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kmanrox 08-26-2005 01:25 AM

Why prostitutes are better than normal chicks
 
Post your reasons here! I'll start;

-One can concentrate 100% of my energy and time on my work, not worrying about making courtesty calls to my blackbook, or doing bullshit like going to the mall, cuddling, talking, dining, GOING OUT EVERY NIGHT, or EVERY WEEKEND in SEARCH of a LAY or 7Digits just like a CRACKHEAD.. This wastes valuable work time.

-One who doesnt like to 'chat' with chicks, DOESNT HAVE TO... Hey, how are you, would you like to shower? Great.... --shower--, take her by the hand to the balcony, bend her over and show the city who's Daddy..... Thanks, you were great, kiss... heres 25$, i'll call you next week...

-On even a remote impulse of horniness, BAM pick up the phone and there's pussy of your choice to do any kind of kinky shit you like, right away... Shes there, you're taken care of, she's gone.... 1 hour later you're back at your computer working.

-No Strings - Self explanatory... Besides the occasional SMS smalltalk they like to send, you're not obligated to call them, or care what the fuck they think..


These are just a few reasons I just came up with... All in all, I would have to say ppl that BASH ppl who dig hookers fit into one of these categories;

1) You're gay
2) You're wife/GF is watching you type right now
3) You live in America and the ONLY country where there arent Red Light Districts/areas that provide 20-75$ a pop hookers
4) You live in America and you don't have the money to be blowing on hookers
5) You don't live in America and you don't have the 50Euros to blow on hookers
6) You're a GWBushesque bible thumper, which means you wouldn't b reading GFY, so you don't fit this category
7) You're a woman or you're severly pussy whipped

Thoughts?

MetaMan 08-26-2005 01:27 AM

do guys who like hookers like the thought of dick also? ie they imagine all the dicks that have been in the hooker and enjoy it more?

Jakke PNG 08-26-2005 01:31 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan
do guys who like hookers like the thought of dick also? ie they imagine all the dicks that have been in the hooker and enjoy it more?

hahaha.. you think the average partying club-whore hasn't seen just as many cocks? ..and they get drunk and fuck without rubbers. Think that the next time you go down on a girl you pick up at a bar.

That being said, I don't do hookers. I have a girlfriend who works in the biz, in my company and I enjoy her vagina. I don't condone hookers by any means. I'd probably go down that route if I ever got single, I don't have time to go clubbing. :1orglaugh

kmanrox 08-26-2005 01:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan
do guys who like hookers like the thought of dick also? ie they imagine all the dicks that have been in the hooker and enjoy it more?


It depends I guess... My friend from London says he wants to puke thinking about that... He thinks too much, like a bitch... Me, I LOVE it... The sluttier the better.... I yell shit at them while im fucking them 'You dirty fucking 2 dollar whore... TAKE THAT WHITE DICK WHORE!! DADDY'S PROUD ISNT HE???? "

hahahaaaa only with a PROSTITUTE can shit like that go down and she not say a word back to you.... You may say 'my wife lets me talk like that to her'.. .but she knows you're saying in jest or for jollies... when i say it, i mean it.. and they know it... hahahaha

MetaMan 08-26-2005 01:33 AM

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Originally Posted by TeenGodFather
hahaha.. you think the average partying club-whore hasn't seen just as many cocks? ..and they get drunk and fuck without rubbers. Think that the next time you go down on a girl you pick up at a bar.

That being said, I don't do hookers. I have a girlfriend who works in the biz, in my company and I enjoy her vagina. I don't condone hookers by any means. I'd probably go down that route if I ever got single, I don't have time to go clubbing. :1orglaugh


lol like i really care who a woman has been with, i do not want a virgin.

some closet homos im sure enjoy the thought.

i dont fuck hookers, i got a girl, and i cannot stand condoms. and i would never go down on a chick i met at a bar, i go down low, im lying just saying that to get you in the bed see. :winkwink:

wargames 08-26-2005 01:38 AM

no need to wine and dine you fuck them and they leave plus you dont have to hear the bullshit drama every other day :upsidedow

wargames 08-26-2005 01:41 AM

Forgot to mention i like the way you think :thumbsup

escorpio 08-26-2005 01:42 AM

I think you pretty well covered it.

pr0 08-26-2005 01:45 AM

wow you nailed that shit like no other

BlackCrayon 08-26-2005 01:45 AM

i'd miss being able to eat a chick out and just do whatever the fuck you feel like without worrying about shitty assholes, diseases, rashes, ect.

its also fun to see what you can get 'normal' girls to do.

plus there is something to say for socialization. i'd imagine after years of fucking strickly hookers you wouldn't know how to go about talking or picking up a 'regular' girl.

