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BradM 11-09-2005 12:08 AM

You have 12 million dollars: What do you do?
 
You win $12 million on a $1 lotto ticket you bought.

Tax free. What do you do with it?

blazi 11-09-2005 12:09 AM

give it to charity, it's just money

MetaMan 11-09-2005 12:11 AM

i would buy BradM a bullet for the gun he always wanted to use on himself.

WiredGuy 11-09-2005 12:12 AM

Got something to tell the rest of us?
WG

SilentKnight 11-09-2005 12:13 AM

I'd buy a bigger ashtray (this one beside me keeps filling up too damn quick) :(

SilentKnight

Damian_Maxcash 11-09-2005 12:13 AM

The shock would kill me - Thats why I dont buy lotto tickets.

Babagirls 11-09-2005 12:14 AM

-buy a mansion
-take care of my immediate family (houses, cars, college funds, etc)
-buy 3 cars for myself (hummer, lambo and a navigator)
-invest 3 million in different things (stocks, real estate and banks)
-customize the most bad-ass computer known to man
-buy tons of fleshlights to keep the boyfriend busy for a while
-rent strippers everyday (male and female)
-build a shag room in my mansion (dildos, sex swings, dvds, movie projectors, etc)
-hire a hot maid to clean in a sexy maid outfit

i could go on and on :)

munki 11-09-2005 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight
I'd buy a bigger ashtray (this one beside me keeps filling up too damn quick) :(

SilentKnight

Agreed... maybe even 2.

blazi 11-09-2005 12:18 AM

honest though, if I won that much cash I wouldn't have to rob the liquor store anymore, but I'd still do it just for fun!

ClimaxXx 11-09-2005 12:19 AM

Buy a decent house, and spend the rest on building cars for myself...give some to charitys...meh, who knows...it'll never happen anyways lol

Stacey_JoinRightNow 11-09-2005 12:20 AM

I'll buy my dream house...
living near a beach, big garden, pool
I'll buy a sports car, the other money invest to the business, share it to my whole family that include relatives and friends and charity also...

nofx 11-09-2005 12:21 AM

I would buy Wyoming and turn it into a homeland for outcasts of society.

then probably start my own army and fund my own lil revolution

Kimmykim 11-09-2005 12:23 AM

10% to charities of my choice that actually make a difference.

Another 10% for doing things that are immediate gratification for me, friends, family, etc.

Lock the rest up in a principally guaranteed investment that paid a decent return in interest.

BradM 11-09-2005 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx
start my own army and fund my own lil revolution

:winkwink:

DWB 11-09-2005 12:28 AM

Copious amounts of high-end supermodel whores, booze and drugs.

Then with the remaining 2 million I would take care of my family.

pornmonger 11-09-2005 01:28 AM

I'd give it to Nikki Nova...NOT!

Vlad 11-09-2005 01:36 AM

I'd buy one way ticket to the moon

Ecchi22 11-09-2005 01:49 AM

Give them all to unknown guy on GFY board with nickname Ecchi22, and be his slave to the end of your life, and you will sure do this because he have great skills convincing people, but 99.9% of the people are telling him to shut the fuck up :)

Jakke PNG 11-09-2005 01:52 AM

I'd buy new underwear as I would have soiled myself if I had won.

kobrety007 11-09-2005 01:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vlad
I'd buy one way ticket to the moon

:thumbsup yeeeeeeeeeeeeah

lagwagon 11-09-2005 02:18 AM

buy rental properties.

Jakke PNG 11-09-2005 02:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lagwagon
buy rental properties.

I would NEVER..tenants are a pain in the ass. My mom's having issues with one, she's been in court with the tenant for 14 months now, and the fucking judge can't get the guy evicted even though he has failed to pay the rent for 18 months. $4k/month I might add.

Validus 11-09-2005 02:31 AM

Donate and invest in my business ideas? oh yea? and buy more stocks.

JFK 11-09-2005 02:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeenGodFather
I would NEVER..tenants are a pain in the ass. My mom's having issues with one, she's been in court with the tenant for 14 months now, and the fucking judge can't get the guy evicted even though he has failed to pay the rent for 18 months. $4k/month I might add.

ouch , that hurts :disgust

woj 11-09-2005 02:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blazi
honest though, if I won that much cash I wouldn't have to rob the liquor store anymore, but I'd still do it just for fun!

:1orglaugh

georgeyw 11-09-2005 03:03 AM

i'd buy a porsche - set it on fire infront of the dealership then drive off in a POS datsun.

Then i'd buy a 1million dollar house - and drive a D10 thru the middle of it - jump in my POS datsun and drive off.

Then I'd buy a nice piece of property and a few earthmoving vehicles. Then play smash up derby's in them - then drive off in my POS datsun.

after that I figure i'd have about 3million left and i'd move to a nice cheap assed town by the sea - buy a nice clean small place on good sized property and repaint my POS datsun.

THE END

Ace-wtf 11-09-2005 03:36 AM

i'd build a chocolate factory

BAKO 11-09-2005 04:00 AM

Ill Buy me a New Monitor

Katrina 11-09-2005 04:06 AM

-investments
-make life better for family
-travelling around the world
-dream house
-buy horse farm

milambur 11-09-2005 04:34 AM

I'd find 10 promising high tech startups and invest $1M in each of them. I'd extend my cash reserve with $1M and put $1M into my own ventures.

wtfent 11-09-2005 04:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babagirls
-buy a mansion
-take care of my immediate family (houses, cars, college funds, etc)
-buy 3 cars for myself (hummer, lambo and a navigator)
-invest 3 million in different things (stocks, real estate and banks)
-customize the most bad-ass computer known to man
-buy tons of fleshlights to keep the boyfriend busy for a while
-rent strippers everyday (male and female)
-build a shag room in my mansion (dildos, sex swings, dvds, movie projectors, etc)
-hire a hot maid to clean in a sexy maid outfit

i could go on and on :)


Thats a quality post.

phonesex 11-09-2005 04:35 AM

become the next Hugh

blazin 11-09-2005 06:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeenGodFather
I would NEVER..tenants are a pain in the ass. My mom's having issues with one, she's been in court with the tenant for 14 months now, and the fucking judge can't get the guy evicted even though he has failed to pay the rent for 18 months. $4k/month I might add.

Kick him out and change the locks :2 cents:

If the law won't help take it into your own hands

Pandemos 11-09-2005 06:56 AM

Buy a big house in a very secluded location and host bacchanalian fetish orgies.

Oh, I would have a kickass home cinema built as well.

DraX 11-09-2005 06:59 AM

taking a long vacation to paradise, where ever that is

DaddyHalbucks 11-09-2005 07:29 AM

Indulge myself and my family a little, invest alot, and give some away.

I definitely wouldn't give any to religious charities, most of which spout anti-porn non-sense yet fund legal defenses for accused child molesters (their ministers and priests).

spideriux 11-09-2005 07:38 AM

I will buy Ferrari :)

tranza 11-09-2005 07:40 AM

be on permanent vacations

BitAudioVideo 11-09-2005 07:47 AM

let it ride... buy 12 million lotto tickets!

Pretty_Lara 11-09-2005 07:58 AM

moving to America !


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