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DarkJedi 03-04-2007 08:30 PM
Britney Spears nearly dead.
 
Quote:
BRITNEY Spears has flipped her lid in rehab, trying to hang herself with a bedsheet after screaming "I am the anti-christ" to frightened staff.

She made the demonic cry after scrawling the devil's number "666" across her head.

Spears's manic behaviour has concerned relatives who once again fear for her safety, and has staff at the Promises Clinic in Malibu, California struggling to cope.

The former chart-topper's troubles have been revealed in Britain's News Of the World, which broke the exclusive story.

Within days of her suicidal behaviour, Spears - who was in and out of rehab before shaving her own head and later attacking a photographer's car with an umbrella - was begging estranged husband Kevin Federline not only for a reconciliation, but demanding she wanted to soon have another baby.

The ordeal began when she terrified staff by writing the number of the beast on her head and running around the clinic screaming, "I am the anti-christ!"

"The clinic people just didn't know what to do," a friend claimed.

The pop star then tried to hang herself with a bedsheet was but was found before she could hurt herself.
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,21325065-2,00.html


I think it would be pretty cool if she really was the anti christ.

DBS.US 03-04-2007 08:32 PM
ENQUIRER EXCLUSIVE!
BRITNEY ATTEMPTS SUICIDE
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/63787

starpimps 03-04-2007 08:33 PM
lol is this for real
wow hahaha

Spunky 03-04-2007 08:33 PM
She's lost it and only a matter of time she will succeed

DarkJedi 03-04-2007 08:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 12015831)
She's lost it and only a matter of time she will succeed
The fucking jews took all her money and left her to rot.

Damian_Maxcash 03-04-2007 08:34 PM
Thats what a couple of months hanging around with Paris Hilton will do to you.....

Then again - if it was first reported by the News Of The World then I would take it with a pinch of salt.

nikki99 03-04-2007 08:36 PM
I still love Britney :glugglug

dynastoned 03-04-2007 08:36 PM
yeah shes mentally fucked now.

xNetworx 03-04-2007 08:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DarkJedi (Post 12015833)
The fucking jews took all her money and left her to rot.
STFU Loser Boy

madawgz 03-04-2007 08:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DarkJedi (Post 12015833)
took all her money
she doesnt have any money? wtf

porno jew 03-04-2007 08:43 PM
no matter what she will always be one of my favorite shiksas. maybe she can be my maid. :)

AVCash 03-04-2007 08:44 PM
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"The clinic people just didn't know what to do," a friend claimed.
What the hell kind of people do they have working there? They've never seen someone go crazy in rehab?

:error

tony286 03-04-2007 08:45 PM
its the post natal depression makes some women go off the deep end.

Brooke Anderson 03-04-2007 08:48 PM
Can anyone say post-pardem depression? The last thing that crazy needs is another baby!

RyuLion 03-04-2007 09:07 PM
This sucks..I hope she gets well soon..

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 03-04-2007 09:10 PM
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Originally Posted by tony404 (Post 12015920)
its the post natal depression makes some women go off the deep end.
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evildick 03-04-2007 09:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DarkJedi (Post 12015810)
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,21325065-2,00.html


I think it would be pretty cool if she really was the anti christ.
That's pretty fucking hot. I'm picturing her with that bald head trying to hang herself. I'm going to go jack off now.

sniperwolf 03-04-2007 10:38 PM
well that's expected, with regards to her behavior recently..all i can say is that she's damn insane and a bitch who really don't care about her children..

Fap 03-04-2007 10:39 PM
I'd stll hit it...

SomeCreep 03-04-2007 10:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DarkJedi (Post 12015810)
BRITNEY Spears has flipped her lid in rehab, trying to hang herself with a bedsheet after screaming "I am the anti-christ" to frightened staff.

She made the demonic cry after scrawling the devil's number "666" across her head.
Hell yeah, that's sexy!

notabook 03-04-2007 10:43 PM
http://img161.imageshack.us/img161/4821/deadarabgo8.jpg

gimilin 03-04-2007 11:07 PM
Frightening

lorine 03-04-2007 11:39 PM
I didn`t think that Britney Spears would turn out to be a real crazy woman,she looked like a normal little girl a few years ago.Too bad!

cranki 03-04-2007 11:44 PM
hahahahahahaaaaahahah I ROFL'd!

buck30 03-05-2007 01:12 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brooke Anderson (Post 12015946)
Can anyone say post-pardem depression? The last thing that crazy needs is another baby!
Nice to know that women support each other so well. :) If you think she is suffering from that, then as a woman you would think you would be more supportive.

DaddyMustang 03-05-2007 01:19 AM
maibe a good blow job can cure her

JFK 03-05-2007 01:53 AM
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Originally Posted by DaddyMustang (Post 12017161)
maibe a good blow job can cure her
so you gonna "blow her" ?? :Graucho

Przemek 03-05-2007 01:59 AM
OMG.. she's totally fucked up :/

mlove 03-05-2007 02:03 AM
This is so great.

BobG 03-05-2007 02:14 AM
oops. She did it again.


Sorry, i couldn't resist.

rounders 03-05-2007 02:26 AM
wtf shes nutyz

allteengalleries 03-05-2007 02:32 AM
sounds like fucking meth withdrawls.

en21 03-05-2007 03:55 AM
what a life.... I feel sorry for her kids

free4porn 03-05-2007 04:21 AM
I read this too. I want the old Britney back :/

nico-t 03-05-2007 04:49 AM
hahaha read this yesterday, this shit is too damn funny

DaddyHalbucks 03-05-2007 05:19 AM
Yea, maybe she is coming down off drugs.

C_U_Next_Tuesday 03-05-2007 05:42 AM
Sad some of you are so fucked up that you laugh at anothers mental illness.

DraX 03-05-2007 05:50 AM
She is coming off drugs. Hope she gets well soon.

Nysus 03-05-2007 05:56 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DraX (Post 12018030)
She is coming off drugs. Hope she gets well soon.
Ya, but I'm wondering if they put her on medications too which can cause the same manic behaviour, and suicidality.

Jakke PNG 03-05-2007 05:59 AM
She has some GREAT friends. First chance they get they go to the press.
I wish I have friends as loyal as that.


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