Paris Hilton is going to Jail...
 

Paris Hilton is going to Jail for 30 days if she is found guilty for DWI


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Thats HOT


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How long until she becomes Shaniqua's bitch?

yeah sure



she will never go to jail

no way! Her lawyer will never let that happen.

Even if she's convicted, it's her first offense and she won't go to jail.

If only being a worthless vapid cunt was an offence to more than the senses..

if she were sent to jail I doubt she'd learn anything, it'd just give her more ways to make money! she'd get some ghost-writer to write her 'prison diaries' for her and bring in the bling THAT way

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She will never see jail time for a DWI :2 cents:

No one with even a little money goes to jail for DWI in CA unless they are multiple repeat offenders.

The courts could make an example of stars with her...lol

50 cent the same night got arrested for driving with a suspended license ...

the courts in NY will try her case...she may be at the wrong place at the wrong time...and goto jail

no way she is going to jail...lol

her dad will flip out

celebrity court cases make great distractions

she fucking deserves it and all mother fuckers that drink and drive fuck them and any of you that drink and drive

Mr. Romance

Gabe

this would be a good time to tell the story of Soap Dick

Turn your computer off. This is retarded.

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ASS.

You mean unless they demand it, like Michelle Rodriguez.

Hilton will not go however, but it would be funny if she did. Then they would call the place she is held the "whatever" Hilton and XPays could sue them.

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awesome, i hope she does go :)

The key ingredient in sarcasm and sarcasm humor is to have a rational connection to reality. You are not going to win comedian of the year this year.

Now we have sex in jail !!!

So if you're someone's bitch in a female prison does that mean you get fistfucked in the ass?

3 times and you won't drive again here..she will just get a slap on the wrist

I'd take 30 days over 200 hours of community service.

I do not give a shit about Paris Hilton

Money talks.. I don't think so

Well, I still hope she really spends a moment behind those cells.. :)

I doubt it...

you dont go to jail for a DUI unless its like your 3rd one in 7 years.

you go boy !

Paris Hilton embodies all that is superficial, materialistic, and shallow.

http://www.uncoveror.com/parisdog.jpg

I'd PAY to see that episode of "The Real Life"... i.e. some Dyke makes Paris her bitch..

That is funny. Soon she will end up badly if she will keep it that way.

haha that'll never happen, her family is too powerful.

that is hot :winkwink:

They will find a way to put a camera in her cell and make a reality show about it.

she wont see a jail cell until she kills someone

Not me :2 cents:

Thats Hot .... :pimp :thumbsup