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quiet 06-20-2006 11:41 AM

proposing to your girlfriend
 
how did you do it? does anyone actually do that get on your knee bs anymore? thoughts? ladies, your thoughts?

kmanrox 06-20-2006 11:42 AM

anybody who purposely gets married is a straight up fucking idiot and he will live to regret it. period.

flashbang 06-20-2006 11:46 AM

marriage is for loosers

Rhesus 06-20-2006 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by kmanrox
anybody who purposely gets married is a straight up fucking idiot and he will live to regret it. period.

Sex tourists are pathetic and abusive beasts. They live by the moral corruption of others.

p1mpdogg 06-20-2006 12:05 PM

slap a 20 on the night stand witha note.. if she is there when you get back from breakfast.. you found a keeper.

Khun 06-20-2006 12:11 PM

Thoughts? Dont do it.

Just_Dave 06-20-2006 12:15 PM

I took mine to hawaii and proposed on a helicopter ride when we landed everybody heard us the pilot had turned on our headsets he said everybody who was flying that day heard me purpose

WiredGuy 06-20-2006 12:25 PM

Don't ask GFY for advice on this :)
WG

Mighty Chin 06-20-2006 12:29 PM

Best Thing I Ever Did...should have done it sooner.

Sosa 06-20-2006 12:47 PM

I made horse carriage ride reservations as she was showering getting ready to go out when we were in Denver once weekend. The carriage picked us right up at the hotel, along the ride I just got down and asked her :)

We just got married on June 10th

BluewireAngie 06-20-2006 12:49 PM

A nice romantic dinner will do for a marriage proposal.:thumbsup

kmanrox 06-20-2006 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rhesus
Sex tourists are pathetic and abusive beasts. They live by the moral corruption of others.


yep... and adult webmasters live by their moral fortitude, right?

Rhesus 06-20-2006 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by kmanrox
yep... and adult webmasters live by their moral fortitude, right?

They can... In the case of sex tourism that is absolutely impossible.

zerrlander 06-20-2006 01:07 PM

Welcome to GFY! LOL!

Well, I'm a romantic at heart, so I'll give it a stab ...

Burn a CD of yours/hers favorite songs, pick her up in a NICE limo, music playing and filled with champagne, strawberries, sweet-smelling flowers ... ravage her in the limo on the way to her favorite restaurant ... have a nice oceanfront dinner ... then ravage her on the way to the beach ... and propose to her at sunset ... then ravage her once again.

I'm not married yet, so I could think of lots of ideas!

Good luck!!

axelcat 06-20-2006 01:10 PM

you have to get down on your knees, thats the best way of proposing

qwe 06-20-2006 01:19 PM

man, i just down see myself going down on my knees for some reason ever... she must be something out of this world for me to do that :error

giftedtwisted 06-20-2006 01:22 PM

one of my favorites was a story my friends older brother did. He was an ambassador for disney (whatever that is) anyways he had the disney yacht decked out from top to bottom in flowers hired took her out under the disney fireworks and proposed.

psili 06-20-2006 01:24 PM

When you're going down on her secretly slip the ring into your mouth, come up and go "Hey, look what I found".

MrIzzz 06-20-2006 01:34 PM

i proposed to her in my boxers one night in a hotel we were staying at during a trip. no music nothing crazy, just me and her and the tranquility of the night. best move i have ever made in my life.

my wife means everything to me and i cant even remember how life was before her:pimp

whatever you end up doing, do it the way that both you and your girlfriend are...if you're into big things than spend a few k but if you're into simple things than do what comes natural, theres no script for this


:wetkiss

good luck bro

Eman - PG 06-20-2006 01:50 PM

Get someone to crop "Will you marry me?" on a grass field in huge letters(double check it), charter a private jet and fly her over it. :glugglug

zerrlander 06-20-2006 01:59 PM

Be Yourself
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MrIzzz
i proposed to her in my boxers one night in a hotel we were staying at during a trip. no music nothing crazy, just me and her and the tranquility of the night. best move i have ever made in my life.

my wife means everything to me and i cant even remember how life was before her:pimp

whatever you end up doing, do it the way that both you and your girlfriend are...if you're into big things than spend a few k but if you're into simple things than do what comes natural, theres no script for this


:wetkiss

good luck bro


Thats a good point ... do whatever would be natural to the both of you. I have a friend who proposed to his girlfriend like this, "Hey" ... "Yes," she said. "You wanna get hitched?" ..."Ok," she said. They both laughed, ravaged each other, and have been married for 7 years now!

Whatever works! :thumbsup

Lilli 06-20-2006 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zerrlander
Welcome to GFY! LOL!

Well, I'm a romantic at heart, so I'll give it a stab ...

Burn a CD of yours/hers favorite songs, pick her up in a NICE limo, music playing and filled with champagne, strawberries, sweet-smelling flowers ... ravage her in the limo on the way to her favorite restaurant ... have a nice oceanfront dinner ... then ravage her on the way to the beach ... and propose to her at sunset ... then ravage her once again.

