how do you keep strippers parfum off of you?
 

Ven stopping at the gas station to put gas doesn't seem to mask the parfume ordour!

hang your shirt on your car antenna on the ride home

Ask a man to cum on your shoulder. It works.

Keep a change of clothes in the trunk.

Go in the strip club naked

Thats a good idea!

ask her what sort of she wears

then go and buy a bottle, spay it on you, then give it to your wife as a gift and tell her you spayed abit on yourself to see if it smelled nice :thumbsup

hahah if i ever need advice on anything, i'm asking gfy... all these answers cracked me up

There are more than one stripper at clubs and the same stripper doesn't always wear the same parfume.

Just don't go pay for dances ... hire a street whore instead she'll smell like shit inteead.

They all change everyday and if you get more then 1 then you're fucked.

Strippers put so much on that it fucking stink

LOL. Hookers and escorts are not for me.

There is a product called Ozium spray. It neutrolizes most odors. Try it, I hear it works. Now getting the sparkles off is where it gets tricky and the way you will get nailed every single time, unless you bring a gift home with sparkles on the ribbon.Watch out for make-up stains on both the front and back of your shirt, thoses broads wear that shit everywhere.

How do I know all of this? I've never actually been to a strip club...

LOL!

C

One of my buddies stops by around 3 am after leaving the strip club to use the dryer, he throws his shirt in there with some fabric softener and then goes home

Isn't ozium spray an air cleaner? Is it safe on human skin?

I always hated when those stinking ass bitches would start spraying that hideous cheap body spray all over the dressing room..and the glitter.. I would send a bitch home and tell her to take a shower cause no man wants to go home with glitter all over his crotch and face..the best part was handing the pole humpers a bottle of windex and some papertowels to make them clean their pussy grease off the pole that I was about to touch with my hands.

Take a shower..come to work smelling like a person , you will leave smelling like sweat and smoke anyhows..the perfume and cheap body sprays make it a vomitous smell.

i don't get the whole stripper thing...

you go ther see pretty girls dance and you get a boner.

if it is a normal stripclub the girls won't sleep with you.

if they sleep with you , you could save all the money you spent to see them dance and fuck them immediatly

haha very true

Some strippers do take outs but you don't go to strip clubs to get lucky. You go there to get entertained and converse with strippers and patrons.

HOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLING LAUGHTA

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

That works but what if it is all over the pants too?

I just carry a small bottle of my fave Cologne to spray on myself after, of course I make sure it is my womens fave too, that way she may want to get it on when I get home when she smells it, gods know I will.

Wrap yourself head to toe in cellophane... remember to stck short straws in the nostrils, it's hard to breathe through cellophane :upsidedow

use a bad after shave that kills the sent... :thumbsup but on you way home...otherwise the stripper wont get near you... :1orglaugh

wow.. are the women that some you are going to at home that stupid they cant smell the atrocious scent of liquor, smoke, and sprayed over cologne.. whats it like to be with someone so clueless...or maybe the woman at home doesnt care cause while you are at the strip clubs she is hanging with her other boyfriend :1orglaugh

tell them to keep from rubbing all over your body and to just concentrate on your crotch area with her ass

Smell em before they dance with you, if it's too strong don't get the dance.

Thats where the stinky girls spray that shit the most.. on their asses. Damn, I wish I could have had a videocamera in the dressing rooms back then.. some of you would be highly repulsed and amused. :1orglaugh

Keep a spray bottle of fabreze in the car. Its the sparkles you need to watch out for though. Especially if you have em in the crotch area UNDER the clothes.

The normal stripper smell is Baby Oil mixed with whatever perfume they choose, normally Victoria's Secret. Almost all the girls put baby oil on first and that is the distinctive smell. So just find a reason why you would have to smell like baby oil and you're set.

However, if you need to go to the strip club even though your wife or girlfriend doesnt want you too, you need to either respect her wishes if you love her or dump her if you dont. Its ridiculous to hide going to the strip club from your significant other.

how about dont go? if you have to cover up the stripper smell something aint right....

I just love you! :1orglaugh You nailed it right on the head. In Vegas at Cheetah's and Olympic Gardens the managers tell the girls not to wear glitter or spray shit because men don't want to go home stinking woman. And I remember being in their one time and a girl was fired right when she walked off stage for sliding down the pole with he puss all the way down. I laughed so hard. I am sure she ended up in a trash bar after that. haha

VERY GOOD POINT!!! :thumbsup :thumbsup

Bingo! :thumbsup

Fabreeze!!!!!!!! ;)

thats not baby oil..that smell is baby wipes.. oil and lotion are not encouraged as they make the pole slippery and girls can injure themselves..

I totally agree on the second part of your statement..lying and sneaking aint cool .

Pear Glace from Victoria's Secret is THE scent for all the East St. Louis strippers. Victoria's Secret's number one perfume seller, year after year.

You can smell them before you see them, even when they are entering a normal place like McDonalds or the grocery store. Pear Glace' smells like 20's leaving your wallet.

I can see why guys don't tell their women they go to shake joints because you have to deal with all that.."Aren't I pretty enough, why do you need to go look at them.. blah blah".

Find a girl who'll go with you and you're odor problems disappear.

Easiest solution: don't date/marry a chick that's so uptight that she won't let you go to a strip club.

LOL, awesome answer Chris :winkwink:
WG

I say if your love one trows a fit every you tell her you going for a few hours to a strip club, it's better not telling her anything since your not doing anything wrong. It's not like you're cheating on her.

Well, if she doesnt want you to go and you love and respect her, lying to her and going anyway is doing something wrong.