Best Way To Gain Weight?
 

How do you go about doing that?

Get married.

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About 5 of these a day would do ithttp://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j1...TER/Burger.gif

No joke, I eat fast food, ALL DAYYY. :helpme

Im now tired of that shit.

No that just makes you sick.

I also am always looking for ways to gain weight. Everything is flipped for people who want to loose it. Well there is the option of that powdered recycled dehydrated body builder vomit they call protien powder or whatever.

Just find out what you like to eat, that is fairly healthy, and eat it. It's easy to eat and gain when you actually like the food.

wait until you reach 30, the problem will solve itself

eat eat eat more. Work out to build muscle so it doesn't become fat.

Try to limit your cardio if you are already an ectomorph.

lol... i think it works for girls...opposite for men..:1orglaugh

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Yup :2 cents:

Get a bf and eat fast food at least 5 times a week

Get a boyfriend? :Oh crap

Well, if i was gay sure.

Not personally sure what Xloggers issues are or reasons for wanting to gain weight. I just know personally that just eating more does not really cut it.

I personally need a very high calorie intake and not just empty calories either but healthy ones so to speak. Basicly I can not just eat 4 big macs and call it a day despite taking in 10k of calories or whatever they are combined.

The required intake combined with needing high levels of iron and such and the simple fact of eating X amount of calories of healthy food is just so damn hard. It translates into a boatload of food and meals per day.

Gain healthy weight?
Work out, muscle weighs more than fat.

eat lots of carbs and avoid any excersize and that should do it

Well, the reason is because im a little ungerweight. And yeah, just eating more wont do shit! I've been doing that! Another reason could be the smoking, i quit yesturday so that will help i think. :Oh crap

Really so I can put a pound of fat on a scale and a pound of muscle at the muscle will weigh more?


Yeah yeah I know muscle is more dense than fat and thus on a volume basis it weighs more. I am just sick of that damn saying.


Now what if your body consumes say 5k a day in caloric intake. That is stuff that is just burnt up in daily usage. How does one break over that and put on muscle weight when none is going to either fat nor muscle production.

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Just kidding about the Burger thing. Why not go to you Doctor and explain your concerns to him/her and maybe you might find the solution for what your looking for:thumbsup

Sad, but true. :Oh crap

You will only lose weight if you work out without eating. Especially if you are an ectomorph.

You have to supplement your diet with drinks. I suggest Muscle Milk. The cookies and creme flavor is one of the most delicious drinks you will ever taste. It's not like a protein drink at all. Trust me.

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I beleive this is an effective method as well. :1orglaugh

I bulked up a little by drinking mad amounts of Weight Gainer and weight training. Very little cardio. The weight gainer shakes are like 1800 calories per shake. I was downing 3 of those a day, eating 3 good sized meals, plus workouts.

Sinclair

Cell Tech Performance Creatine. I gained 15lbs in 5 weeks.

I'll give you some of mine!

no it wont..lol I'm 33 and still a skinny fuck..

Hmmm...I heard something about gaining weight if you eat in the evening/night time. I thought it was because by that time, your bodies metabolism slows down, unable to burn off all the calories that you take in. Or something of that nature. If anyone knows the specifics...
But that may work. Not sure why you're looking to gain, so it's a little harder to give advice. lol

hahah this is true....when i was married i gained over 50lbs....


Mr. Romance

About 2 months I started eating

filet mignon
barbacue sirloin burgers with cheddar chesse
pork chops
steak fries
almost a 12 pack of dr. pepper a day
lots of candy and cakes and work on the computer about 12 hours a day.

I gained about 18 pounds so far :)

yeah... its called water retention dork. do you even know what creatine is or does???

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its ALWAYS about diet and training. calories, type of calories (ratios of macronutrients) and training. there are no simple answers to this and definately no "one size fits all" answer as its mostly an issue of genetics.

anyone with these concerns should be on a bodybuilding forum asking these questions of professionals, not asking fat, turd webmasters who are malnurished, pasty white and are hiding in their parents basement.

But ummm their fat.
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Ok this is not about body building really for me. Mine is purely medical in nature and yes I have spoken with numerous dietitians and doctors.

Best thing so far has been dietary shakes with every meal and snack. Problem is they taste like ass and this pretty much keeps my weight basically stable. My body sucks in nutrients like there is no tomorrow, yet at the same time such additives like creatine and the like fuck my shit up. To much of the GNC (for lack of better term) stuff has so many other additives and shit in them that has little to no medical testing or at least warnings.

Make alot of money. You will eat out more.

Sure...

I can eat out or have it delivered (to really save on calories burned) for every meal. Does not do much at all aside from cost you money.

I can cook the same way as most places, aint nothing special. Extra large portions, lots of butter, blah blah.

become a succesful webmaster and sit around on your ass all day drinking beer.

Don't spit, swallow...

Beer and burgers.. Both are quite effective. :thumbsup