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PenisFace 12-17-2005 04:04 AM

I hate Canada.
 
Yes. It's true. It was hard for me to admit it, but as a Canadian that's been living in Canada for 19 years, I can now publically admit, that I hate Canada. Canada is a joke. It's always been a joke. Our political system is a horrible failure. Our politicians are all corrupt and assholes. Our justice system is the laughing stock of the ENTIRE FUCKING PLANET. Cops arrest people in Canada for MURDER, and the perpetrator gets out in either a) 2 years, b) 5 years) or c) they get house arrest after the charge is lowered to manslaughter.

A kid here, 16 I believe he was, was chased down and beaten to death by a large group of other kids. All the charges have since been dropped, and the last guy who is still being charged, is being charged for manslaughter, and is looking at, get this, no jail time, because he was under 18 at the time.

It needs to be known in the world, that if you ever plan on killing another human being, do it in Canada. You wont even goto prison for it. Criminals who murder people in Canada are treated better by the justice system and the government than the victims and their families are.

You can be damn sure that if you're murdered here, justice WILL NOT be served. In the States, if someone is murdered, and a person arrested, the family can find SOME closure in that fact, but in Canada, the family will be humiliated when the perp gets off.

A recent surge in handgun related homocides in the Vancouver area have prompted quick action from our retarded politicians--Let's ban handguns entirely! Sure, banning them won't do jack shit when it comes to preventing THOUSANDS of illegal weapons being smuggled up from the US, and we all know criminals sure as fuck wont surrender their illegally purchased and owned firearms. So now we've got upstanding citizens who can't own handguns, while criminals can continue to own and operate all the firearms they wish!

The INSTANT I finish my schooling here, I'm gone. I'm thinking Australia maybe, maybe even the UK. I don't know where I'm going to end up. To be honest, I don't fucking care. Even Iraq is a better example of a country than Canada is, and Iraq is a fucking pathetic example of a country! I used to wonder why WarChild was such a cocksucking anti-canadian, but I realise now that this defensive reaction was nothing more than me trying to convince myself that I like Canada. I managed to bullshit myself for 17 years about how great Canada is. And now, tonight, I've finally had a revelation. Canada is a pit of hypocrisy, hate, retarded politicians, pathetic justice, and idiotic laws.

Europe (or possibly Australia), HERE I FUCKING COME.

who 12-17-2005 04:07 AM

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Originally Posted by PenisFace

The INSTANT I finish my schooling here, I'm gone. I'm thinking Australia maybe, maybe even the UK.

Don't bother going to Australia. The government there grew up in Yoorella (someone will know what I mean).

Australia is a beautiful country, but alas, there's too many Aussies there. (Unless you live out in the countryside).

neverlearn 12-17-2005 04:16 AM

we really dont need ya so fuck off :1orglaugh

PenisFace 12-17-2005 04:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by neverlearn
we really dont need ya so fuck off :1orglaugh

Thanks. So you have no problem with our inept government, or our god awful justice system?

Tempest 12-17-2005 04:19 AM

If you really give a shit then go into politics or something so you can make a difference instead of crying about it and running away like a little child.

flashfire 12-17-2005 04:19 AM

is that why the murder rate in canada is so low?

PenisFace 12-17-2005 04:19 AM

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Originally Posted by flashfire
is that why the murder rate in canada is so low?

It's low because everyone here is too busy abusing our "Free" healthcare.

PenisFace 12-17-2005 04:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Tempest
If you really give a shit then go into politics or something so you can make a difference instead of crying about it and running away like a little child.

I hate politics. Politics are the reason mankind is so seperated and against each other. That and religion.

PenisFace 12-17-2005 04:22 AM

Canadians are also alot less friendly than Americans. I can say this from experience. Any time I've ever been in the United States (And I've been all over it), Americans were far friendlier than Canadians (and I've been all over Canada).

Ace_luffy 12-17-2005 04:28 AM

sad too heard that

greygoose 12-17-2005 05:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PenisFace
Canadians are also alot less friendly than Americans. I can say this from experience. Any time I've ever been in the United States (And I've been all over it), Americans were far friendlier than Canadians (and I've been all over Canada).

for real?

Validus 12-17-2005 05:15 AM

I am Canadian and have been working in Germany for the last few years... trust me... Canada ROCKS!

facialfreak 12-17-2005 05:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PenisFace
Canadians are also alot less friendly than Americans. I can say this from experience. Any time I've ever been in the United States (And I've been all over it), Americans were far friendlier than Canadians (and I've been all over Canada).

