything these days.

A "degree" in the field might mean you can jack up your price a bit, though...

LiveDose 03-14-2007 02:18 PM

It's a huge industry. I would love to see you setup an event of 1000+ people at a conference with no skills...LOL

ContentSHOOTER 03-14-2007 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 12077483)
thanks my man!

1) acne?
2) lazonby?
3) lazycash?


im sure your one of them :winkwink:

He's an IDIOT:disgust

scottybuzz 03-14-2007 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LiveDose (Post 12077490)
It's a huge industry. I would love to see you setup an event of 1000+ people at a conference with no skills...LOL

how does common sense, a months preperation with peoples details, and a cool head sound?

or what about 3 years at univerisity $12,000 a year + living costs,

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

seriously this course is a new one, loads of events have happend in the past succesfully.

this new career is just an exuse to go to university.

im planning to do business and something, something that has a broad area.

i mean wow events management, i could even hire pornojew do to that

ContentSHOOTER 03-14-2007 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 12077511)
i could even hire pornojew do to that

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

scottybuzz 03-14-2007 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D (Post 12077487)
But you can get a degree in just about anything these days.

A "degree" in the field might mean you can jack up your price a bit, though...

tell me about it lol, i was gonna do a degree in soccer, and yes there is one! :upsidedow

Star 69 03-14-2007 03:01 PM

This thread looks like SPAM

RudeBoy 03-14-2007 03:03 PM

you pack boxes hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaaaaaaaaaa

scottybuzz 03-14-2007 04:08 PM

i sure do and im proud of it!

lazycash 03-14-2007 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 12077483)
thanks my man!

1) acne?
2) lazonby?
3) lazycash?


im sure your one of them :winkwink:

Definitely not me, come on man I haven't been giving you a hard time lately. I figured he was Dark Jedi as he seemed to start posting as soon as DJ stopped. You're probably right though, sure seems to post like lazonby. As far as the thread goes, you wouldn't believe all the different types of degrees offered. There's some that are a lot harder to believe than "events mgt".

the alchemist 03-14-2007 04:22 PM

I bet her graduation party will kick ass though...

scottybuzz 03-14-2007 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash (Post 12078295)
Definitely not me, come on man I haven't been giving you a hard time lately. I figured he was Dark Jedi as he seemed to start posting as soon as DJ stopped. You're probably right though, sure seems to post like lazonby. As far as the thread goes, you wouldn't believe all the different types of degrees offered. There's some that are a lot harder to believe than "events mgt".

yep ok sorry about that lazycash, wont happen again.

gideongallery 03-14-2007 05:43 PM

it really depends on what the definition of an event is. There is a need for professional event planners. In the case of for example public speakers, someone who cordinates the entire speaking tour, across multiple locations, deals with the cultural and local legal requirements. These type of event planners would work for agencies like IMG and manage the logistics for all the events for dozens if not hundreds of professional speakers. They are not your standard party planner.

DamageX 03-14-2007 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Star 69 (Post 12077780)
This thread looks like SPAM

You look like an idiot.

scottybuzz, you must've misunderstood, EVENT MANAGEMENT is normally a course that business students take. There's also an advanced course and I'm sure you can do a thesis on it, but I seriously doubt it that there's any sane university out there teaching event management for three years...

96ukssob 03-14-2007 05:48 PM

that actually pays a lot. its a mix between marketing and pr i think.

JamesK2 03-14-2007 05:48 PM

There's a lot events that need pro planning done. Presentation, budget etc it's all important and I bet for big events not just anyone could do it. It seems simple because we basically dont know shit about it.

Just like most ppl think being a webmaster is an easy job.

gandalfuy 03-15-2007 12:45 AM

i have some friends studding stuff u can learn online with a 5h tutorial...

Doctor Dre 03-15-2007 12:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ContentSHOOTER (Post 12077467)
I think that if you need to take three years of University to plan events you may have a huge problem. I don't doubt for one minute that it can be hectic sometimes with getting everything to come off without a hitch. BUT THREE YEARS:Oh crap

Try organising a wedding with a couple hundread invites, with a hundread comming out of town...

