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BoyAlley 05-19-2006 04:03 PM

I'm Drinking Smirnoff Ice - Feeling Almost Like A Str8 Boy!
 
Wow. Usually I drink my martinis on Friday nights. Tonight I'm having Smirnoff Ice instead.

Feelin pretty butch tipin up a bottle and shit.

:thumbsup

Nazgrel 05-19-2006 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley
I'm Drinking Smirnoff Ice - Feeling Almost Like A Str8 Boy!

No need to feel straight Allen, Smirnoff Ice is probably something of the girliest/gayest you can drink. Try a beer for the real straight feeling :thumbsup

BoyAlley 05-19-2006 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nazgrel
No need to feel straight Allen,

Who the fuck is Allen? People from Norway are weird.

World Expert Internet Service 05-19-2006 04:13 PM

smirnoff ice is for gays

hezochiah 05-19-2006 04:15 PM

My buddy drinks Smirnoff Ice and we always give him shit for it. Go all out and have a Guiness :thumbsup

OG LennyT 05-19-2006 04:15 PM

Yeah man, sorry but Smirnoff Ice is about as gay as it gets. : )

Wanna be a real man, go buy a 12 pack of Budweiser or you can even slide with Bud Light (I know you watch your figure)

quiet 05-19-2006 04:16 PM

hmm, i'm reasonably straight and would take a martini over smirnoff ice any day of the week. currently drinking a bordeaux in the airport lounge, waiting for a flight.

BoyAlley 05-19-2006 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quiet
hmm, i'm reasonably straight and would take a martini over smirnoff ice any day of the week. currently drinking a bordeaux in the airport lounge, waiting for a flight.

Now YOUR my kind of man!

BoyAlley 05-19-2006 04:18 PM

I didn't mean that in a gay way, honest.

Scott McD 05-19-2006 04:18 PM

I hate Smirnoff Ice. Tastes like shit...

Pornopat 05-19-2006 04:29 PM

Keep drinking man.
We will have you licking pussy in no time.
:winkwink:

polle54 05-19-2006 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley
Wow. Usually I drink my martinis on Friday nights. Tonight I'm having Smirnoff Ice instead.

Feelin pretty butch tipin up a bottle and shit.

:thumbsup

That is a fucking gay thing to drink, so no need to feel straight

If you were drinking a 1 litre bear with a smoke in one site of your mouth in an old dirty t-shirt with a little blood on your pants from your last peepee

then you might consider feeling like a straight guy

BoyAlley 05-19-2006 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polle54
If you were drinking a 1 litre bear
[...]
then you might consider feeling like a straight guy

I'm not into bears. I only like twinks. :Oh crap :Oh crap :Oh crap

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KMR Stitch 05-19-2006 04:37 PM

Dim SmirnoffIce as String

If
You drink SmirnoffIce

Else Stright

End if Gay

Sorry...I know thats really bad syntax..But I am doing intro shit lol

Trixxxia 05-19-2006 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley
I'm not into bears. I only like twinks. :Oh crap :Oh crap :Oh crap

LMAO Cute
Actually - I can actually drink about 3 beers without feeling tipsy but one Smirnoff Ice and I'm already feeling it.

BusterBunny 05-19-2006 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley
I'm not into bears. I only like twinks. :Oh crap :Oh crap :Oh crap

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh you are safe with the smirnoff...unless you are getting head from a chick while drinking it :2 cents:

Young 05-19-2006 04:39 PM

smirnoff ice is the gay version of beer.

what you drink are colorful sweet drinks inside martini glasses. NOT martini's.

A true martini is a straight mans drink. Gin with a tiny drop of Vermouth.

Pornwolf 05-19-2006 04:40 PM

Straight men do not drink Smirnoff Ice or any other cooler-ish deverage.

BoyAlley 05-19-2006 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KMR Stitch
Dim SmirnoffIce as String

If
You drink SmirnoffIce

Else Stright

End if Gay

Sorry...I know thats really bad syntax..But I am doing intro shit lol

LAWD you got a lot to learn about programming, haha! Gib me domain skillz, I'll gib you programming skillz:

if($drink hahahaha 'Smirnoffice'){
$drinker = 'fag'
exit;
}

BoyAlley 05-19-2006 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Young
Gin with a tiny drop of Vermouth.

I like Vodka Martinis. :Oh crap :Oh crap :Oh crap

Libertine 05-19-2006 04:44 PM

Smirnoff Ice is what 15 year old girls drink.

Holly Lez! 05-19-2006 04:44 PM

OOO Fun I like Smirnoff Ice but my favorite drinks are the martini's at the Abbey! I am so girly for a lesbo!

BoyAlley 05-19-2006 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley
if($drink hahahaha 'Smirnoffice'){

Two equal signs are banned? hahahaha

Yup. Strange.

BoyAlley 05-19-2006 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nakedsword Holly
OOO Fun I like Smirnoff Ice but my favorite drinks are the martini's at the Abbey! I am so girly for a lesbo!


I love lipstick lesbians. Bulldykes scare me. A lot......

Martin 05-19-2006 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Young
smirnoff ice is the gay version of beer.

what you drink are colorful sweet drinks inside martini glasses. NOT martini's.

A true martini is a straight mans drink. Gin with a tiny drop of Vermouth.

A straight man will drink half empty beers with cig butts in them if all the booze has run out LOL

Holly Lez! 05-19-2006 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

I love lipstick lesbians. Bulldykes scare me. A lot......

Ugg me too:Oh crap

BoyAlley 05-19-2006 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nakedsword Holly
Ugg me too:Oh crap

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Young 05-19-2006 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley
I like Vodka Martinis. :Oh crap :Oh crap :Oh crap

there we go. those go down like water. get me into trouble. so i stick with the gin

Jennyfer 05-19-2006 04:56 PM

enjoy the drinks:thumbsup

Nazgrel 05-19-2006 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley
Who the fuck is Allen? People from Norway are weird.


Alley, sorry mate.

Just a sideeffect of the beer, reduced spelling :P

BoyAlley 05-19-2006 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nazgrel
Alley, sorry mate.

OOOH, I didn't even see that as being a possible typo, hahaha. Lub you long time.

:thumbsup

Libertine 05-19-2006 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Martin
A straight man will drink half empty beers with cig butts in them if all the booze has run out LOL

It's true :Oh crap

BoyAlley 05-19-2006 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punkworld
It's true :Oh crap

ewww..........

jimthefiend 05-19-2006 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley
Feeling Almost Like A Str8 Boy!


It'll pass..

WD Brian 05-19-2006 05:23 PM

You need upgrade to some harder stuff...like Zima.

BoyAlley 05-19-2006 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend
It'll pass..

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

aico 05-19-2006 05:33 PM

You must be uber-gay if drinking Smirnoff Ice makes you feel less gay.

BoyAlley 05-19-2006 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico
You must be uber-gay if drinking Smirnoff Ice makes you feel less gay.

Yes. I am the Uber Gay HomoSexual! Nice to meet you.

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Sosa 05-19-2006 05:36 PM

some sick shit you are drinking. grab a beer :)


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