OMFG are you for real or just a big board troll?

Why don't you just move to the fucking states and be done with it ... I hear New Orleans is pretty this time of year...

thanks for the early morning laugh ...
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Basic_man 12-17-2005 05:42 AM

I agree with some of your points.. but I still prefer Martin than Bush..

BRISK 12-17-2005 05:46 AM

PenisFace, you're young and naive.

tranza 12-17-2005 05:59 AM

man that sucks

chadglni 12-17-2005 06:12 AM

This end of Canada is a backassward retarded shithole as well.

PenisFace 12-17-2005 06:38 AM

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Originally Posted by facialfreak
OMFG are you for real or just a big board troll?

Why don't you just move to the fucking states and be done with it ... I hear New Orleans is pretty this time of year...

thanks for the early morning laugh ...
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

You're accusing me of being a troll when I've been here far longer than you? Come on, almost all of my posts have been legitimate, including the ones in this thread.

I can't think of ONE american I've encountered that hasn't been completely friendly. Even the stupid ones from the south were extremely friendly. Through my travels of Canada, I've met TONS of dickheads/assholes/twats.

Further more, several of my American friends tell me that when they meet a Canadian and reveal themselves to be American, the Canadian will go onto a rant about the US/george bush/republicans/whatever. When I was in North Carolina, if someone knew I was Canadian, they would ask me stuff about Canada, they wouldn't shit talk my country.

And I am definitly not planning on ever living in the United States. I can't stand their government, and it's far to close to Canada.

evildick 12-17-2005 06:49 AM

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Originally Posted by PenisFace

A recent surge in handgun related homocides in the Vancouver area have prompted quick action from our retarded politicians--Let's ban handguns entirely! Sure, banning them won't do jack shit when it comes to preventing THOUSANDS of illegal weapons being smuggled up from the US, and we all know criminals sure as fuck wont surrender their illegally purchased and owned firearms. So now we've got upstanding citizens who can't own handguns, while criminals can continue to own and operate all the firearms they wish!

I think you are being too harsh on Canada, but I totally agree about the handgun thing.

All the recent handgun murders I can recall involved smuggled handguns from the US. If anyone here from Canada has a handgun, you know the hoops you have to jump through to own one. I can guarantee there are no criminals that own handguns legitimately. Now everyone that spent thousands to get one legally will probably have to turn it in to be destroyed. And since anyone that owns one legally will have already registered it, there is no way you can stop them from taking them, since they already know you have it.

Just another slap in the face to the law-abiding citizens in the name of "preventing crime", which does ZERO to actually get at the root of the real problems, not unlike the pathetic gun registry, which isn't even supported by any of the OPP officers I personally know.

At least I hear they are leaving it up to the provinces to decide whether or not to ban them, but we all know how that is going to turn out.

JuiceMonkey 12-17-2005 06:56 AM

damn you're forced to live here as well?
GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE COUNTRY

Phoenix 12-17-2005 06:59 AM

dont run away from problems....why not make a change, join a political party....bitching and moving away wont get you anywhere...but if you want to leave so bad...then go

Tricksy 12-17-2005 07:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PenisFace
Canadians are also alot less friendly than Americans. I can say this from experience. Any time I've ever been in the United States (And I've been all over it), Americans were far friendlier than Canadians (and I've been all over Canada).

I doubt it. I have completely different opinion. Shit like u described happens in every country, so I'm not sure that any place on the earth will be good for you.

Manowar 12-17-2005 07:49 AM

come to england


where the justice system is actually worse. lol!

Praguer 12-17-2005 07:58 AM

These kids are fucking criminals. If they had the balls to kill someone, them or their parents should face the consequences and be punished for that.

As the opposite example, the local congress here in Czech just recently passed a legislation to lower the age of criminal responsibilty to 14.

Thumbs up to them for recognizing that childern are far different now to those from 40-50 years ago when these criminal laws were written.

NoWhErE 12-17-2005 08:00 AM

Lol you obviously have a narrow minded vision of things my friend.

Remember, the grass always looks greener on the other side.


Live somewhere else for awhile and you'll see why Canada is pretty good.