Huggles 08-26-2005 01:48 AM

I'm guessing you're ugly and overweight, with very little social skills.


You can't fxck decent looking girls without paying for it.


Does calling them sluts make you feel powerful inside?

Jakke PNG 08-26-2005 01:48 AM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon
plus there is something to say for socialization. i'd imagine after years of fucking strickly hookers you wouldn't know how to go about talking or picking up a 'regular' girl.

Why would he have to?
If he has no wish to get married, and get children..a 'regular' girl is nothing but trouble. lol.

Jakke PNG 08-26-2005 01:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Huggles
I'm guessing you're ugly and overweight.


You can't fxck decent looking girls without paying for it.

You're missing the point.

Huggles 08-26-2005 01:49 AM

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Originally Posted by TeenGodFather
You're missing the point.


No, not really, if you want to fxck decent looking girls and you look like a slob, your only option is to pay. It's not like he has a choice in the matter.

pr0 08-26-2005 01:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon
i'd miss being able to eat a chick out and just do whatever the fuck you feel like without worrying about shitty assholes, diseases, rashes, ect.

its also fun to see what you can get 'normal' girls to do.

plus there is something to say for socialization. i'd imagine after years of fucking strickly hookers you wouldn't know how to go about talking or picking up a 'regular' girl.

not really, their both interested in the same things, acheiving their goals

one might wanna finish vet school & needs a stable guy for moral support

the other needs $400 a pop for an ounce of dank & a bottle of cristal

you'd be amazed who pimps themselves out these days....soccer moms gotta pay for that lex :pimp

kmanrox 08-26-2005 01:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Huggles
I'm guessing you're ugly and overweight, with very little social skills.


You can't fxck decent looking girls without paying for it.


Does calling them sluts make you feel powerful inside?

Even after 10 years in this industry, I'm 29, in shape, pretty good looking and loaded with grip... So there goes that theory... Next!

Jakke PNG 08-26-2005 01:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Huggles
No, not really, if you want to fxck decent looking girls and you look like a slob, your only option is to pay. It's not like he has a choice in the matter.

lol. Wearing blindfolds are we? Looking just in one direction?
You ARE missing the point.
ANYONE *CAN* get to fuck girls. I'm a fat slob and I get to fuck a decent looking girl daily if I want to, for free.

The whole point is that he HAS a choice in the matter.

Huggles 08-26-2005 01:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Hedonistic
Even after 10 years in this industry, I'm 29, in shape, pretty good looking and loaded with grip... So there goes that theory... Next!


Might as well stick your cock in a urinal

kmanrox 08-26-2005 01:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Huggles
Might as well stick your cock in a urinal


OK, thank you for your opinion. With a name like Huggles, I'd love to see your picture lol

Huggles 08-26-2005 02:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hedonistic

1) You're gay

Thoughts?


Don't you fuck trannies?

Jakke PNG 08-26-2005 02:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Huggles
Don't you fuck trannies?

If you've ever marketed tranny sites, you'll know it's a straight niche, not a gay one. Gays like men.

Huggles 08-26-2005 02:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeenGodFather
If you've ever marketed tranny sites, you'll know it's a straight niche, not a gay one. Gays like men.



If you fuck something with a penis, you're pretty gay

Jakke PNG 08-26-2005 02:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Huggles
If you fuck something with a penis, you're pretty gay

I'll need to quote myself:
Wearing blindfolds are we? Looking just in one direction?
I can't believe how narrowminded you've looked in this thread.
I don't fuck hookers
I don't get a hardon on trannies

Yet I don't condone guys fucking either, you apparently try to feel superior by saying people who do those things are losers or gays. Why?

kmanrox 08-26-2005 02:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeenGodFather
I'll need to quote myself:
Wearing blindfolds are we? Looking just in one direction?
I can't believe how narrowminded you've looked in this thread.
I don't fuck hookers
I don't get a hardon on trannies

Yet I don't condone guys fucking either, you apparently try to feel superior by saying people who do those things are losers or gays. Why?