I'm not married yet, so I could think of lots of ideas!

Good luck!!

Aww..How romantic! :)

klinton 06-20-2006 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrIzzz
i proposed to her in my boxers one night in a hotel we were staying at during a trip. no music nothing crazy, just me and her and the tranquility of the night. best move i have ever made in my life.

my wife means everything to me and i cant even remember how life was before her:pimp

whatever you end up doing, do it the way that both you and your girlfriend are...if you're into big things than spend a few k but if you're into simple things than do what comes natural, theres no script for this


:wetkiss

good luck bro

:thumbsup

fallenmuffin 06-20-2006 02:05 PM

Rented out the entire Six Tables restaurant.
During dinner I got up walked to the piano and began to play "Ben Folds - The Luckiest".
She was stuned and was focused on me as I sang to her.
(During which time a ring box was placed on the table by the waiter undetected by her)

... the song basicly said it all ...

When I finished I asked her if she would do me the privilege of being my wife. She blushed and looked down spotting the ring. Thats when she started crying (the good kind of crying)


Not really, I don't have a gf, but thats how i'd like to do it.

Manowar 06-20-2006 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by fallenmuffin
Not really, I don't have a gf, but thats how i'd like to do it.

:1orglaugh

shermo 06-20-2006 02:21 PM

I took her on a trip to disneyland. I got a suite at one of the hotels and had room service bring up some chocolate covered strawberries and a bottle of dom. I then read her a poem I wrote and the final line was "will you be my wife"... By that time I was on my knees holding the ring... Needless to say, she said yes and we had a great time at Disneyland over the weekend.

Libertine 06-20-2006 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rhesus
Sex tourists are pathetic and abusive beasts. They live by the moral corruption of others.

kman is my hero and rolemodel :thumbsup

Pleasurepays 06-20-2006 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quiet
how did you do it? does anyone actually do that get on your knee bs anymore? thoughts? ladies, your thoughts?

wait until she's not paying attention, get a running start and tackle her and take her to the ground... while she is still stunned, push the branding iron into her neck with everything you got, making sure it will be a good scar. then as you choke her with both hands around her throat,, start screaming "i own you, you useless bitch... you're mine. you're gonna marry me".

at this point you carefully take out the ring and place it on her finger and tell her you love her and can't live without her. give her a kiss on the cheek and a flower. keep a close watch on her for the next few days as she might be a flight risk.

madawgz 06-20-2006 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BluewireAngie
A nice romantic dinner will do for a marriage proposal.:thumbsup

good idea! :thumbsup

selena 06-20-2006 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by psili
When you're going down on her secretly slip the ring into your mouth, come up and go "Hey, look what I found".

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

While I can't fathom ever getting married again, this approach would so work.

For the more traditional minded, I don't think you can go wrong with the on-bended-knee thing.

D 06-20-2006 03:17 PM

I'm planning on proposing to my girlfriend 2-3 weeks from now... just need to find the damn ring. :-)

Planning on taking her to this great little place overlooking San Fernando Valley... after dinner, go for a walk in the gardens, and go-with-the-flow from there...

Do plan on kneeling... bit of a traditionalist, myself.

polish_aristocrat 06-20-2006 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by D_hodough
Do plan on kneeling... bit of a traditionalist, myself.

thats funny, compared with the program that you own or represent:winkwink:

StuartD 06-20-2006 03:26 PM

I invited her and her parents for dinner... best place in town. I told them that I was celebrating having gotten a raise (yeah right).

So we ate dinner, they even had a toast to me getting this imaginary raise... then for dessert (before we could even order it), the waiter brought Natalie some of her favourite dessert with a velvet bag that had the ring within. She wasn't really sure what to make of it at first, but her parents sure did!!

It took a little while because she was so... uhmm... excited? scared? anxious? Anyway, she finally opened it and was in tears. She said yes.

Her parents really loved that I included them in it. None of them expected it in the slightest.

It couldn't have gone better, I think.

D 06-20-2006 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat
thats funny, compared with the program that you own or represent:winkwink:

Hey... HoDough represents family values!

How do you think families get started? :winkwink:

GTS Mark 06-20-2006 03:35 PM

I proposed to my GF (now wife) on the beach in the Bahammas. :)

Was a great proposal but I was drinking up a storm before I got the nerve to do it LOL!

DH

Cory W 06-20-2006 04:33 PM

Take her to a strip club, get a table with Grey Goose and propose to her there.

She will totally not see it coming.

L0rdJuni0r 06-20-2006 04:38 PM

http://www.Toys2Cash.Com/affiliates/...oysdiamond.gif :thumbsup

fallenmuffin 06-20-2006 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by L0rdJuni0r

As I shove this 12" neon blue vibrating dildo into you.. will you *pzzzzzz* be mine forever?


:Oh crap

DutchTeenCash 06-20-2006 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shermsshack
I took her on a trip to disneyland

you proposed in disneyland? man man

quiet 06-20-2006 04:50 PM

great responses :glugglug


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