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BoyAlley 07-17-2006 05:43 PM

My New Nissan Maxima Was Rear Ended By An Illegal Immigrant
 
GOD DAMN SOMSBITCH!

I was in traffic on the downside of a small hill, listening to Cher cuz I'm gay like that, when BUMP. I look back there's some piece of shit old crap rusted bucket of a car having tailpipe sex with my Maxima!

All he spoke was Mexican Accent Crap but apparently his breaks are bad. Move the car forward a little and his rolls right back into mine I'm like PUT YOUR PARKING BREAK ON.

He starts rambling more Mexican Accent Crap.

Fuk! That's dramas!

crockett 07-17-2006 05:45 PM

I thought you liked getting rear ended

BoyAlley 07-17-2006 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett
I thought you liked getting rear ended

Not by illegal immigrants.... :Oh crap

Degenerate 07-17-2006 05:46 PM

No insurance I assume.....

marketsmart 07-17-2006 05:47 PM

for once you got slammed in the ass and didnt enjoy it...

oh, the irony....

BoyAlley 07-17-2006 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Degenerate
No insurance I assume.....


No driver's license, no insurance, and by the looks of his car no job either... :disgust

BoyAlley 07-17-2006 05:48 PM

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Nikki_Licks 07-17-2006 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Degenerate
No insurance I assume.....

I was just going to say that. Crazy how we have to have insurance but these fucking dirtbags get the red carpet....oh don't get me started...

Mr. Romance 07-17-2006 05:49 PM

That sucks...you just got the ride..saw your 1st post..



Mr. Romance

Donny 07-17-2006 05:49 PM

30 minutes ago we were hit in the back bumper while at a stoplight. Fortunately it did no damage.

BoyAlley 07-17-2006 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Romance
That sucks...you just got the ride..saw your 1st post..

Yeah I've only had it a few days. Isn't that some shit? :disgust

marketsmart 07-17-2006 05:53 PM

it must have been a hoot when the cop asked you for your license and you had to go fetch it from your purse....

LiveDose 07-17-2006 05:54 PM

I'm sure you guys can 'work something out'...

xclusive 07-17-2006 05:55 PM

damn that sucks

Wiggles 07-17-2006 05:56 PM

fuck that sucks man, i got rear ended 2 weeks ago, luckily the girls mom is paying cash :)

Doctor Dre 07-17-2006 05:56 PM

The guys stayed there and didn't run ? Getting deported over a car accident is stupid.

AmateurFlix 07-17-2006 05:58 PM

well that sucks :(

minusonebit 07-17-2006 06:28 PM

REPORT THAT FUCKING SPIC TO INS FOR DEPORTATION!

Scroto 07-17-2006 06:33 PM

bummer, today must be assholes who run into your car day..it happened to me today too lol

some fuck hit it while i was in the store and left a nice big mark on the rear bumper, no note..nadddddddda

cant say as if it was an illegal though..dunno

minusonebit 07-17-2006 07:21 PM

Bump for examples of what spics are good for...

Imortyl Pussycat 07-17-2006 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley
GOD DAMN SOMSBITCH!

I was in traffic on the downside of a small hill, listening to Cher cuz I'm gay like that, when BUMP. I look back there's some piece of shit old crap rusted bucket of a car having tailpipe sex with my Maxima!

All he spoke was Mexican Accent Crap but apparently his breaks are bad. Move the car forward a little and his rolls right back into mine I'm like PUT YOUR PARKING BREAK ON.

He starts rambling more Mexican Accent Crap.

Fuk! That's dramas!

that wasn't spanish. I'm really sorry, I'll tell Raja to pay for it. :1orglaugh
It does suck though, sorry.

Tdog 07-17-2006 07:24 PM

Why didnt you ask for a blow job to work off that dent in your car?

bringer 07-17-2006 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart
it must have been a hoot when the cop asked you for your license and you had to go fetch it from your purse....

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

BusterBunny 07-17-2006 07:34 PM

shoulda got the altima:upsidedow

studiocritic 07-17-2006 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart
it must have been a hoot when the cop asked you for your license and you had to go fetch it from your purse....

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

boyalley how did you solve this anyway? did he give you contact info?

minusonebit 07-17-2006 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by studiocritic
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

boyalley how did you solve this anyway? did he give you contact info?

What good would that have done him? This spic has no insurance, is here illegally, has no job and prolly no money. My dad got hit by a truck full of these assholes and he had to pay everything himself, including the medical bills. Good thing you werent hurt.

BoyAlley, please, sue this fucking jackass in small claims court. Maybe with a judgement you can get him thrown in jail or deported.

UtahSaints 07-17-2006 07:50 PM

did you call INS ??? that would really piss me off

Mr.Right - Banned For Life 07-17-2006 07:50 PM

This thread is useless without pics, we need pics.

minusonebit 07-17-2006 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Batts
This thread is useless without pics, we need pics.

Good call. :thumbsup

Yes, pics of both your injured vechile and the (irr)responsible spic would be good.

studiocritic 07-17-2006 07:54 PM

i would have made him work it off.. i'd feel bad getting him deported.. even though he deserves it 110%

iwantchixx 07-17-2006 08:02 PM

you should be used to being "rear ended"

Alex 07-17-2006 08:05 PM

Sucks it happened to you, but the same think happened to me and it favored me.

I was going down the PCH here in the west coast and was looking at the ocean. The car in front of me stopped suddenly and i rear ended him.
My front bumper was a bit damaged and his whole rear end was smashed.

He chose not to take my insurance info or get the police involved because he was not legal and didnt want to have problems.

I told him that i understand and we should go our seperate ways.

DaddyHalbucks 07-17-2006 08:12 PM

Sorry to hear this.

I share your pain. My wife was rear ended by a young driver with bald tires last year. She was hurt, and her back still bothers her.

:(

$hurik 07-17-2006 08:33 PM

Was he taking into custody? I thought if you dont have DL and insurance you can get handcuffed on the spot. Plus as far as I know cops have the right to check your immigration status from now on and if you reside illegal in the country they can pass you to ins custody and get you deported later on, but im not sure if the bill has passed.

BoyAlley 07-17-2006 08:37 PM

Police here have a fisherman's policy when it comes to illegal immigrants.

Catch and Release.

:disgust

Mr. Blue 07-17-2006 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley
listening to Cher

Seriously though, can we really blame him for hitting you? It's been scientifically proven that Cher's voice causes temporary mental insanity...add to the fact that he's already under a lot of pressure being illegal and all...it was probably just too much for him to handle.

knightdown 07-17-2006 08:46 PM

. " I look back there's some piece of shit old crap rusted bucket of a car having tailpipe sex with my Maxima!"

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

No wonder my lawn wasn't cut today

Draychi 07-17-2006 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett
I thought you liked getting rear ended

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh wow lol

Draychi 07-17-2006 08:54 PM

I live in Key West, FL (i'm straight).... fucking cubans all over the place - 90 miles from their home where they should stay :disgust

Shoehorn! 07-17-2006 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett
I thought you liked getting rear ended

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


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