When you go to an event you never realise how much work there is behind it.

collegeboobies 03-15-2007 12:52 AM

well to get hired a degree helps

Doctor Dre 03-15-2007 12:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 12077511)
how does common sense, a months preperation with peoples details, and a cool head sound?

or what about 3 years at univerisity $12,000 a year + living costs,

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

seriously this course is a new one, loads of events have happend in the past succesfully.

this new career is just an exuse to go to university.

im planning to do business and something, something that has a broad area.

i mean wow events management, i could even hire pornojew do to that

Dude you're a fucking retard... you don't know what you're talking about right there. You're talking about a billion dollar industry there. This is a big chunk of the entraintement business.

I've been part in organisation in 3000+ people events (raves and shows, on private proprety or rented arenas), and trust me this isn't no peice of cake. And this is nothing compared to what a big show like the rolling stones comming in town is.

Try filling a local bar and see how hard that is...

You gotta be involved with the local politicians, police, firefighters, hospitals, insurances, security and staff, insurance, secure a nice spot for the event etc etc... and that's just before you start organising your event.

you need to know the state and local laws for everything, you need to know finance administration and be able to read and write a good budjet.

Then you need to get the materials, but how do you know exactly what you need ? That can be a big different in the cost and the efficiency of the event.

How do you make the place secure and profitable at the same time ? And you have to make people confortable too...

After that you need to promote the event. Print, press, associations with other events and stuff.

Once again you're talking out of your ass on a subject you know nothing about. I'm glad you started making adult sites but if you're so smart, why aren't you making enourmous sums of money ? Hell event planning should be easy.

Doctor Dre 03-15-2007 12:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamageX (Post 12079022)
You look like an idiot.

scottybuzz, you must've misunderstood, EVENT MANAGEMENT is normally a course that business students take. There's also an advanced course and I'm sure you can do a thesis on it, but I seriously doubt it that there's any sane university out there teaching event management for three years...

You are right, you normally get a course when you take business OR marketing.

But there are many places where they have extensive event management courses wich are fulltime...

Every sport event, show, casino or public venue that's big needs a good event manager, or many.

skinnay 03-15-2007 01:28 AM

most non science courses in college are common sense

Porn Farmer 03-15-2007 02:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 12077435)
we chatted and she said she was going to do

"events managment"

:eek7 :eek7 :eek7 :eek7

how on earth is "events management" a subject you can take at university and spend 2-3 years on it????????

surely its just common sense and having a cool head.

who agrees?
the world is going socially bonkers!

So let me get this straight... some loser who packs boxes and sigwhores for a living is laughing at someone who is getting an education in a multi-billion dollar industry?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

No wonder you pack boxes.

JamesK2 03-15-2007 02:11 AM

They have to keep people busy that's whats it is all about.

scottybuzz 03-15-2007 02:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre (Post 12080545)
Dude you're a fucking retard... you don't know what you're talking about right there. You're talking about a billion dollar industry there. This is a big chunk of the entraintement business.

I've been part in organisation in 3000+ people events (raves and shows, on private proprety or rented arenas), and trust me this isn't no peice of cake. And this is nothing compared to what a big show like the rolling stones comming in town is.

Try filling a local bar and see how hard that is...

You gotta be involved with the local politicians, police, firefighters, hospitals, insurances, security and staff, insurance, secure a nice spot for the event etc etc... and that's just before you start organising your event.

you need to know the state and local laws for everything, you need to know finance administration and be able to read and write a good budjet.

Then you need to get the materials, but how do you know exactly what you need ? That can be a big different in the cost and the efficiency of the event.

How do you make the place secure and profitable at the same time ? And you have to make people confortable too...

After that you need to promote the event. Print, press, associations with other events and stuff.

Once again you're talking out of your ass on a subject you know nothing about. I'm glad you started making adult sites but if you're so smart, why aren't you making enourmous sums of money ? Hell event planning should be easy.

you just need a brain and common sense, not a fucking degree. how do u think they coped before events management.

I suppose the rio carneval just didnt happen, and oz fest was a thing of the past.

stop smoking that crack, its a new subject that is pointless.

and theres no need to call me a fucking retard (even if i am on the wrong tracks), but hey, strangley thats what i expected from you. :Oh crap

TreasureBucks 03-15-2007 02:19 AM

heres a list of other jobs that sound promising....


