Hilarious Ebay Item =)
 

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...41#description

make sure you READ THE DESCRIPTION

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You are bidding on a mistake.

We all make mistakes. We date the wrong people for too long. We chew gum with our mouths open. We say inappropriate things in front of grandma.

And we buy leather pants.

I can explain these pants and why they are in my possession. I bought them many, many years ago under the spell of a woman whom I believed to have taste. She suggested I try them on. I did. She said they looked good. I wanted to have a relationship of sorts with her. I?m stupid and prone to impulsive decisions. I bought the pants.

The relationship, probably for better, never materialized. The girl, whose name I can?t even recall, is a distant memory. I think she was short.

Ultimately the pants were placed in the closet where they have remained, unworn, for nearly a decade. I would like to emphasize that: Aside from trying these pants on, they have never, ever been worn. In public or private.

I have not worn these leather pants for the following reasons:

I am not a member of Queen.
I do not like motorcycles.
I am not Rod Stewart.
I am not French.
I do not cruise for transvestites in an expensive sports car.

These were not cheap leather pants. They are Donna Karan leather pants. They?re for men. Brave men, I would think. Perhaps tattooed, pierced men. In fact, I?ll go so far as to say you either have to be very tough, very gay, or very famous to wear these pants and get away with it.

Again, they?re men?s pants, but they?d probably look great on the right lady. Ladies can get away with leather pants much more often than men can. It?s a sad fact that men who own leather pants will have to come to terms with.

They are size 34x34. I am no longer size 34x34, so even were I to suddenly decide I was a famous gay biker I would not be able to wear these pants. These pants are destined for someone else. For reasons unknown - perhaps to keep my options open, in case I wanted to become a pirate - I have shuffled these unworn pants from house to house, closet to closet. Alas, it is now time to part ways so that I may use the extra room for any rhinestone-studded jeans I may purchase in the future.

These pants are in excellent condition. They were never taken on pirate expeditions. They weren?t worn onstage. They didn?t straddle a Harley, or a guy named Harley. They just hung there, sad and ignored, for a few presidencies.

Someone, somewhere, will look great in these pants. I?m hoping that someone is you, or that you can be suckered into buying them by a girl you?re trying to bed.

Please buy these leather pants.

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Be sure the read the questions and answers too. :winkwink:

Nice, he's got them up to $100.

Username: Bsack :1orglaugh

im not a member of queen :1orglaugh

I'll take 2 pairs LOL

Cool Description

LOL, nice reading. :1orglaugh

hahahahahahaha nice

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Q: Are these pants worthy of cruising for transvestites while in my Maserati? I just got one and need an outfit that would go with my new car.
Sep-22-05
A: I think leather pants would accent that mid-life crisis quite nicely.

This is NOT me !!!!

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I love this ...

They?re for men. Brave men, I would think. Perhaps tattooed, pierced men. In fact, I?ll go so far as to say you either have to be very tough, very gay, or very famous to wear these pants and get away with it.
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whaha he got it sold too

$102.50 :1orglaugh

lol funny

lol :) fun nice find

hahaha funny :D

very funny. I like the Q&A at the bottom :)

Q: Are these pants worthy of cruising for transvestites while in my Maserati? I just got one and need an outfit that would go with my new car.
Sep-22-05
A: I think leather pants would accent that mid-life crisis quite nicely.

I just realized this is Tim making the post :) Leave it to Tim to post something this funny. lmao

Are the pants worth that much, or does his story do it?

Great way to get alot of attention to your stuff.

hahahahaah at least he was creative.

Lol creative thinking!

I have already seen people bidding on a PSP BOX (no PSP inside)

2,527,668 people have visted that auction. Thats fucking insane, I remember reading somewhere about a company who makes auctions like this all the time to promote there websites. Very creative marketing look at the number of views!!


TPP :thumbsup

The relationship, probably for better, never materialized. The girl, whose name I can?t even recall, is a distant memory. I think she was short.

LOL that whole listening is pure comedy!

m-a-r-k-e-t-tating-TING!
good one, too. I cant believe he sold the pants, NOT selling them. May be the brand helped, but whatta u know

damn, 2.5 million page views on that auction?? That's ssome good exposure!~

This guy must have a closet full of "mistakes" because this at least the 3rd thread I have read on GFY about this item in over a month. :)

That was some funny reading :1orglaugh

This was posted a long time ago.

nice description. :1orglaugh

I bet you guys anything these were Brett's old Pants ;) jk

oh WTF :1orglaugh

i'm just curious how you found these tadow? need a new pair of leather pants?

Q: Are these pants worthy of cruising for transvestites while in my Maserati? I just got one and need an outfit that would go with my new car.
Sep-22-05
A: I think leather pants would accent that mid-life crisis quite nicely



LOL!!1

2Mil views and thousands of reposts
fucking nuts.

I was shopping for a new harness to bundle Matty up in, when I came across the listing =)

I think she was short.

lol
rofl

Q: I'm confused, is Donna Karan a rock star or a transvestite?

A: It's a very fine line, really