I just got a visit from the cops
 

Seems my old ass neighbor doesn't like subsonic vibrations at 7 in the morning. She has been after me ever since she moved in, she hates the fact that I run a studio out of my guest house. She has been trying everything to piss me off in the past year. I understand 7 in the morning is a little early, but she complains all day about it. She put a note on my dogs collar one time saying "My owner is inconsiderate". What can I do to get back at this bitch.

she put something on your dog? what a crazy bitch. couldn't you complain about that?

Send her on a peace mission to the middle east.

or change your dogs to the sort that doesn't take kindly at people putting notes on their collar.

http://pantransit.reptiles.org/image...co-big-dog.jpg

Teach Your Dog to Bite, and then send him back over there with a pen and paper. :)

She tied a piece of cardboard to his collar.

Wrestle her to the ground....

Put a dog collar on her....

Attach a note saying "Who's the Bitch now?!"

LOL..my dog does bite, just he's a MinPin, not very vicious. They have kids, that ride 4-wheelers around the yard all day, and those aren't quiet, sometimes they ride them out on the road which is illegal but the cops never catch the little bastards.
Its like that episode of the Osbornes, the cops only come when I am doing wrong.

lol heheheheh..



um.. why are you putting up with this? have you said anything to her? like anything at all?

put something around her kids necks along the same line as what she did to your dog.. "My owner is inconsiderate".

"I understand 7 in the morning is a little early, but she complains all day about it."

... she is fucking right, if someone would wake me up every morning that early I wouldn´t even think about calling the cops ... I´d put this to an end myself !!

I tried talking to her, but she is jealous of me I guess, she won't even hear me out, she thinks cause I am 24 years old and have a nicer house than them (they are late 40's) they think I am some brat. She is like "Oh..Mr. Bigshot, used to work for Brittney Spears, friends with a few bands, you think you are hot shit cause you got a new house." She won't even settle this like adults. She is mad also cause she has a 18 year old daughter, that sneaks over when we have parties over here.

bitch

go around at 4am and fill all her keyholes with superglue

put fetish and gay porn mags hanging outta her mail box

subscribe her to snail mail spam lists

use a lighter under the handle on her car door and run away when she approaches, before she sees you

put out a personal ad in her name under the women for women section in the local newspaper

advertise a garage sale at her house, 6 am sunday morning

take out an obituary in her name

call for taxis and pizzas to her address

tip off local tabloids regarding a whore house at her address

register her full name in a .com and point it to some beast site

accuse her of running beast sites

tip off cnn about it

throw condoms filled with milk onto her lawn in the middle of the night

introduce fire ants to her back yard

shoot her kid with a bb gun

shoot her with a shotgun

steal her panties from the washing line

:BangBang: :BangBang:

I hate those kind of people whose life is ruined and they try to ruin other's too. Those people have nothing better to do than complain :BangBang:

Geez bulldog, dealt with this before

Also as for me playing music at 7 in the morning, Its not a regular thing, actually today is the first time.

:evil-laug :evil-laug :evil-laug :evil-laug :evil-laug

Raid her trash - you want the following if you can:

Credit card statements.
Bank statements.
Phone bills (cell and landline).
Electricy bill.
Gas bill.
Cable TV bill.

Use the phone book or whitepages.com to find the address of someone else with her surname, preferably out of state.
Cancel everything by phoning up each company and saying that she has died, and you are her son acting on behalf of her estate. Give them the address you just looked up and ask them to forward everything there. Keep the bills and statements handy 'cos they'll ask for account numbers. Remember to act as if you're almost in tears - it'll be more believable that way.

Trust me, this works. Er, so I've heard...
:winkwink:

Wait for Bone Prone's advice which will be "Fuck her"

Plug your vcr into your amps and play porno movies at 6 :BangBang: this also removes mormons

kill her with kindness. send her flowers and fruit baskets and hire dudes to mow her lawn. i always find that being sweeter than sweet to mean people freaks them the hell out and shuts them the fuck up.

