My wife left me a $54 note today...
 

On the back of a join4free check:

http://www.terra.es/personal5/october31/cheque.jpg

I'm accepting ideas for the best revenge possible. :feels-hot

My sister works at a bank and tells me i'll have no problem cashing this check, i'm not sure.

i think you wont have a problem ;)

when she comes home, have three or four 2 foot high piles of Post It note pads sitting on the kitchen table, with the check sitting on top of them...

she'll get the message.

cool, i think i'll make a nice big gift box for her with a post it pad inside :)

Kill her :ak47:

I tought about the brick of love too

:BangBang: :girl

hahaha... don't be bitter. :1orglaugh

when she gets home, make love to her like you've never made love to her before. :thumbsup

nah, that would be a reward for her ;)

What's it say anyway? ;)

i can't read it either

that is too funny :Graucho

always keep post-it notes handy hahaha

Life must be tough, when the only paper around the house is uncashed checks...lol

id like to know what she wrote too
cant read it

... I used to wipe my ass with IEG checks ... and then sent them back "attention" to setch werfuckknows ... !!

in your case, don´t do that ... send it back and get it replaced ...

no hablo

english please

shit... roberto, be nice. no yelling! :2 cents:

It says:

Roberto, you forgot to buy toilet paper again. Every check that was on the table (except this one) was used to wipe my ass and is now floating down through the sewage pipes.

Now buy some fucking bumwad with this lousy fuckin' check.

P.S. I had a good dump.

Holy shit. I'd flush the bitch.

But that's just me, I don't take crap from no one. :D
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I would say she deserves a facial!

:)

DH:glugglug

well of course...Brick Of Love is always the answer ;)))

And a Dirty Sanchez wouldn't hurt. :Graucho

franco=my son, mariela=wife's sister

It says:

Roberto: I left you a tshirt and sweatshirt for franco over the kitchen table, remember to put them in his backpack, tell mariela to put him sunscreen, and ask her what beach are they going to, call me around 3pm. Paula.

i went to an exchange office on my way to western union and the clerks had a good laugh, it can't be cashed :)
however you can write all you want on the back of our national banks checks.

she wrote on it because there are some $1 checks laying around in my desk from a recurring free cd program i tested for a couple days that looks exactly like this one.
now she says i would have more care and put them into a drawer or something, so it was my fault after all :eek7

...your fault...hehe...

Well, we all know who cracks the whip in that family
:eek7 :zzwhip

hmmm, thinking you may have to go look through her purse...see if your balls are in there.........

haha, i know it wasn't my fault, she does too and she feels like shit, just trying to show you how stubborn she is, she never apologizes, tries to find excuses for everything, but never an apology in the last 8 years, no matter how big or small the fuck up is, it's annoying :)

It can't be cashed because somebody WROTE on the back of it???

What kind of BS is that? I'd raise holy old hell at my bank if they ever
tried to bullfuck me like that. If they won't cash it, then deposit it in your account.
If they won't let you do that, then fucking change banks. They are being assholes.

And don't be such a wuss with you wife, she needs a man not a little boy.
I say spank her for her attitude. Oh yes, spank her bare ass good.
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Very cute story....Ok Are you guys Italian??

Can I see what your wife looks like?

so, you're saying you didn't find them? or you weren't "allowed" to look?

Fuckin' pervert. :1orglaugh

haha too funny!

funny how it was a woman :winkwink:

a man would NEVER do something like this...

hell, most guys would even bother with the fucking note :)

- Wes

Hell, at least if it was a guy that did this you could call him a dipshit and smack him on the forehead.

Women get away with murder. (but not in my house)
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hahaha, she has Italian roots, and believe me it DOES show, both in looks and personality :)
I'll take a pic of her with the check later

haha LMMAO funny thread :P

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Sykk, that is some of the funniest stuff I have seen in quite a while. Thanks

She probably has them up on the mantle is my bet, possibly bronzed, and under glass. Something her girlfriends will notice every time they come over.

here you go:

http://www.terra.es/personal5/october31/paula1.jpg

http://www.terra.es/personal5/october31/paula2.jpg

http://www.terra.es/personal5/october31/paula3.jpg

Sykk, priceless stuff man :thumbsup

I just had soda come out of my nose and splash the keyboard.

So now do you think I should take this back to the computer store, tell them that I build porn sites for a living, and my keyboard is "sticky" and I need to exchange it?

Think they'll believe it was soda??:winkwink:

roberto>> be fair to the ladies and post your pic ;)

hmmm.
I think I fucked her.
Cant remember.