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Whos your favorite comedian?

who do you think is the funniest comedian around now?..

I wanna say Kramer (Michael Richards) before anyone else does :1orglaugh j/k

no, but real answer is Adam Sandler.

Robin Williams is my fav. I used to love Steven Wright too

Man thats a toughie. Old or new? How about I throw out some faves for ideas..

Old: Richard Pryor, Redd Fox (80s) Eddie Murphy, Bill Hicks

Now: Carlos Mencia Larry The Cable Guy, Rodney Carrington

All time? Probably George Carlin. Fuckin Genius.

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Originally Posted by F U S I O N (Post 11374192)

Robin Williams is my fav. I used to love Steven Wright too

Yeah.. Robin is awesome.. I met Steven Wright,, he seems like a vegatable, or a burned out stoner, lol..

When I was a student @ Umass, my screenwriting professor was comedian Steve Sweeney, & he invited Steven Wright for a lecture.. it was pretty funny.

English: Ricky Gervais/Stephen Merchant American: Larry David/Steve Carrell

George Carlin...hands down.

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Originally Posted by heywood (Post 11374204)

Now: Carlos Mencia

you do know Carlos Mencia is a 100% proven fraud ?

Mitch Hedberg

http://www.mpempire.com/images/mitch%20hedberg.jpg

Sample of Jokes

I like an escalator, man, 'cause an escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. There would never be a "Escalator temporarily out of order" sign, only "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the inconvenience."
I used to be a hot-tar roofer. Yeah, I remember that day...
This product that was on TV was available for four easy payments of $19.95. I would like a product that was available for three easy payments and one complicated payment. We can't tell you which payment it is, but one of these payments is going to hard.
I like cinnimon rolls, but I don't always have time to make a pan. That's why I wish they would sell cinnimon roll incense. After all I'd rather light a stick and have my roommate wake up with false hopes.
My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, I said "No, but I want a regular banana later, so, Yeah."
I rent a lot of cars, but I don't always know everything about them. So a lot of times, I drive for like ten miles with the emergency brake on. That doesn't say a lot for me, but it really doesn't say a lot for the emergency brake. It's really not an emergency brake, it's an emergency "make the car smell funny" lever.
My fake plants died, because I did not pretend to water them
I like the FedEx driver, because he's drug dealer and he don't even know it. And he's always on time!
When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-size bed, wondering where my brother was.
They said you can swear on XM radio. No shit, 'cause nobody can hear it. You can swear in the woods, too.
I bought myself a parrot; the parrot talked, but it did not say "I'm hungry", so it died.

Mitch Hedberg's Official Website: www.mitchhedberg.net

:Note R.I.P Mitch

Either Rodney Dangerfield or Richard Pryor. Both Great.

George Carlin all time, and now? Dane Cook makes me laugh histerically

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Originally Posted by Deputy Chief Command (Post 11374287)

you do know Carlos Mencia is a 100% proven fraud ?

If by "proven" you mean Joe Rogan says so, then yeah. Joe can't even give examples, just talks shit.

And I'll never get the Mitch Hedburg thing.

Chris Rock is pretty good

LEE EVANS!!!! And Ricky Gervais!!!!!

(uk)

Post the funniest comedy clip you've seen.

Here are mine:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=T89y01dZc1c

http://zappinternet.com/index.php?video=qujCzaYluQ

Richard Pryor was pretty good back in the day also

i like richard pryor and robin williams

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Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 11374422)

Chris Rock is pretty good

yeah hes a funny guy :thumbsup

Favorite of all time - Carlin. I'll pretend I didn't see his last HBO special, that’s how good he is.

Second place beating out Richard Pryor is Mitch Hedberg.

Mitch was funny even when he bombed, but he isn't for everyone.
I think I have heard everything Mitch Hedberg has ever done that has been recorded. I have listened to both of his albums countless times, and I would pay a ridiculous amount of money for some new stuff. RIP Mitch

russell peters and george carlin!!!

i dunno alot.. I still love jackie chan's comedic stunts , chris rock and yeah rob Schneider...

borat and jim carry!

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Originally Posted by fallenmuffin (Post 11374330)

Mitch Hedberg

http://www.mpempire.com/images/mitch%20hedberg.jpg

Sample of Jokes

I like an escalator, man, 'cause an escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. There would never be a "Escalator temporarily out of order" sign, only "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the inconvenience."
I used to be a hot-tar roofer. Yeah, I remember that day...
This product that was on TV was available for four easy payments of $19.95. I would like a product that was available for three easy payments and one complicated payment. We can't tell you which payment it is, but one of these payments is going to hard.
I like cinnimon rolls, but I don't always have time to make a pan. That's why I wish they would sell cinnimon roll incense. After all I'd rather light a stick and have my roommate wake up with false hopes.
My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, I said "No, but I want a regular banana later, so, Yeah."
I rent a lot of cars, but I don't always know everything about them. So a lot of times, I drive for like ten miles with the emergency brake on. That doesn't say a lot for me, but it really doesn't say a lot for the emergency brake. It's really not an emergency brake, it's an emergency "make the car smell funny" lever.
My fake plants died, because I did not pretend to water them
I like the FedEx driver, because he's drug dealer and he don't even know it. And he's always on time!
When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-size bed, wondering where my brother was.
They said you can swear on XM radio. No shit, 'cause nobody can hear it. You can swear in the woods, too.
I bought myself a parrot; the parrot talked, but it did not say "I'm hungry", so it died.

Mitch Hedberg's Official Website: www.mitchhedberg.net

:Note R.I.P Mitch

Heh heh, those are pretty good! :1orglaugh

Dave Attell
Dave Chappelle

Adam Sandler for me.

George Carlin and Steve Wright - absolutely brilliant comedians!

Aside from those already listed...
Patton Oswalt
Louis CK
:thumbsup

Jim Carey , Chris Rock , Adam Sandler , Pablo Francisco and so on

Dreletronic is number one _=)

I like Martin Loyrence in "Diamond policeman" and This "Facker" guy - forgot his name.

i think it is Charlie Sheen....