* Director for Pilgrimage for Reconciliation
* Rain Maker
* Grand Fromage
* Wizard
* Director of First Impressions
* Ecosystem Director
* Chief Commercial Officer
* Sanitary Engineer
* Chief Knowledge Officer
* Multicrafter
* Chief Customer Officer
* Innovation Scout
* Factory Erection Coordinator
* VP of People
* Chief Diversity Officer
* Chief Excellence Officer
* Chief Client Director
* Drink Later Leader at Coca-Cola
* Chairman of the Office
* Vice-Secretary
* Director of First Impressions
* Chief Csar
* Chief Emotional Officer
* CEO Logistics
* Manager, Human Capital Reporting
* General Dog's Body
* Chief Leisure Officer
* Internet Evangelist
* Executive VP, Special Projects
* Director of Decisions

starpimps 03-15-2007 02:28 AM

i wouldnt take it

porno jew 03-15-2007 02:30 AM

and thus, in this thread, you have proven why you never will rise above being a box packer and a sigwhore. :2 cents:

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 12080898)
you just need a brain and common sense, not a fucking degree. how do u think they coped before events management.

I suppose the rio carneval just didnt happen, and oz fest was a thing of the past.

stop smoking that crack, its a new subject that is pointless.

and theres no need to call me a fucking retard (even if i am on the wrong tracks), but hey, strangley thats what i expected from you. :Oh crap


georgeyw 03-15-2007 02:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 12077435)
we chatted and she said she was going to do

"events managment"

:eek7 :eek7 :eek7 :eek7

how on earth is "events management" a subject you can take at university and spend 2-3 years on it????????

surely its just common sense and having a cool head.

who agrees?
the world is going socially bonkers!

heh - your true idiocy is shining through now... :disgust

scottybuzz 03-15-2007 02:32 AM

well ok having read this through, i may have been a bit out of line and the day and age we live in now where people expect so much and if the tinyiest thing goes wrong they go whining off, then maybe it needs to be done so well.

for example this quote
Quote:

it really depends on what the definition of an event is. There is a need for professional event planners. In the case of for example public speakers, someone who cordinates the entire speaking tour, across multiple locations, deals with the cultural and local legal requirements. These type of event planners would work for agencies like IMG and manage the logistics for all the events for dozens if not hundreds of professional speakers. They are not your standard party planner.
But how many big big events are there? when so many are taking the subject up and down the country?

therefor it cant just be the big events like the music festivals in reading, but the small ones, which really do not need someone with a degree.

apologies too all i upset with my ignorance.

scottybuzz 03-15-2007 02:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by georgeyw (Post 12080940)
heh - your true idiocy is shining through now... :disgust

i expected you in this thread some how :1orglaugh :1orglaugh keep going troll boy

calibra 03-15-2007 02:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TreasureBucks (Post 12080903)
heres a list of other jobs that sound promising....


* Director for Pilgrimage for Reconciliation
* Rain Maker
* Grand Fromage
* Wizard
* Director of First Impressions
* Ecosystem Director
* Chief Commercial Officer
* Sanitary Engineer
* Chief Knowledge Officer
* Multicrafter
* Chief Customer Officer
* Innovation Scout
* Factory Erection Coordinator
* VP of People
* Chief Diversity Officer
* Chief Excellence Officer
* Chief Client Director
* Drink Later Leader at Coca-Cola
* Chairman of the Office
* Vice-Secretary
* Director of First Impressions
* Chief Csar
* Chief Emotional Officer
* CEO Logistics
* Manager, Human Capital Reporting
* General Dog's Body
* Chief Leisure Officer
* Internet Evangelist
* Executive VP, Special Projects
* Director of Decisions

:) Made me smile, thanks :thumbsup

georgeyw 03-15-2007 02:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 12080946)
i expected you in this thread some how :1orglaugh :1orglaugh keep going troll boy

an alias of another whinging bitch perhaps?

TreasureBucks 03-15-2007 02:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by calibra (Post 12080957)
:) Made me smile, thanks :thumbsup

apparently, those were all job titles people have put on actual resumes. :)

ADL Colin 03-15-2007 02:50 AM

Concerts, the Olympics, etc etc

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Event_management

porno jew 03-15-2007 02:50 AM

that you cannot comprehend the effect of say, a week long convention has on a local economy, the millions of dollars that will bring in and the complexity of such an enterprise, really explains a lot.

there are events to manage larger than the keg party you have to your at your factory every christmas, you know.


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