If I were forced to listen to any kind of music at any given time of the day I would go crazy..... If you are playing music at high volumes wihtout ear-pieces(?) you should be shot....

How would you like to listen to construction noise whenever you step out of the house? Or perhaps she can even hear you when she is inside her own house?

/PB

I live on 3.5 acres, I moved out here to be loud, I have a recording studio, its sound proofed, but you can't sound proof bass. I have to listen to the music at a decent level, with the subs turned up, thats my job, to make it sound right.
And whats the difference between this and when her husband mows the yard at 7 in the morning on sunday mornings?

Why do you think he mows the lan at 7 in the morning? Look at it from their perspective, they have not asked to hear you music. I seen to recall a court rules about some dude that heard loud music.... I believe he were forced to clean something while listen to music he didnt like.

I'm sorry but there are no excuses in my book - playing music should not be louder then hearing the birds sing.

actually i feel like shooting anything that so much as squeeks before 8am.. and that includes singing birds... 7am is just not a time that people should be up at unless you're still conscious from the night before.. i used to live next to some mormons and they mowed their lawns at 8am on NEW YEARS DAY.. year after year.. for FUCKS SAKE.. fucking dirty cunts, every man and his dog has a hangover and these fuckers are giving hell to the heathens..

besides that you should still fuck her daughter in the ass for good measure.

Take a piecse of alluminum foil.
find some of your dog shit. place it on the foil.
wrap it around.
put it in a neet box.
gift rap it. and leave it in her mail box.
:1orglaugh

hmmm, Music sounds better than a mower's engine :winkwink:

anyway, just fuck her, you have done everything in your hand to keep it quiet in the outside, you soundproofed your studio, there is no way you can work without pumping it up...

Just keep on working and don't pay any attention to her, she'll get tired after a while.

Funny thing, I just got a letter from my neighbors upstairs.

They said that my bass dont let them sleep. :)

ONLY If they knew thats nothing because is coming out of my computer.

:Graucho

18 year old daughter?!?

Dude! Im thinken som new teen content, that one would really piss her off...

That would suit her right. :)

dude, wtf are you doing working at 7am in the morning ?
I usually go to bed at 4-5 AM and sleep till 2-3 PM

anyway, playing loud music at 7 AM is evil :GFYBand

I like the paintball way
you hide outside her house in the morning and when she opens the door for her payper :ak47: :ak47: :BangBang: :

and Voila!!!!! :ak47:

Take pictures of her daugter, give it away as a free content and then send her the link :Graucho

ROFL Get a mentle picture of that.... add a few leathers and u got urself another niche


bunky

Take A dump on her porch, then attach a note to your dog saying, "My turds anren't that big"

that too bad

ROFLMAO!!:1orglaugh

80% of normal working citizens are up and at it by 7 or 7:30 to get to work showered and fed by 9:00. Tell her she's a sloth, and fuck her daughter. (taking pictures all the while).

You have done everything to reduce the amount of disturbance caused by your work. How much sub-age are we talking about here? Most music studio's don't run subs until the end of the mixing process, But I guess if you're going to run them, you want to do it on fresh ears.

Are you mixing movies? Hardly seems likely. Can't mix in headphones though.. that's a big nono.

AHA !! Now the plot thickens, and the truth comes out ...

You FUCKED her ... didn't ya ???:Graucho

Personally, I think this method works a lot better than people think. If you've never done it, I would recommend you try it at least once. Really over-do it, too. You get hilarious results.

Some people are just bitches, and you can't really win. But most will freak out and offer to water your lawn or something.

hehehe Min Pins rule man - check out the pic of mine hehehe...

http://superbooger.com/sponsors.html i use it my avatar heheh


I wouldnt get him/her to bite her though, you could lose alot. Theyll put the dog to sleep and youll be tried in court for sure... not sure on the laws where tyou are, but in Cali these motherfuckers'll take your house if your cat scratches em..