Thumbking 12-17-2005 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PenisFace
Canadians are also alot less friendly than Americans. I can say this from experience. Any time I've ever been in the United States (And I've been all over it), Americans were far friendlier than Canadians (and I've been all over Canada).

I do not agree with that

Doctor Dre 12-17-2005 10:31 AM

Centers :
Joe Thornton
Joe Sakic
Brad Richards
Jason Spezza

Left Wings :
Simon Gagne
Vincent Lecavalier
Dany Heatly
Paul Karia

Right Wings :
Jarome Iginla
Martin St-Louis
Patrick Marleau
Ryan Smith

Def :
Scott Niedermayer
Chris Pronger
Wade Redden
Ed Jovanovski
Rob Blake
Robyn Regehr

Goaltending :
Martin Brodeur
Marty Turco
Curtis Joseph
Roberto Luango

Kassidy 12-17-2005 10:45 AM

Going to live in another country for a while would probably be the best thing for you. You'll grow to realize that Canada isn't really all that bad afterall. There is corruption, stupidity, and assholes everywhere. You're young yet - you'll get it one day.

neverlearn 12-17-2005 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre
Centers :
Joe Thornton
Joe Sakic
Brad Richards
Jason Spezza

Left Wings :
Simon Gagne
Vincent Lecavalier
Dany Heatly
Paul Karia

Right Wings :
Jarome Iginla
Martin St-Louis
Patrick Marleau
Ryan Smith

Def :
Scott Niedermayer
Chris Pronger
Wade Redden
Ed Jovanovski
Rob Blake
Robyn Regehr

Goaltending :
Martin Brodeur
Marty Turco
Curtis Joseph
Roberto Luango

:thumbsup :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Jman 12-17-2005 10:56 AM

Go away allready, Canada does not need a troll like you...

Au revoir ;-)

RawAlex 12-17-2005 11:50 AM

It's okay... Canada hates you too. You can leave now, and go to the US and pay the big money for your substandard education.

Alex

pornguy 12-17-2005 11:54 AM

The murder rate is low, because the charge is changed to manslaughter.

Jman 12-17-2005 11:55 AM

hahaha RawAlex you coming to Dominican Republic man?

Hit me up on ICQ

Spunky 12-17-2005 11:57 AM

I tend to agree that our justice system sucks ass.but there is no other place I would rather be

CDSmith 12-17-2005 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PenisFace
Canadians are also alot less friendly than Americans.

Based on my experience and that of many friends of mine who are American and have visited from various parts of the US, I would strongly disagree on this point.

And there are flaws in the justice system of every country, not just Canada. You can run but you can't hide.

sounds like you belong in another country though. Best of luck finding one that suits you.

CybermedAndy 12-17-2005 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by PenisFace

A kid here, 16 I believe he was, was chased down and beaten to death by a large group of other kids. All the charges have since been dropped, and the last guy who is still being charged, is being charged for manslaughter, and is looking at, get this, no jail time, because he was under 18 at the time.

It.

I know the case you're referring to, its an absolute fucking travesty how those gutless cocksuckers got off like that. Made my stomach churn reading that

:disgust

CybermedAndy 12-17-2005 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PenisFace
Canadians are also alot less friendly than Americans. I can say this from experience. Any time I've ever been in the United States (And I've been all over it), Americans were far friendlier than Canadians (and I've been all over Canada).

Sorry but this is flat out wrong

sherie 12-17-2005 12:06 PM

LOL good luck to you. It's been said in this thread already, make a change rather than run away. It will do you some good to move away from Canada, that way you will come to appreciate it more. If you don't think that there are worse murder rates in the world or worse justice systems or corrupt governments, you are sadly mistaken. Your age show's, nothing wrong with that, but live elsewhere before you tell us how much the Country sucks.

And as far as Americans being nicer, come on. There are assholes everywhere, are you sure that it's not just you that comes off as being a prick so that people aren't so inclined to give you the time of day? And no, Americans don't mock you at all...how many times has one asked you to say "about"? LOL

pornguy - that is not true, manslaughter is still counted as a homicide, the actual criminal charge is not what is counted. A homicide is a homicide is a homicide. The news reports them as "murders" and they are "murders" as far as STATSCAN is concerned.

Violetta 12-17-2005 12:09 PM

I got room for you all in Norway! :thumbsup

rezdesign 12-17-2005 12:09 PM

sure, there are wrongs with every country, but Canada is still HOME sweet home. :thumbsup


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