CNN this morning: Drinking alcohol makes you more successful.
 

Anyone see the CNN story this morning about social drinkers?

Apparently a group is advocating that social drinkers stimulate the economy and are, by demographic, more successful people. It claims that people whom drink socially at business events, gatherings, engagements and happy hours are more likely to establish bonds and relationships. They are more likely to have a more expanded contact list.

I know in my early 20s, my drinking led to an expanded contact list of girls that I had no idea what they looked like and a disturbing the peace ticket at the University of Kansas; But I think they mean something different on the CNN deal.

The group is apparently actually proposing that anti-alcohol campaigns take this into account.

Not sure about that, but the first portion is reasonable. I recall a study several years back that claimed social drinkers were more successful because they it was more typical for people that could afford it, to purchase it.

Sorry, don't have a link, I heard it while I was packing.

I could have told them that.:glugglug

Drinking never did a damn thing for me ;)

DH

Mark, if this thread holds water, can you imagine Duncan's cellphone contacts?

I bet Bill Gates himself is on speed-dial!

It gets me more pussy

That's so fucking stupid I don't even know what to say...

I must not be drinking enough

People can thank Alcohol for success in the following areas....

1. Boning Loose women.
2. DUI.
3. 4AM Toilet Face plants.
4. Bar room Fights
5. Liver disease
6. Slurred speech
7. Serious regret about fucking a chick you thought was hot the night before.
8. For the ladies, same as above only it was a dude with a limp dick.

I'm sure there are some others.:pimp

Awesome and so true :1orglaugh

ive worked for some companies where you have to be in the "drinking club" to get a promotion...i hate that crap....

Home Simpson: "Here's to alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems."

Same here. Hated it too. Plus I'm not sure how I made it home from the *ONE* time I went along just to be social.. I was hammered from 2 beers at 4 in the afternoon.

http://www.reallyfunnypictures.co.uk...olresearch.jpg

this guy looks successful

:thumbsup

God bless em

I like it when they are at least honest like that... The number of times people have asked for spare change for food, and I offer them a burger or hot dawg, sandwitch (depending on what is around) and they say... uh... no thanks is pretty funny :1orglaugh

Couple times, I've given people food though, I don't really mind if they actually are hungry.

I'm drinking but always in moderation here. Cheers to that nice article, Cory!

well thats good news :thumbsup

booze good

I would give him some cash, honesty goes along way with me. :thumbsup

Nice post.

I do think that Social drinking can help you. The opposite.... Drinking alone at home, can be very bad for you.

That's just what i think. Never heard about study about it before.

Posting this on GFY directly conflicts that theory.

alcohol beverage companies are paying CNN to make cheap propaganda and wash your heads, because they need to sell more beer, etc etc..

Sounds good to me :glugglug

also possible.:upsidedow

He's on field work. Wait till you see his office. :pimp

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

There must be something true about it, when i drink i'm usually more social then normal. I'm sure same thing happens to a lot of people.

Alcohol has also helped fat chicks get laid for decades.

fuck, i'm a borderline billionaire then at my consumption level

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Everything in moderation I guess

Whats your favorite bum wine?
 

Whats your favorite bum wine?

CISCO

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MD 20/20

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NIGHT TRAIN

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THUNDERBIRD

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WILD IRISH ROSE

LOL @ Thunderbird :1orglaugh

viskey does it again.

i guess i better pop a beer! :pimp

It's got it's goods and bads lol!

i wouldve been a millionaire by now

I'll take every excuse I can get :)

true and funny...the memories :1orglaugh

lol, I can verify that this theory really works!
Last night I was really drunk and checked my pockets, and my cell phone, found two new phone number entries..