Cummon TGF... EVERYONE loves trannies... admit it, they give you wood ;-)

Jakke PNG 08-26-2005 02:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hedonistic
Cummon TGF... EVERYONE loves trannies... admit it, they give you wood ;-)

*shhhhhhhh* My girl reads GFY from time to time. :1orglaugh

(Gk) 08-26-2005 02:37 AM

it depends on what "normal chicks" you're talkin about!

Jakke PNG 08-26-2005 02:39 AM

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Originally Posted by (Gk)
it depends on what "normal chicks" you're talkin about!

non-prostitutes?

Stacey_JoinRightNow 08-26-2005 02:43 AM

Why prostitutes are better than normal chicks...

It really depends on how we choose to get along with people, whether she's a prostiture or not... whether she is an adult model or just a normal models! You know, it really depends where we choose to hang out with someone... for me its not right to compare prostitutes to normal chicks, I mean who cares! I know quys care only girls knows how to fuck and nothing else and also they want someone to feed their needs. SATISFACTION! :)

PixeLs 08-26-2005 02:58 AM

lol No wonder why prostitutes still strive.

(Gk) 08-26-2005 03:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeenGodFather
non-prostitutes?

yah.. ok.

Its an interesting question, maybe because they know what they're doing? I do prefer the girls that are hookers by heart and soul and yet you can conquest them without spending a dime. (Not counting free drinks!) heh.

But who am I to question kman, he knows my country better than myself.

(I still miss that sig!) :upsidedow

beemk 08-26-2005 03:42 AM

i dont have anything against people that pick up hookers, but i would never do it myself. i like a girl that is a challenge or its no fun. i also would only want to fuck a girl that actually wants to fuck me not just because im paying her.

BabeHunter 08-26-2005 03:45 AM

you forgat to add

8. you live and america and 99% of the hookers/strippers look like shit.

Manowar 08-26-2005 03:51 AM

hookers rule

polish_aristocrat 08-26-2005 03:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeenGodFather
hahaha.. you think the average partying club-whore hasn't seen just as many cocks? ..and they get drunk and fuck without rubbers. Think that the next time you go down on a girl you pick up at a bar.

who says the only alternatie to hookers are 'party whores' though?

believe it or don't, but there're still woman who had less than 10 sexual partners in their lifes and they aren't ugly for that matter

and I'm not talking about high school girls ;)

(Gk) 08-26-2005 03:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BabeHunter
you forgat to add

8. you live and america and 99% of the hookers/strippers look like shit.


hmm, I disagree with that. :winkwink:

BabeHunter 08-26-2005 03:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat
who says the only alternatie to hookers are 'party whores' though?

believe it or don't, but there're still woman who had less than 10 sexual partners in their lifes and they aren't ugly for that matter

and I'm not talking about high school girls ;)


he was reffering to "1 night chicks" not relationship type of chicks (less then 10 sexual partners are relationship chicks)

PrintAdult 08-26-2005 03:58 AM

Hookers are cool. But you have to make sure you bag it up.

Jakke PNG 08-26-2005 04:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat
who says the only alternatie to hookers are 'party whores' though?

believe it or don't, but there're still woman who had less than 10 sexual partners in their lifes and they aren't ugly for that matter

and I'm not talking about high school girls ;)

Well, I'm not saying. My girl isn't a partywhore.
But, if you're out to fuck a different girl every week (as you do with prostitutes), you can't find a 'decent' girl to fuck every week, or?

Pete-KT 08-26-2005 04:39 AM

Very nice, i like your thoughts

justsexxx 08-26-2005 04:42 AM

1)You're gay --->NO
2) You're wife/GF is watching you type right now-->NO
3) You live in America and the ONLY country where there arent Red Light Districts/areas that provide 20-75$ a pop hookers---NO The Netherlands
4) You live in America and you don't have the money to be blowing on hookers-->NO
5) You don't live in America and you don't have the 50Euros to blow on hookers--> I do have it
6) You're a GWBushesque bible thumper, which means you wouldn't b reading GFY, so you don't fit this category--->uhm no
7) You're a woman or you're severly pussy whipped --->NO

I just prefer more then "just" sex. Might sounds boring. But I don't care:-)
But I don't bash hookers, or people who fuck hookers. It's just not my thing

Andre


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